Okay. Prince's tour bus pulls up outside the venue where you work. Your boss, the venue manager, gives you a $20 bill and assigns you to run to the grocery store around the corner to get food to send into Prince on the bus. What are you going to bring back for Prince's lunch?:

1. Brocolli soup from the deli
2. Veggie salad from the deli
3. Salt-free crackers
4. Peach-flavored water
5. Bag of oranges
6. One pickle


What would you bring for Prince's lunch?

1.celery sarnies
2.sum olives
3.peach yoghurt(r vegans allowed dairy they aint r they well im pretty stuck)

Batdance said:

Batdance, there's no protein in that lunch. I would definitely include some tofu, or at least a GardenBurger!

hopefully the tour bus don't stop by popeye's...




but on the real: probably a box of mock-chicken nuggets and a pint of ben & jerry's ice cream. those two alone would be about $10 or so bux 2 get, so there's change 2 spare...



greezy deep-fried crisco edit.
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sum nuts ,beans and rice that,ll do the trick

rice, vegetables, thin slices of non-fat meat and peach ice-cream 4 desert...


dayumn, i got hungry!

a dozen eggs and a loaf of bread. He can make 12 eggs samiches and feed everyone!
hehe

Shorty said:

"gimme another fried egg sammich!"

r vegans allowed eggs like

I'd get:

Cap 'N' Crunch
Soya Milk
Starfish & Coffee
A Peach
A Tangerine

oh... and, er, Squirrel meat!!!

HerRoyalBadness said:

You're bringing Prince MEAT for his lunch?!?!

Batdance said:

the brotha could use a bit mo' meat on them bones.

Everyone forgot Raspberry Sorbet!

minneapolisgenius said:

i said i'd get him a pint of ben & jerry's, man! dunno if they make raspberry sorbet, tho'...

how about a pint of cherry garcia?

Whatever is on his list for "u" to get "4" him.

thx.

He would give you a list...
He is very disciplined.

tx.

TipN4U said:

yeah, i bet...

but a list wouldn't make sense really, if all ya got is $20 bux...

One pork shoulder sammich… extra rare, with hot sauce (Specifically “Red Devil”)
French fries (since he likes Paris so much) prepared in double-fat bacon grease
A 2-liter of Coke
A box of saltines and some fresh hog’s head cheese to dip them in (gelatine intact)
Maybe some Pixie Sticks for dessert

How’s that?

And how could I forget the Smurfberry crunch in chocolate milk to whet his whistle?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Ice cream isn't vegan. Vegan means no animal products.

I'd take him a falafel sammich, a spinach salad, odwalla orange juice, and some vegan chocolate chip cookies. Mmmm.

Lammastide said:

u tryin 2 make the brotha go into cardiac arrest?



besides, that'd be well over $20 ducketts....



meaty edit.
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Lammastide said:

smurfberry crunch...

3 French hens
2 Turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree -- fried extra crispy

1. spincah salad
2. veggie burger
3. soy milk
4. me 4 dessert
i am a vegetarian 2,i just had this 4 lunch. i skipped dessert

***To tell you the truth, wouldn't get him any of that. would just give him the $20, he would probably rather have that, am right?***

Jem said:

No, he wouldn't. In Atlanta, a guy threw $20 onstage to pay for a hat that Prince was playfully bidding off. The guy threw the money, it hit the stage and Prince kicked the $20 into the audience.

GoldNigga said:

Yeah your probably right, because one, he has a lot know and two, he see's money as being an evil thing, but a nessisary thing. It bought him Paisley Park, well he bought it.

Roasted lamb, egg, haroseth, horseradish, and parsley.
Some salt water in a dish, and 5 cups of wine.

Also three pieces of matzoh stacked on top of each other and placed in a cloth sleeve.
I would remove the middle piece and break it in half. Return one half to the cloth, and hide the other half.
It is called an afikomen or aphikomen. Prince must hunt for the afikomen and when he finds it I'd give him a shiney nickle and a dime.

Honestly, I’d scoff at the notion of being Prince’s errand boy, but if I were in a particularly good mood:

1. Mixed greens salad with oil and wine vinegar
2. Imitation crab linguini, sprinkled with pesto
3. Sorbet – raspberry sounds great – with one lady finger
4. A bottle of San Peligrino sparkling water
5. A single mint
6. My resume

Can I do that for $20?

Lammastide said:

not even.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

OK, maybe I'd steal a couple things.