She began, "That you're not keen on this time of year what with Nimrod and all"?

Prince coughed, put on his Noddy Holder wig, shrugged and Squealed like he'd never squealed before.

This made Adele smile, though her heart was aching, smile when she could be baking. She was soaked through. Her nipples stood on end like start buttons on the Queen Mary, she nearly had Princes' eye out with one of them.

"Chestnuts" said Prince. "Come with me to a place in your heart, we'll roast chestnuts over an open fire. I might even show you my wire."

"Sounds funky to me" Said Adele as she hopped into the car, squeaking her fat ass on the back seat. Prince let out a sly brussel sprout bomb, turned up the heater to eleven and smiled to himself before pulling away.

It was cold. Jack Frost had nipples on his nose. Crowds of Orgers were dressed as Eskimos.

"Ya know" said Prince, "When love calls" .... He was eyeing her in the mirror.

"Everybody knows, a Turkey and some missile toes, help to make the season bright. Tiny tats, with brown eyes all a glow, will find it hard to sleep tonight. They know that Princey's on his way, he's loaded lots of songs and things for them to play, and every motherless child is gonna sigh, to see ole Princey get on stage with Sly.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase, to kids from 'Zihuatanejo', although it's been said, many times, many ways...

He shared his cheer with with someone he hadn't before.

Prince ate his figgy pudding, and so much more.

"God Bless Us One and All", He exclaimed,"but remember I Can't Be Tamed!"

With that....

Prince scurried off to deliver a gift to a special friend.

He was still a Witness so this wasn't a Christmas gift, just a little sumthang to put a smile on a familiar face. Prince stood outside the window until noticed by...

His 'special friend'.

They had a little somethang wrapped up for the purple wonder too. Something practical yet fun. Everybody knew that one day the boat was gonna sail to take us all away. Prince knew it and wanted to be ready.

He was gonna love his gifts.

Looking excited the little fella scampered to the front door. The way that he was movin, just made her want him mo.

The door opened. Stood naked but for a dopple quacker and some tinsel was...

A padlock on the bleedin storybook.

[Edited 1/1/13 19:26pm]