Genesia said:

Are you telling me that's not an udder?

[img:$uid]http://www.jonco48.com/blog/prince.jpg[/img:$uid]

That's a tittie waiting to be milked.

Cow said:

5) Prince does not sleep standing up. Research shows that he has not slept since 2004, a feat made possible by his four year hibernation between 2000-2004.

Prince does occasionally sleep while recording, though

this is a brilliant thread because prince has been dropping hints in his lyrics and song titles for ages....

when doves cow.

'and all that cow before me never made you cow..shak shalak....cow...'

'www.emilk.com'

udderneath the cream

Rave un2 the cow fantastic

rave into the cow fantastic

cow my name

how come u dont cow me anymore

'the evolution will be cow-ized'

in this bed i steak

te amo cow-a-zone

(...the hornheadz are there of course....)

'make him man enough to say he's 50-50 cow'

3 chains o' cow

'get calf....22 positions in a one-stand stand....get calf...'

'it took 5 oxen....'

'cattle..cattle..cattle groove on....cattle...cattle...cattle groove on'

diary i'm a star

push and bull

dam u (dam is a cow mother)

i would heifer you

U sexy muley fucker (muley is a hornless cow)

'dance with the uddertaker'

(sorry couldn't resist, prince u are great. this is just timepass by lesser people. sure u can think of some other ones)

TheEnglishGent said:

Moovie Star

"Dance floor ain't big enough, fat cow!!"

Cow said:

After years if extensive research, it has been discovered that Prince is not a cow.

This is a thread that would probably make Prince want to visit the org, just to see there are a few folks with a sense of humor! But you all are wicked--I was nearly kicked off my bus on the way home: everyone was trying to sleep but I kept laughing (I truly was trying to stifle it!). I hope you all can keep this moo-ving.

Cowtroversy.

Hang on, if he's black AND white (it must B true, an orger said so), that means he's straight & ...

OMG how far does the rabbit hole go?

Visual evidence. Songs. Call the experts Cow, they may need to reassess their findings.

lust said:

Cow, what other info are you able to reVEAL?

And break the Davinci Cowde? Are you mad, I would be barbecued if I said anything else!

(Please do not ask me about the REAL reason that Katy Perry and Russell Brand broke up. All I can say is that one of them is indeed a cow but I can't say which one).

Azahar said:

Cowtroversy.

Hang on, if he's black AND white (it must B true, an orger said so), that means he's straight & ...

OMG how far does the rabbit hole go?

Visual evidence. Songs. Call the experts Cow, they may need to reassess their findings.

EyeJester7 said:

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA

THIS IS JUST

RE..DICK..U.LESS

I don't know whether to laugh or drown in the pool of my tears from laughter..lo

eye know;]

Cow said:

After years if extensive research, it has been discovered that Prince is not a cow.

OMG, how could you lie to us this way!! I just don't what to believe anymore.

Prince: The Artist Now Known as Cash Cow

http://www.eonline.com/ne...cash_cow/2

@ ArielFriend

Lowesexy:

"...it put my name upon my thigh..." branding?

udderloveholeinyohead.

'like animals, just born to breed....'

cows and disorder.

(best thread in ages around here.)

The cow scientists weren't neccessarily expecting a Nobel Prize for this discovery but a sticky would have been nice.

Oh well, I must move on. I'm starting an Occupy McDonalds movement tomorrow.

Cow said:

The cow scientists weren't neccessarily expecting a Nobel Prize for this discovery but a sticky would have been nice.

Oh well, I must move on. I'm starting an Occupy McDonalds movement tomorrow.

Oh, sure, Cow, move right along . . . after I uncovered the evidence he IS a cow. You are despicable to have deceived us this way . . .

http://www.eonline.com/ne...cash_cow/2

ArielFriend said:

Cow said:

The cow scientists weren't neccessarily expecting a Nobel Prize for this discovery but a sticky would have been nice.

Oh well, I must move on. I'm starting an Occupy McDonalds movement tomorrow.

Oh, sure, Cow, move right along . . . after I uncovered the evidence he IS a cow. You are despicable to have deceived us this way . . .

http://www.eonline.com/ne...cash_cow/2

You know too much. Expect a "friendly visit" from the Cowsa Nostra within the next few days. They would like to take for you a little stroll/

Cow said:

ArielFriend said:

Oh, sure, Cow, move right along . . . after I uncovered the evidence he IS a cow. You are despicable to have deceived us this way . . .

http://www.eonline.com/ne...cash_cow/2

You know too much. Expect a "friendly visit" from the Cowsa Nostra within the next few days. They would like to take for you a little stroll/

That's fine; at least I'll go knowing what you said is just . . . bull . . .

When the cow moos, udders will shake.

ArielFriend said:

Cow said:

You know too much. Expect a "friendly visit" from the Cowsa Nostra within the next few days. They would like to take for you a little stroll/

That's fine; at least I'll go knowing what you said is just . . . bull . . .

I've called off the Cowsa Nostra.

I can't blame you for your idealism. Humans want to believe. It is a good trait of humans; one we cows like a lot more than, say, their tendency to want to eat 2 pound hamburgers.

Prince, to paraphrase Britney Spears, is not quite a cow but not completely a human. We all can agree on that.

Loving this thread!

Best I could come up with were:

Willing and a Bull

Wonderful Grass

Dairy Mind

My friend came up with some more:

Bovine O the Times

Jam of the Steer

Extraordi-dairy

"Do U Own Your Pastures?"

Udders here with us

Azahar said:

Udders here with us

Yogurta Shake Something

Mooah Bocca

ShoCOWdeLICKa

GrassCudder

Cowmasutra

Angus Stesia

Batdance (Vicki Veal Mix)

PopeLeo said:

Batdance (Vicki Veal Mix)

OnlyNDaUsa said:

i don't know... awful lot of cow bell in 'endorphinmachine'

And that's not the only one . . .

http://cowbellsongs.com/t...we-al.html

Thank heavens he narrowly avoided the fate of the cows in the article below by escaping WB . . .

http://www.hiphopmusic.co...propr.html

It is clear Cow is being untruthful . . . all this evidence is overwhelming . . . a Moderator should eternally ban Cow from the org . . .

I'm going to go watch the Alphabet Street video . . . it probably will provide more evidence

Eternal ban may be a bit harsh. Cow just planted the seed...Cowspiracies abound.

Another one, Lady Cow Driver.

According Wendy in a Minnesota Public Radio interview, Prince is not a cow, but actually a pony. A cute, little pony.

http://minnesota.publicra...0120216_64

[Edited 3/29/12 8:18am]

BEST.

THREAD.

EVER.