Hmmm...

I wonder just what the 23 positions are. I can only think of, like, eight.

Why didn't you list the 8 positions?

The Time Bomb is one position.

FormerlyKnownAs said:

TwiliteKid said:

FormerlyKnownAs said:

Hmmm...

I wonder just what the 23 positions are. I can only think of, like, eight.

In, not and.

dude im english

there is only one...and thats in the pich dark once a month

Did you ever hear the one about the pinwheel?
That's the one where I put your legs behind your head
And real dirty like, I'ma spin you around
And grab you by the waist and pump you till I hear my baby say "Ow!"

FormerlyKnownAs said:

Hmmm...

I wonder just what the 23 positions are. I can only think of, like, eight.

...I put that up there with someone embellishing on the size of their "manhood". It probably was more like...well....eight

TwiliteKid said:

FormerlyKnownAs said:

Hmmm...

I wonder just what the 23 positions are. I can only think of, like, eight.

In, not and.

Oh dear.

callimnate said:

TwiliteKid said:

FormerlyKnownAs said: In, not and.

Oh dear.

It's true, it's "in".

Here are ways I guess some could do it. Let's see if I can come up with 23:

Nudists do it barely.

Hairstylists do it permanently.

Cardiologists do it whole-heartily.

Engineers do it mechanically.

The media does it sensationally.

Shriners do it conventionally.

Nixon did it trickily.

Louisianians do it bayoutifully.

Masturbators do it singlehandedly.

Ivan did it terribly.

King Arthur did it nightly.

Gillespie did it dizzily.

Anesthesiologists do it unconsciously.

Bigots do it intolerably.

Drummers do it differently.

Oil barons do it crudely.

Thespians do it playfully.

Undertakers do it gravely.

Zen Buddhists do it thoughtlessly.

Frankenstein did it monstrously.

Michael Phelps does it swimmingly.

Prince does it funkily.

Procrastinators do it later.

There! That's 23! It describes how they do it....

Still baffled by the number of positions though.

jonylawson said:

TwiliteKid said:

FormerlyKnownAs said: In, not and.

dude im english

there is only one...and thats in the pich dark once a month

Once a month and in pitch dark, with your looks?

Oh Mr. Lawson... that's sad.

I've been married for 15 years and I am only aware of 3 positions. I have no idea what the other 20 are.

GottaLetitgo said:

I've been married for 15 years and I am only aware of 3 positions. I have no idea what the other 20 are.

oh man you've been missing out

RumAndRaisin said:

GottaLetitgo said:

I've been married for 15 years and I am only aware of 3 positions. I have no idea what the other 20 are.

oh man you've been missing out

So I am starting to figure out...

GottaLetitgo said:

I've been married for 15 years and I am only aware of 3 positions. I have no idea what the other 20 are.

GottaLetitgo said:

I've been married for 15 years and I am only aware of 3 positions. I have no idea what the other 20 are.

The Captain thinks you should watch more porn.

In the bathroom standing on the tub and holding on the rod...

It's actually "23 positions IN a one night stand".

Jestyr said:

It's actually "23 positions IN a one night stand".

Classic correction, Jessie.

Do hope you are keeping well.

S

I thought this was the name of a song.

HonestMan13 said: