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"Acid Rain" Parody by Bethie Baby

Pollution causes all people sorrow
It makes sense if u just use your brain
EPA's never been victim to over staffing
Limestone buildings always crumble in the acid rain

Acid rain Acid rain
Acid rain Acid rain
Acid rain Acid rain
Never ever go out bathing in the acid rain

H20 combines with sulfur dioxide
Also NOx, C-O-2, and 2 of chlorine
Baby you can see the damage on the outside
It's such a shame rain water smells like brine

Acid rain Acid rain
Acid rain Acid rain
Acid rain Acid rain
Never ever go out bathing in the acid rain

People I know, I know, I know times are changing
It's time we all reach out 4 some new fuel
That means u 2
U say u want clean air
But u can't seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better chose it
So we will not have no more acid rain

Acid rain Acid rain
Acid rain Acid rain
If you know what makes up acid rain
C'mon raise your hand
Acid rain Acid rain
Never go out bathing, never go out bathing
In the acid rain



"Purple Veins (a Self Mutilation Story)" Parody by Bradley

I never could handle any sorrow
I never could take any pain
I only wanted one time to laugh
But now i only want to slice my purple veins

Purple veins, purple veins
Purple rain, purple veins
I only wanted to see blood from my purple veins

I never wanted to get caught up in all this sorrow
I only wanted some kind of friend
Scars, i can never tell one from another
It's such a shame the happiness had to end

Purple veins, purple veins
Purple veins, purple veins
I only wanted you to help me not cut my purple veins

Honey, I know, I know, I know times are changing
It's time we all reached out for something new
That means you too
you say you want me
But you can't seem to make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me dig into my purple veins

Purple veins, purple veins
Purple veins, purple veins...
I only want to see u, only want you to see it
the bright red blood



do any of u have similar horrid lyrics lurking up yo' sleeves?

All in the best taste then!