Let's make a story.

I'll start.

One day in late October Prince was enjoying a kale smoothie when the phone rang. He didn't recognized the number but something told him to answer it. The voice on the other end said...

Hey Prince this is JB calling from another reality .. Im here with a few friends,Jimmy Hendrix he says hes gonna hit your next show n show you what time it is. Elvis says he loves the gospely feel to some of your jams and is proud of your jailhouse rock version, way to go to make it sicker than he did.Get back to your roots and stop doing this Vegas cheesy hits crap your doin or were gonna come down there n stomp your ass.

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Prince hung up and thought about that. He considered, pondered, and reflected.

Prince got on the computer and...

Dress incognito and wrap tin foil around his head. He now knows that people are reading his mind and watching him from satellite radars and...

...then it occurred to him, why his music over the last few years had been so shit: people had been stealing his best ideas before he himself could record them. one other thing also became clear: he had let larry graham invade his mind and brainwash him into becoming a jehovah's witness...

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and that night he woke up in a cold sweat from having a dream that he had been Left Behind for being a JW and missing the Rapture and the government making those Left Behind take a microchip which was the very thing he had sung about in The War. So he goes to the internet and does some research on the founders of the JWs in which he learns....

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FunkySideEffects said:

nothing that he didn't know already, so instead of wasting his time on this website he decides to get dressed for the day. He walks back to his bedroom & enters his oversized wardrobe and puts on...

one of his get up's from the Alphabet Street Video. So he hops on his motorcycle and heads down towards "Tennessee"....

Yes to Tennessee, where he could hopefully ESCAPE such TRITELY things as "Prince 2012- An Org Story."

But alas, it was not to happen! For even in Tennessee, there were people with apparently NOTHING better to do but make up some INANE 'story' thread on a website, inhabited by loathsome WHINERS and blind FANATICS. At the realization of this, Prince decided there was NO point in making music for these people ever again and went into SECLUSION and honestly, who could blame him, for he just wanted to as far away from civilization and the internet as possible. Sadly, it would be over thirty years before anyone would learn what truly happened to him... but unfortunately since the fans that had driven him away had come to pass or just lost all interest due to his absence from society... NO ONE CARED

"Was this just a dream???" Sleep tight... Mwahahaha!!!

Yes, I know, I'm surprised too! Why I even bothered wasting my time with this thread is unclear now, but hopefully my sacrifice will end the suffering and save countless lives in the process... ;~}

PEACE!

Because the hottest fashion was now backless lycra pants and boots with three inch heels. Prince learnt all technology was now nano-ized, people wore glasses with a eye controlled computer, phone and television. Luckily, Prince kept his Welcome 2 Chicago glasses so he had them retro fitted, and called...

Joan Jett and said baby we need to do a jam together cuz you a hella sexy rock goddess.

Unfortunely, Joan Jett was just now a head in a jar kept alive with ground breaking technology. Her voice still good, but no stage presence. So Prince decide to see who's funky in 2042 on his computer. He found....

...a time machine and went back to 1995. He was sitting in an office with many executives from Warner Music Group. They were dangling a contract worth $100 million. All he had to do was sign it. A little voice in his head said, "Read it first before you sign it". Prince made that lemon-sucking face, and then he...

realised that he had to Fart and as part of his new belief in Freedom, he let rip and it did STINK...in a flowery sort of way. But it was too much for the little voice in his head, who promtly told Prince to sign the contract and get out of the room.

In the hallway he met ....

....Mavis Staples on another one of her famous Ketamine binges, Foaming at her mouth she gargled something about "The Voice" and appeared to fall asleep.. Prince tried to stop her choking on her own tounge but startled she ran at him with an eyliner pencil and began to write slave on his cheek.....

and his old ass hips gave out and a paramedic was called they left after he got to his walker all by his onesys. It hurt so much he pissed himself. After the news hounds let loose the news about it the only gig he could book was welcome to the nursing home circut.

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At this point, Prince put on a faux leather spotted suit and achieved his lifelong ambition, to be a cow. Many thought Prince aimed for divinity over the years but it was bovinity he craved. To think, to chew, to meditate amongst the hay bails. Sure it involved being milked once a day but after awhile even that became pleasurable.

WOW!!! THIS WENT STUPID QUICK!!! Perhaps its time for me leave 'the org' again...

aharlansexmonk said:

WOW!!! THIS WENT STUPID QUICK!!! Perhaps its time for me leave 'the org' again...

Prince hear that and was not pleased.

Not At All.

Prince then realized some how his youthful body of 54 years had been restored to all it's glory! But how?

aharlansexmonk said:

WOW!!! THIS WENT STUPID QUICK!!! Perhaps its time for me leave 'the org' again...

How becoming a cow is "stupid" i have no idea. This site used to be really cow-friendly but I am sensing a great deal of bovine resistence lately. My belief is that many of you haters are horses who have inflitrated the site. Sad.

littlemissG said:

Prince then realized some how his youthful body of 54 years had been restored to all it's glory! But how?

It seemed that Jehovah himself had heard the Rainbow Children and decided the new messiah had arrived, but upon refl;ection noticing the worn out and bovine looking figure in front of him, he came across a copy of Parade and decided the prophet would look better like that, attract with a flat top and clean shaven. A hip messiah was what he needed. He then gathered Prince, and told the purple messiah, he had to do the work and gave him a pretty girl to be the muse to his Pharoah.

Jehovah despaired about the Theocratic void and decide that he must be the one, to be the spreader of Controversy.

Prince noticed his task, grabbed his guitar and realised it was his Last December.....

Cow said:

aharlansexmonk said:

WOW!!! THIS WENT STUPID QUICK!!! Perhaps its time for me leave 'the org' again...

How becoming a cow is "stupid" i have no idea. This site used to be really cow-friendly but I am sensing a great deal of bovine resistence lately. My belief is that many of you haters are horses who have inflitrated the site. Sad.

Don't worry about those Cow haters, They just have udder envy...... Ain't nobody got 4 stomachs like you, now give me some hoof

Prince now restored had to get back to 2012. He added his time machine and appeared in a place he recognized, it was the physical manifestation of prince(with a lowercase p).org.

NOT AGAIN!! Exclaimed Prince. His previous encounters with orger have been, well...Interesting.

I'm on a mission!

Yes, Prince the most important one you will ever undertake.

Prince looked the voice came from the black sofa facing away from him. Carefully he leaned over it and Saw a talking cat wearing a Lotusflow3r tee shirt.

Ummm, not a cow or a horse.

The cat said....

"Meow. I think your latest song, Rock and Roll Love affair, is purrrrrrrrfect".

At that exact moment, Cow entered the room and...

The lights went pitch black.

The cow said "Prince, i have decimated the world's power supplies, no electricity anywhere on the face of this planet. no longer will anyone have to bear any new albums or tours from you."

Prince looked at him with a sly smirk and said "We'll see about that."

Prince quickly darted out of the room, and a few minutes later the lights were back on. Prince had saved the world by powering it all himself with his New Power Generator.

The cow, with a look of defeat said...