My hubby is a P fan too and sometimes he does it jokingly not even realising how sexy I find it and I just jump on him!!!! | |
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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There are so many sexy lines, where do I even start.
I just hate to see an erection go to waste
Baby Keep the blood flowin' down to your feet. Brother imago be 'round in a minute, with a bucket filled in it.... Squirel Meat.
Your furry melting thing awaits me.
Move your big ass round this way so I can work on that zipper baby.
For you naked, I would dance a ballet.
You know how 2 make me feel like my stuff ain't brown tonight.
And if
I feel so c-c-c-c-co-co-coooooollllllddddddd | |
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Mya said: This thread ..
If any guy used Prince lines on me (knowing I was a fan or not), my panties would be gone in a second. I'm not joking.
It's never happened, thank god Even "leave your brothers and sisters in the sea" ? | |
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Bone.
Bone.
Bone.
Bone.
Bone.
Bone.
Bone.
Bone.
Bone.
Works every time, guaranteed. Try it and see.
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of course because vegetarians taste better ... | |
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Great, now I'm feeling like I wanna put you in my databank!
.. and yes, I am six foot tall (I'm not joking) | |
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Now I'm thinking about Prince pick-up lines, it's actually quite amusing since Prince has so many in his lyrics. Fellas, take note
"I'll go down on you all night long, it's automatic"
"I've had my eyes on you ever since you walked in the room" "You need to know how many ways a brother can praise you"
"Let me show you baby I'm a talented boy .."
"Don't be surprised if I make you my daily meal"
"If you were here, I wouldn't masturbate"
"All I'm saying is that I wanna smack it all night long"
"They say nothing's perfect .. but they don't know you"
"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do"
"Why is it that I think we'd be so good in bed?" "Are you afraid? .. Then take me to the next phase"
"Are you up on this?"
"I'm your slave, do anything I'm told"
"It's so strange, I'm more comfortable around U when I'm naked"
"You know you got the right to make plenty noise"
"Don't you know your technicolour climax is at my fingertips?"
"Close your eyes & count to ten, and when you open 'em I'll be standing naked with nothing but a smile on" | |
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Girl, I don't blame you. I'd do the same | |
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I'd do the opposite and pull them up over my stomach
He's gotta put a little more emphasise in for these goods | |
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I used to think the same about Prince's kissing .. untill I watched Under the Cherry Moon and Purple Rain extremely high
I put myself in Apollonia's/Mary Sharon's shoes and I don't know what happened but his kissing technique now turns me on. I'd go into detail but that's for me to know | |
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I love those cheesy ones. And for me it really works! I'm weak like that.
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PM your email address... I can make that wish come true. | |
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"Can you tell me the reason that adam never left Eve! Hahahahaha JUST JOKING! Haha, That line is hilarious but I know it would never work unless you were in church..Haha jk..
"It's late and I'm running out of clever words to say, I kind that would bring a girl like you to tears...." (The Sun, The Moon, And Stars)
THAT DID WORK! Haha It's Button Therapy, Baby! | |
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I've never quoted Prince as a pickup line, but, once the girl is at my place, the opening verse of "Adore" or "Do Me Baby" works every time... | |
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Ronnie Talk To Russia ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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'U & me baby, we could be a work of art', I said to myself whilst looking in the mirror. | |
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"if god one day struck me blind, your beauty i'd still see" from adore. that has to be the ultimate knicker dissolver! don't play me...i'm over 30 and i DO smoke weed.... | |
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jonylawson said: i have to admit...i have texted this line quite a few times to certain ladies in my life WITHOUT giving copyright credit
IF I WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HUMAN.....I'D BE THE WATER IN YOUR BATH
WHUT???
Yep, used the "water in your bath" line a number of times (including the wife).... | |
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If you were too tired to bone, you could say "so if you don't mind... i would like to..... watch"
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Another One...
Excuse me baby, I don't mean to be rude, But tonight I'm not in the moode, so if you don't mind, I'd like to watch! Haha It's Button Therapy, Baby! | |
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I'mm STILL waiting because when he does, I'm going 2 turn it around on him and say something like: "Dam U! I'll kill U!!! How MANY girls have U done this too?!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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chili sauce! | |
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