NiceNBreezy said:

Taoism: Shit Happens

Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before

Islam: If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage

Buddhism: When Shit Happens, is it Really Shit?

7^th Day Adventist: Shit Happens on Saturday

Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen if I Work Harder

Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens"

Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen to Me?

Hare Krishna: Shit Hppens Rama Rama Ding Dong

Atheism: No Shit

T.V. Evangelism: Send More Shit

Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit

(Author Unknown)

Funny and exaggerated at the same time.

The Rasta one made me

purplethunder3121 said:

NeonCraxx said:

Funny and exaggerated at the same time.

The Rasta one made me

Yea, that Rasta one was brill. Thank God (JW??) for humour!

purplethunder3121 said:

Can't believe someone made that into a cartoon. He allegedly said that during that New Yorker interview in 2008 (w/Claire Hoffman at the Beverly Park place).

sfinky1 said:

When he last toured Australia in 2003/2004 whenever it was... Larry Graham gave a lil leaflet/ tract thing to my dad..which is weird for us because our family were JWs for 20+ years but no longer are! Still my dad accepted it and said thanks..

What did your dad do with it afterwards ? Did he keep it ?

NeonCraxx said:

sfinky1 said:

Still my dad accepted it and said thanks..

I wish people like your dad had respect like that. God Bless him.

I can't stand people who slam doors on JW.

A "thank you" or "no, thank you" would be more acceptable.

tmo1965 said:

NeonCraxx said:

I wish people like your dad had respect like that. God Bless him.

I can't stand people who slam doors on JW.

A "thank you" or "no, thank you" would be more acceptable.

There's no point in being rude. I always accept the mag. Heck, sometimes I even read it, eventhough I don't believe in their brand of Christianity.

Right, no reason to be rude, I still think it's better to accept the magazine if it's going to be read, even if only a little bit, other than that it's a waste of paper, if only accepted to be polite.

As to their brand of christianity , do you mean the firm belief in a new heavens and new earth or and the preaching work ?

serenade said:

sfinky1 said:

serenade said:

What did your dad do with it afterwards ? Did he keep it ?

he gave it to me.. Then i gave it to a friend of mine who's a huuuuge fan and who might better appreciate it... I was raised a JW until I left at age 18/19 so was familiar with the leaflets from going witnessing/doorknocking every damn weekend of my youth giving them to people... So I didn't really care to keep it!

If it had come from Prince and not Larry, would you have kept it, for the simple reason that he enevitablely had left some purple dna on it ?

serenade said:

sfinky1 said:

serenade said:

If it had come from Prince and not Larry, would you have kept it, for the simple reason that he enevitablely had left some purple dna on it ?

absolutely

I would throw it in a trashbin in front of his eyes..

serenade said:

tmo1965 said:

There's no point in being rude. I always accept the mag. Heck, sometimes I even read it, eventhough I don't believe in their brand of Christianity.

Right, no reason to be rude, I still think it's better to accept the magazine if it's going to be read, even if only a little bit, other than that it's a waste of paper, if only accepted to be polite.

As to their brand of christianity , do you mean the firm belief in a new heavens and new earth or and the preaching work ?

Why is it better to accept something you have no desire for? Why is it "rude" to refuse to take it? If someone offered you a pornographic magazine, would you accept it out of "politeness"?

[Edited 10/18/11 12:30pm]

I am just as polite towards a 'watchtower' as I am against a commercial product folder i didn't ask for: its both spam.. so, it is going right where it belongs.

NiceNBreezy said:

Can't believe someone made that into a cartoon.

What else can you do with a mind-bendingly idiotic quote like that but make fun of it.

I would ask them why they are so brainwashed, and tell them I was gay and going to heaven and they are going to burn in hell for being small minded, small brained fundamentalist cult devotees.

Adorecream said:

I would ask them why they are so brainwashed, and tell them I was gay and going to heaven and they are going to burn in hell for being small minded, small brained fundamentalist cult devotees.

You're both in for a big surprise.

TheDigitalGardener said:

ladychel61 said:

HOW MANY NAMES DO YOU HAVE ON PRINCE.ORG?

I only need one. Don't put others on the same moon you inhabit.

FindingMyself said:

TheDigitalGardener said:

I only need one. Don't put others on the same moon you inhabit.

Perhaps you guys should take it to the org notes ...

serenade said:

FindingMyself said:

Perhaps you guys should take it to the org notes ...

Mindflux said:

serenade said:

Right, no reason to be rude, I still think it's better to accept the magazine if it's going to be read, even if only a little bit, other than that it's a waste of paper, if only accepted to be polite.

As to their brand of christianity , do you mean the firm belief in a new heavens and new earth or and the preaching work ?

Why is it better to accept something you have no desire for? Why is it "rude" to refuse to take it? If someone offered you a pornographic magazine, would you accept it out of "politeness"?

[Edited 10/18/11 12:30pm]

Not at all. What I am saying is, it's better not to accept it if your not going to read it.

It is not rude at all to refuse it.

FindingMyself said:

TheDigitalGardener said:

I only need one. Don't put others on the same moon you inhabit.