And if it existed, who would be doing whom in the sex scenes?

i would be prince

kim kardashian would be appolonia

kelly brook would be jill jones

paris hilton and lindsey lohan would be wendy and lisa

lucy lui and mariah carey would be susan and brenda

the first ave waitress would be sasha grey

sharon stone would be princes mama

Hah, you've got some real pr0n stars in there like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, that's cool.

Nina Hartley could play Prince's mom.

James Deen is Doctor Fink easily.

Sasha Grey and Gianna Michaels could be Wendy and Lisa.

edit: And Skin Diamond as Susan Moonsie.

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I've already written it. It's called Purple Vein. The only problem is that porno acting is going to be tough to dumb down to Purple Rain levels, but with the right director inspiring the cast it might be worth it. I could also do the music. Beautiful Ones becomes Beautiful Buns and so on...

John Travolta as Bobby Z, Will Smith as Brownmark, and Tom Cruise as Dr. Fink, can do a threesome to 'Darling Dickie'.

Oh yeah.

No.

Genesia said:

No.

????

steakfinger said:

I've already written it. It's called Purple Vein. The only problem is that porno acting is going to be tough to dumb down to Purple Rain levels, but with the right director inspiring the cast it might be worth it. I could also do the music. Beautiful Ones becomes Beautiful Buns and so on...

Really ? So you´re the genius behind this masterpiece? You are Arturo Domingo?

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KoolEaze said:

steakfinger said:

I've already written it. It's called Purple Vein. The only problem is that porno acting is going to be tough to dumb down to Purple Rain levels, but with the right director inspiring the cast it might be worth it. I could also do the music. Beautiful Ones becomes Beautiful Buns and so on...

Really ? So you´re the genius behind this masterpiece? You are Arturo Domingo?

[img:$uid]http://dreysay.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/purple-vein.jpg?w=460&h=708[/img:$uid]

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A white man (Or Meican, at least have a real Black one, these parodies all look mid 80s to me, maybe an updated version with Prince for real like Snoop Doggs porn. Or we live in an age of computers why not make up a fake one like that sex tape of Bill Cosby with Kimberley Conrad (Get ready for the most stupendous pudding pop you have ever seen in your whole life).

Clara Blow? Holy fuck.

Of course not.

ron jeremy would be great as prince!!! he's got the mustache already

purple stain would be a much classier title

RodeoSchro said:

Of course not.

this not trying to see that

or .. morris day could play prince and prince could play apalonia ...

KoolEaze said:

steakfinger said:

I've already written it. It's called Purple Vein. The only problem is that porno acting is going to be tough to dumb down to Purple Rain levels, but with the right director inspiring the cast it might be worth it. I could also do the music. Beautiful Ones becomes Beautiful Buns and so on...

Really ? So you´re the genius behind this masterpiece? You are Arturo Domingo?

[img:$uid]http://dreysay.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/purple-vein.jpg?w=460&h=708[/img:$uid]

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Eartha Klitt,

someone probably already has done it

But i wouldn't watch

jaawwnn said:

????

This is awesome!

KoolEaze said:

[img:$uid]http://dreysay.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/purple-vein.jpg?w=460&h=708[/img:$uid]

Too funny.

KoolEaze said:

steakfinger said:

I've already written it. It's called Purple Vein. The only problem is that porno acting is going to be tough to dumb down to Purple Rain levels, but with the right director inspiring the cast it might be worth it. I could also do the music. Beautiful Ones becomes Beautiful Buns and so on...

Really ? So you´re the genius behind this masterpiece? You are Arturo Domingo?

[img:$uid]http://dreysay.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/purple-vein.jpg?w=460&h=708[/img:$uid]

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Shit. Beaten to the punch. In all fairness, that's the easiest title to CUM up with.