Dear Mister Prince,

I have become concerned of late about your recent propensity to express opinions and beliefs which differ from my own. This, of course, is foolish in the extreme because as anyone with even a modicum of intelligence realises, mine is the only opinion that counts.

This problem on its own would not be sufficient reason for me to write to you; However there exists a further, even greater problem to be found within your songs. Over the last few albums, I have noticed on several occasions lyrics (or even entire songs) which, when willfully misinterpreted, seem to insult me and my beliefs, and other fans who do not agree with your pro-JW stance.

If these practices do not stop I shall have no choice but to cancel my NPGMC membership and send back my official Prince fan badges.

Yours concernedly,

Ian

ian said:

WELL PUT!! FINALLY!
THANKS IAN!! I'm TOTALLY WITH YOU ON THIS!

I need a more sarcastic emoticon.

ian said:

Yeah.

ME TOO.

That says it exactly how it really is not -- great sarcasm Ian

Therapy said:

oh. shit.

he was being sarcastic?

your statement is a little too much strong...but sometimes actually he exagerates...I prefered the softer way 2 tell us his opinion he used be4..(see Anna Stesia, the Cross..)

Isn't that something Prince has always done? Now he has a new belief and people got problems with it?

I wish the best for everyone, so I hope if there is a problem, it is resolved in some way...
[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 15:24:45 PST 2003 by Starmist7]

ian said:

Before you send this could you add a p.s. asking/telling Prince to stop with the princebonics? That cuckoo spelling is insulting to my education & beliefs.
If I think of any other things I want Prince to change for me I'll post them later but the princebonics is the first thing that comes to mind.
How soon do you think he will put these changes into effect?

ian said:

suck up

I can see that not everyone understands sarcasm

ian said:

There are those that do though, all is not lost!

I like sarcasm, it just didn't really sound...sarcastic!

Starmist7 said:

I suppose it depends if like myself and obviously Ian, you have witnessed the writings of people who actually believe what Ian has put in this thread as a serious complaint against Prince.

Therapy said:

Yup, I see that now...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA



SO FUNNY HA HA HA


SO FUNNY HA HA HA


SO FUNNY HA HA HA



NOT

naturegirl said:

HA HA...

you're funny...

Starmist7 said:

why thank u yes I am


[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 16:33:17 PST 2003 by naturegirl]

Funny, I was thinking of sending a very similar email to Prince myself. I was also gonna mention how his current refusal to swear is obviously a direct insult to me personally, and how his new found religion offends my all doctrine encompassing cult: the Pan Religous and Associated Theologies Society.

naturegirl said:

Sorry, I'm afraid my post does rather assume a sense of humour on the part of the reader I'm clearly aiming at the wrong audience here...

ian said:

ya got me wrong Mr. Ian - I'm full of a sense of humor

ha ha ha
[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 16:48:51 PST 2003 by naturegirl]

naturegirl said:

don't try and confuse here ok :LOL:

or should I say CONfuse ha ha ha

I still love you anyway, Ian!1

otan said:

yeah..so you got busted for being a Prince Complainers Club asskisser