Seriously, by handing over your money to npgmc you have no guarantee that any of the new music sent to you will be any good!
I love Prince's music, but, I for one am sick of hearing him whine on about his emancipation from his record company and feel that he has become obsessed with it!
What's your view?

He did release a fart:
"1999 The New Master"
a smelly one too!

Of course people would buy it and then complain about it .
Ive done my fair share of moaning on the org though so I cant talk Damn , now Im one of the hypocrites

chewymusic said:

Chewymusic, I think you are going to Hell.

any track where he "attempts" to rhyme is considered gaseous to me. My god, stay away from the rappin P!!!

Yeah I would !!... but imagine the complaints:

"Man, it sounds like Kirky J engineered that fart!!"

"Man...ol' scragglehead just dont fart like he used2!!"

"Larry is evil..what is he feedin' prince that made him fart that bad?! Dont even lie because u KNOW Larry is also a licensed dietician!""

"What a rip-off!" (no pun intended)

"U know..this fart wouldve been so much better had Prince included some cool extras. I dunno...something from the vault, a personal letter 2 NPGMC members...Bean-O..."

"This sounds 2 much like Erotic City! "

mackopolis said:

LoL...If Prince were to release a fart to the members of the NPGMC this year I would be shocked to shit(lol) but my answer to your question, mackdopolis, would be "yes"...since I paid for it already give me my copy, please. And, thank you...lol...(I wouldn't listen to it tho)...

Seriously...Prince is on a roll, a very good one, imo---I'm not worried.

Nep2nes said:

You forgot, "You know, this fart is funky, but I wish he'd fart like he used to."

I remember my friend and I were talking about how we are such suckers. We bought our membership even though we weren't really into the new stuff he's been releasing. I said to her the exact same thing, that if Prince would fart we would probably buy it. Well I'm not disappointed in the money I've spent for the membershipt, it was well worth it for the soundcheck and concert experience.

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[This message was edited Wed Feb 26 0:42:08 PST 2003 by IstenSzek]

What sort of packaging will it be in?

Nep2nes said:

LOL!!!

Well, if Prince 'released' a fart. I would like 2 smell it before I buy it.

[This message was edited Sat Jun 8 17:04:32 PDT 2002 by SexLovely]

How much?

if 1999-The New Master was the fart, then TRC must be the resulting dump...

jerseykrs said:

amen

twonabomber said:

mackopolis said:

I respect him for that, i can really apreciate that kind of honesty. Sure i can understand that there are times and places for those idea's but basically i see him as a revolutionary and i respect him for that? I hear MJ talking about forming a coalition of artists to emancipate from the record industry. Their motive, i got the impression was money. Prince has always been about art, respect and honesty. I admire him for his ideals

greetz
kev1n

this brings 2 mind a comment a good friend told me many years ago:

he said that if rickie lee jones released a cd of nothing but her farting, belching and vomiting it would be brillant

Yes, I would buy a prince's fart cd, because I want to know
how his farts sound like, and it might smell good.

All of U already did buy a Prince fart! Play Tick Tick Bang (Can't remember the exact time off the top of my head) but just after he says "Oooh I can't hold it!" He lets rip with a good 'un!!

Someone back a while ago said he did release a song that had a fart on it, during the song "grafetti bridge". i don't know who said this and when it happens.

Jem said:

Maybe he could sample his fart and 'tweak' the sound a bit.
Equalize it, pitch shift up or down, filter it, choose an envelope, etc. Then use it in his rhythm/drum track for a particularly funky song. He could throw in some cuica or use an African friction drum...a'rooka-cuica-rooka...a rich track. Let's see. Some African xylophones, kalimbas, talking drum, maybe some oriental stuff too.
If done right nobody would ever know it and they'd be jammin' anyway.

I'm surprised he's never done it already.
The secret bein' in the sauce (mix).

I ain't buyin' no straight out, nasty fart. He got to "aesthetically" utilize for me to fork over the cash.

reality check, He's released a shit load of farts..


Check the 90's.. and some of the 00's

hak said:

Yes, to the obsessed mind. A majority here would really buy a cd full of that, cause they like to give more credit than needed.

Nep2nes said:

Neppie? when did you come back?
I thought you were barred and kicked off the org?

Ian?

i hear 'Get Wild' perfume smelt like a fart.

Well, Prince could make a fart sound terrific.
Get Wild perfume must not smell like a fart because when you go to PP you can smell it all over the place.
1999 The New Master wasnot that bad.

I Think That Was The Sample Set For $700.00

Not Enough Pre-Orders.

It Has Every Fabulous Sound His Ass Has Made~

What if he literally released a fart.

A beautifully presented gate fold long-box with some glossy photos of him and a 32 page colour booklet and a small glass vile conatining 100% guaranteed 'Prince Fart'.

dont forget the certificate of authenticity