jackmitz said:

Wait...I thought cows were for calves

False clues. Prince has actually been planting false hints of possible bovinity for years. The nadir came during 1988 when Prince recorded "The Calf Album" which was set to be released without his name on the cover. It was to be sold at State Fairs and Flea Markets but Prince had a vivid dream that caused him instead to record "The Black Album". Of course later he had another vivid dream and released "Lovesexy". This was back when he still required sleep.

Don't even get me started on his ill-fated alter ego "Cowmille".

LOL!! This is the funniest Thing I've ever Heard xD

Oh, wait... Prince Is not a Cow? All My Hopes And dreams Are Now Washed Up My life Will Be different After this... Wow, This Is Just Shoking that I can't deal With it.

In fact, Prince Is Not a Cow, He Is A Dove, Since 1983 I think

Ohhh this thread made my day!

i love this website where else can i learn so many new things??? why, just yesterday i discovered (right here!) that prince is NOT a gay black man, and today i get the news that he is NOT a cow!!!! does this mean he is also NOT a gay black cow? only time will tell. because someone for SURE will start a thread up in here and let me know.

ps: i would respect prince a teensy bit more if he were to become a cow. thank you, that is all

erik319 said:

dodger said:

Also dont forget -

An-udder Lonely Christmas

Cow The Law

How Come You Dont Cow Me Anymore

And the classics:

I Cud Never Take the Place of your Man

Daisy Chain

I wish U Heifer

O MY GOD! I literally DIED when I read that!!! SO FUNNY! DAMN!

Some of you are milking this for all it's worth.

EyeJester7 said:

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA

THIS IS JUST

RE..DICK..U.LESS

I don't know whether to laugh or drown in the pool of my tears from laughter..lol

u mean ri....cock..ulous

Genesia said:

Some of you are milking this for all it's worth.

I disagree. You obviously skimmed the thread and didn't take in the information that went past-ur-eyes

TheDigitalGardener said:

You are correct, Prince is not a cow, he is in fact a cock! [img:$uid]http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx218/MMikeyBee/Gifs/cock.jpg[/img:$uid]

i gave it some thought today and realized something pretty important: prince is NOT a yacht. he's fancy, yes. probably cost a million for upkeep, yes. but waterproof when and where it counts? nope. and prince is NOT safe to use as a flotation device either. so don't try it

Cow said:

jackmitz said:

Wait...I thought cows were for calves

False clues. Prince has actually been planting false hints of possible bovinity for years. The nadir came during 1988 when Prince recorded "The Calf Album" which was set to be released without his name on the cover. It was to be sold at State Fairs and Flea Markets but Prince had a vivid dream that caused him instead to record "The Black Album". Of course later he had another vivid dream and released "Lovesexy". This was back when he still required sleep.

Don't even get me started on his ill-fated alter ego "Cowmille".

Well...this is finally making sense. I was wondering what the C in Cindy C stood for! It flows way easier than Cindy Cow....

Let's not forget his barnyard album, 'For Ewe'

the utter side of the Pillow

Under the Cherry moooo

How come U don't MILK me anymore

Underneith the cream

Right back here on my Farm

five stomachs

my cowputer

mooing don't matter 2 nite

I can't make u milk me

Head

OnlyNDaUsa said:

the utter side of the Pillow

Under the Cherry moooo

How come U don't MILK me anymore

Underneith the cream

Right back here on my Farm

five stomachs

my cowputer

mooing don't matter 2 nite

I can't make u milk me

Head

I Could Never Take the Place of Your Cow

Computer muuuu

Hahahahhaa

You guys are insane for making up all of these 'Cow' references as it pertains to Prince songs. I will have to jump on the bandwagon..excuse me..while I exploit Prince as a Cow.

Cownized Mind

Curious Cow

AND as someone said already: I wish U Heifer!

I loooove under the cherry moooooo :fallsoff:

Little Red Cowette

Cow Cow Time

I swear I saw this topic years ago though, do you post it every year or something? This is an old study.

Genesia said:

alphastreet said:

I loooove under the cherry moooooo :fallsoff:

Little Red Cowette

Cow Cow Time

I swear I saw this topic years ago though, do you post it every year or something? This is an old study.

This topic may seem familliar because it has come up many times in discussion of Prince's career. Many have speculated that Prince was a cow since early in his career and Prince has encouraged the speculation. Deep down, his desire to be a cow has haunted him and at some points in his life he went to extreme ends to become a "pseudo cow". See this exceerpt from "Creamed: Prince's Pursuit of Divinity and Bovinity."

Prince stood there reflecting in front of the mirror. There were many things on his mind. What should he do about Wendy and Lisa? Why couldn't he just have left "Under the Cherry Moon" black and white? Was 47 members too many for a touring band and did he really need that fur hat on the payroll? But underneath it all was the hatred, the deep self-loathing for his non-cow identity. Why had he been born a man when he had enough talent, enough skill, enough pure awesomeness to be a cow? It had ruined every relationship he had ever had and it was become a larger and larger void. He did the only thing he could do when he felt this way. He put on his faux leather brown and white jacket, stared at the mirror, and mooed over and over. His moos became howls of pain and loss. Prince was a lost soul, searching for the cow hide that would make him complete and seeing only flesh.

Here we are in this big ol' empty barn
Staring each other down
You want my dairy products inside of you
Let's stop fooling around
Take me, baby, tug on my udder
As I chew my cud, ooh
Bring out what's been in me for far to long
Baby, you know that's all I've been dreaming of
Milk me, baby, like you never done before
Ooh, take it from me 'til I just can't give no more
Come on and milk me, baby, like you never milked before
Ooh, You want my milk, I just can't give no more, can't give, oh

Dear Cow,

Whilst it is true that Prince is NOT a cow, you and I both know he can be cow-like. Indeed, leading scientists at The GENIUS Network believe he might have been exhibiting cow-ard tendencies when he refused to include the raw, unadulterated, version of Days of Cow on what was originally being called The Cow Experience.

love,

Spirit

Not saying he in any way IS, but for arguments sake, if he WAS of the bovine persuasion, do you think he'd be a gay black bull or a fancy lesbian cow?

[Edited 3/22/12 7:32am]

lust said:

Genesia said:

Some of you are milking this for all it's worth.

Yeah, so what's your beef?

erik319 said:

dodger said:

Moo's To The Pharaoh

The Question Of Moo

Underneath The Cream

U Got The Milk

Why U Wanna Milk Me So Bad

Cream

It's milking time

Tell me how u wanna be milked

Rasberry Whey

I wanna milk with you

Milk me Baby

I cant make you milk me

Whey ever you go Whey ever you do

Let's go cheesy

The moooost beautiful girl in the world

[Edited 3/22/12 8:37am]

[Edited 3/22/12 9:09am]

Sorry...can't type...crying...

Aah, Cream.

Cow, can U shed more light on the meaning of "cream shaboogiebop"? I'm assuming "wire" & "burnin desire" are freaky refrences to a penchant for electric fences?

Azahar said:

Sorry...can't type...crying...

Aah, Cream.

Cow, can U shed more light on the meaning of "cream shaboogiebop"? I'm assuming "wire" & "burnin desire" are freaky refrences to a penchant for electric fences?

Finally someone is asking the right questions. Sh-boogie bop was the war cry of the ancient Cowans. The Cowans were a benevolent tribe of cows that 4000 years ago grew tired of their human oppressors and started a massive revolt. Of course a massive revolt for most cows involves standing in a meadow and trying to look menacing. As they did so, the Cowans cried "Sh-boogie bop" which, unfortunately, had no effect whatsoever. In hindsight, it wasn't really a great idea, but Prince adopted it as a battle cry against the oppressive Warner Bros. regime.

Thank U 4 sharing your knowledge!

BTW the stare works. Scares me. Have U ever walked past a field full of steer? One unhappy bunch, with a lot of beef. (but who wouldn't be upset @ having their family jewels lopped off!).

He's a black and white Jersey Cow.

Are you telling me that's not an udder?

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