NeonCraxx said:

"Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful" - Prettyman

This is an unintentionally hilarious post.

Come On:

"I got the butter 4 your muffin
Just need the keys 2 the room "

Push:

"change up like a sock". Really, Prince? Really?

"...black pepper,

grind u, please.

Make a brotha happy (where?!)

on yo knees."

-'Sexme?sexmenot'

Jehova whaaaa?

eyewishuheaven said:

Push:

"change up like a sock". Really, Prince? Really?

I'm never going to stop laughing.

dannyd5050 said:

"I just hate to see an erection go to waste."

LLLLLOOOOOOVVVVEEEEE that part! Lol

"If I gave u diamonds and pearls
Would u be a happy boy or a girl"

I mean...I'm sorry, but...I mean....it's funny!!!!

Camille's line "Maybe if u cop a nut in the car"

dannyd5050 said:

"An Indian woman buried her grandpa in the Black Heels"

It's even funnier if you listen to the song believing he's singing about black heels (cuz grandpa was a cross-dresser).

Efan said:

jonylawson said:

alphachannel said:

I hope this wasn't deliberate, but...

Good evening, this is your pilot Prince speaking
You are flyin' aboard the Seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped
With anything your body desires

If for any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down to apply more
To activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close to yours
Place my lips over your mouth and kiss, kiss, normally
In the event there is over excitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device

We ask that you please observe the 'No letting go' sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way

We are now makin' our final approach to satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
For landing, can you feel it, can you feel it?
Yeah

Welcome to Satisfaction
Please remain awake until the aircraft
Has come to a complete stop
Thank you for flying 'Prince International'
Remember, the next time you fly
Fly the 'International Lover"

to me thats a rather clever usage of imagery and metaphor.......

ahhh the memories

every song he's ever done?.. lyrics, vocal delivery & video to scandalous has me nearly pissing me knickers with laughing,

"I'm not gonna stop until the war is over!" from "Do Me, Baby."

every thing about face down!!! esp the clip - he has such a funny face through out the whole song!!!

that has 2 b the funkiest and funniest song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and My Name is Prince!!! i always laugh at ~ I got 2 sides and they both friends!!!

he has such clever witty funny lines in so many of his songs!!!

then 2 top it off... track 77 on 20Ten i could just imagine him snickering as we all went !!!!!

His vocals on "God" make me just about die laughing everytime I hear it.

imago said:

His vocals on "God" make me just about die laughing everytime I hear it.

It would be fun to do a "Solo"/"God" mashup. Fun in an ear-splitting kind of way.

Oh, and that reminds me of a comment my dad made one time after hearing me listen to "The Beautiful Ones": "You usually don't hear screams like that from a man who isn't being crushed by an elevator."

Dolphine

If he came back as a dolphine...lol what the hell?

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dannyd5050 said:

"Smack! Papa...Smack, smack!! Papa, Papa..."

Yeah, that one's kinda out there, but it was sort of to prove a point.

"If he came back as a dolphine...lol what the hell?"

Yeah, that one's WAYYYYYYYYY too far out there for me.

[Edited 1/20/12 11:48am]

I think pretty much any Prince song where he does a high-pitched squeal (or scream) can be hilarious from time to time if you're already in that headspace.

Sometimes It Snows In April is a real knee slapper.

Efan said:

imago said:

His vocals on "God" make me just about die laughing everytime I hear it.

It would be fun to do a "Solo"/"God" mashup. Fun in an ear-splitting kind of way.

Oh, and that reminds me of a comment my dad made one time after hearing me listen to "The Beautiful Ones": "You usually don't hear screams like that from a man who isn't being crushed by an elevator."

Dren5 said:

I think pretty much any Prince song where he does a high-pitched squeal (or scream) can be hilarious from time to time if you're already in that headspace.

...Exactly.

kenkamken said:

Efan said:

"He made the blind see and the dumb understand."

That's funny too. I imagine Jesus preaching to morons.

I wouldn't object if he changed the lyrics "I'd rather do you after school like some homework". It made more sense when little teenage Tevin sang it, but he should have changed the lyric when he recorded it himself on The Gold Experience.

That lyric always makes me cringe. In fact, most of what you all are listing makes me cringe rather than laugh. I guess I just have no sense of humor..

kenkamken said:

I like Dolphin, my favorite song on that album

My favorite too.

Efan said:

"My hairdresser's gay."

That line just cracks me the fuck up, because there's so much irony in it.

Maybe not irony. I really never understand what irony means. I was an English major and studied stuff like that, but that lesson never really took, you know? So irony just kinda means nothing and everything sometimes. But I like to use it.

Anyway, so that.

I think what you mean is that it is practically redundant to say a hairdresser is gay.

I lot of people use 'irony' when they mean 'coincidentally.'

Alanis Morissette butchered the term with examples that weren't irony.