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Thread started 02/06/12 6:49pm

imago

Let's Say, U & Prince are Smoking Some JOINTS, and...

Let's say you and Prince are smoking some joints together, and after he tells you an off colour joke about the Pope, he places his hand on your lap and stares into your eyes.

"Jerome....I can call you that, can't I?"

Before you have an opporutinity to answer, he continues, "Beauty may be on the inside, you see, but some of them girls up on my stage and shows need to turn they ugly azzes inside out then."

You raise your hand to protest, only for him to press his open hand against yours and stare more intensly in your eyes.

"I ain't being vain, no no no. But seriously, if love is blind then why is lingerie so popular?" with his other hand he points to the fish-tail bikini strap poking out of his skin tight lace pants."

Folks are always sayin', my movies are all about the visuals...but with no heart or substance. They are always giving me awards I don't want!

He pulls what appears to be a rhinestone studded photo album with tassles and fringe in a lavender hue, and opens it to reveal several awards.

Only, these are razzies! Razzies, which are given once every year around oscar time for the worst accomplishments in cinema.

Do you think I deserve this bullshit?

Look at this! DO I DESERVE THESE RAZZIES?!?!?!?

YearResultAwardCategory/Recipient(s)
2000 Nominated Razzie Award Worst Actor of the Century
For Graffiti Bridge (1990), Under the Cherry Moon (1986) and others.
1991 Nominated Razzie Award Worst Actor
for: Graffiti Bridge (1990).

Worst Director
for: Graffiti Bridge (1990).

Worst Screenplay
for: Graffiti Bridge (1990).

1990 Nominated Razzie Award Worst Actor of the Decade
For Under the Cherry Moon (1986).
Worst New Star of the Decade
For Under the Cherry Moon (1986).
1987 Won Razzie Award Worst Actor
for: Under the Cherry Moon (1986).

Worst Director
for: Under the Cherry Moon (1986).

Worst Original Song
for: Under the Cherry Moon (1986).
For the song "Love or Money".

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Reply #1 posted 02/06/12 7:51pm

RodeoSchro

Of course not. "Love or Money" was a good song.

And Prince could not possibly be the Worst Actor of the Decade - not when you consider his work in "Purple Rain". For the same reason he cannot be the Worst Director of the Decade - just look at the "Sign O' the Times" movie, which was hailed by one paid flack as "possibly the greatest concert film ever made". And I don't even know if Prince directed it or not, but does it really matter?

Of course not.

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Reply #2 posted 02/06/12 7:57pm

FunkySideEffec
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falloff nawww I was really getting into that story. Can you keep going with it? popcorn

pray Peace in the House of Prince.
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Reply #3 posted 02/06/12 9:38pm

udo

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Let's say you and Prince are smoking some joints together,
eek hmph! What a weird parallel universe would that be?

Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill... If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.
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Reply #4 posted 02/06/12 9:42pm

angel345

hmm lol

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Reply #5 posted 02/06/12 11:03pm

kenkamken

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This post brought to you by the Marijuana Grower's Association of Humboldt County.
"So fierce U look 2night, the brightest star pales 2 Ur sex..."
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Reply #6 posted 02/07/12 3:02am

PopeLeo

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You got me - I had to look up what movie was judged worse than Graffiti Bridge. And there were two!

I haven't seen either of them but it's unimaginable that there was even one worse film. Ever.

However, one of them also starred Morris Day, Bonnie Boyer, Sheila E and a load more Escovedos.

You'd think that sabotaging another movie to be 'worse' than GB would keep Prince happy.

But no, he's still bitter about GB and now we have to put up with the 'The Original 7ven' nonsense name.

And the horrible flashbacks, remembering the torture of watching the movie when I spot my GB cd in my collection. Make it stop! Mommy! Noooooo!

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Reply #7 posted 02/07/12 4:56am

robertgeorgeak
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i lift up my diamonds and pearls tour t-shirt, revealing my appendix scar, "do i deserve that?? well do i prince?? now shut the fuck up and roll another joint you self-pitying pothead"

don't play me...i'm over 30 and i DO smoke weed....
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Reply #8 posted 02/07/12 8:00am

cammi

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weed

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Reply #9 posted 02/07/12 10:35am

imago

robertgeorgeakabob said:

i lift up my diamonds and pearls tour t-shirt, revealing my appendix scar, "do i deserve that?? well do i prince?? now shut the fuck up and roll another joint you self-pitying pothead"

falloff

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Reply #10 posted 02/07/12 6:27pm

errant

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falloff

"does my cock look fat in these jeans?"
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Reply #11 posted 02/07/12 9:53pm

Timmy84

"That's that gooooooooooood shit. weed "

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Reply #12 posted 02/08/12 3:46pm

veronikka

robertgeorgeakabob said:

i lift up my diamonds and pearls tour t-shirt, revealing my appendix scar, "do i deserve that?? well do i prince?? now shut the fuck up and roll another joint you self-pitying pothead"

spit

Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul
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Reply #13 posted 02/11/12 6:23am

imago

Timmy84 said:

"That's that gooooooooooood shit. weed "

Only the best for Prince!

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Reply #14 posted 02/11/12 9:09am

aardvark15

Wait he won for Under The Cherry Moon and lost for Graffiti Bridge!!!!!!!! Under The Cherry Moon is a great movie and Love Or Money a great song, and I really can't think of a worser movie that came out in 1990 than GB.

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Reply #15 posted 02/11/12 9:10am

imago

aardvark15 said:

Wait he won for Under The Cherry Moon and lost for Graffiti Bridge!!!!!!!! Under The Cherry Moon is a great movie and Love Or Money a great song, and I really can't think of a worser movie that came out in 1990 than GB.

didn't Vanilla Ice's Cool as Ice come out the same year though?

I think Cool as Ice gave GB a run for its money.

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Reply #16 posted 02/11/12 9:28am

aardvark15

imago said:

aardvark15 said:

Wait he won for Under The Cherry Moon and lost for Graffiti Bridge!!!!!!!! Under The Cherry Moon is a great movie and Love Or Money a great song, and I really can't think of a worser movie that came out in 1990 than GB.

didn't Vanilla Ice's Cool as Ice come out the same year though?

I think Cool as Ice gave GB a run for its money.

God don't remind me of that film

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