What would he name U and what would ur flop-of-a-debut album (come on, U No it's gonna flop ) be?

Eye purposely used Princebonics in this post because Eye think that's what Priontz would want.

Eye haven't even thought of what my answer is yet.

Inchelonia 8 1/2

imago said:

Inchelonia 8 1/2

Is that just your protege name or is 8 1/2 the name of your flop?

Sadly, I'm never going to be a Prince Protege. They fall into 3 catagories:

1. talentless booty calls who can't play an instrument.

2. Talented lesbians who are also musicians

3. male musicians.

I don't fit into any of those catagories. boo!

I'll have to think about that one,

BUT I think the actress from "Say Anything..." had the best Prince name without Prince giving it to her..

Ione Skye

That is very "prince-ish"

If folk are willing to keep it in good fun, I'd say feel free to also rename other orgers as proteges and assign them album/song...but I don't want folk actin all fucked in the head and getting the thread locked (if it even takes off ) over someone acting assholish or someone else getting butthurt.

erik319 said:

Sadly, I'm never going to be a Prince Protege. They fall into 3 catagories:

1. talentless booty calls who can't play an instrument.

2. Talented lesbians who are also musicians

3. male musicians.

I don't fit into any of those catagories. boo!

It's pretend and sillyness...just for fun. Come on, what would ur protege name be?

imago said:

Inchelonia 8 1/2

Close the thread... He won!

Mine could be something like...
Dirty M (for of course )

and my debut flop might be Str8 Up

And folk would at the album title cause they'd be like "there's nothin str8 about that drunkass queen"

[Edited 9/28/11 12:15pm]

Oh alright:

Bartvanhelmlen : BillyJackBart

Genesia : Genesia 6 (the six stands for how many years she has left before she can get senior citizen discounts to Broadway shows)

Tittypants: TittyPolitti (he has a perfect wave)

Johnart : Pansy Allo

Fauxie : Fauxlonia

Purple Jedi: Dirty Sanchez

Threadbear: Vaginal Yeast Perfection

imago said:

Oh alright:

Bartvanhelmlen : BillyJackBart

Genesia : Genesia 6 (the six stands for how many years she has left before she can get senior citizen discounts to Broadway shows)

Tittypants: TittyPolitti (he has a perfect wave)

Johnart : Pansy Allo

Fauxie : Fauxlonia

Purple Jedi: Dirty Sanchez

Threadbear: Vaginal Yeast Perfection

Dan, I don't know what your protege name (there might be many ) is yet, but your debut flop will be Ass Puppet

Mangina 7 & the Lube Machine, performing their almost-hit Sugar Pole from their upcoming sure-to-flop debut album Ass Puppet

[Edited 9/28/11 12:27pm]

I'll be in a band called The Evang3listz. We'll have a hit single called Knock On Yo Door. And then an album called Chris†mas Is 4 Losers which'll get to 74th in the album charts.

There'll be 4 members, Jellybaby Jackson, Carlton Electron, Oprah and me, the one who does absolutely nothing.

erik319 said:

Sadly, I'm never going to be a Prince Protege. They fall into 3 catagories:

1. talentless booty calls who can't play an instrument.

2. Talented lesbians who are also musicians

3. male musicians.

I don't fit into any of those catagories. boo!

ME!

erik319 said:

Sadly, I'm never going to be a Prince Protege. They fall into 3 catagories:

1. talentless booty calls who can't play an instrument.

2. Talented lesbians who are also musicians

3. male musicians.

I don't fit into any of those catagories. boo!

Sheila's gay? I know Wendy and Lisa are but Sheila?

aardvark15 said:

erik319 said:

Sadly, I'm never going to be a Prince Protege. They fall into 3 catagories:

1. talentless booty calls who can't play an instrument.

2. Talented lesbians who are also musicians

3. male musicians.

I don't fit into any of those catagories. boo!

Sheila's gay? I know Wendy and Lisa are but Sheila?

Well, it's been said or rather speculated...but that's nobody's business either way.

johnart said:

aardvark15 said:

Sheila's gay? I know Wendy and Lisa are but Sheila?

Well, it's been said or rather speculated...but that's nobody's business either way.

It'd stop the rumors of Prince and her getting into bed

aardvark15 said:

johnart said:

Well, it's been said or rather speculated...but that's nobody's business either way.

It'd stop the rumors of Prince and her getting into bed

I don't think one has anything to do with the other. I don't dis-believe they had a thing.

I'd call myself Melody Rose or just Melody (not Melody Cool, that was taken) and I'd be an ethereal protege along the lines of Ingrid Chavez . I'd play my flute with songs about heaven & angels. I'd entitle my album, "This Must Be A Dream (Cause I'm Working With Prince)."

PurpleKittyK said:

I'd call myself Melody Rose or just Melody (not Melody Cool, that was taken) and I'd be an ethereal protege along the lines of Ingrid Chavez . I'd play my flute with songs about heaven & angels. I'd entitle my album, "This Must Be A Dream (Cause I'm Working With Prince)."

Nice.

JUST TAKE YOUR FIRST NAME AND LAST INITIAL.

DUUUUUUUUUH

I know my first single will be called BITCH FANTASTIC

Joost G & The Carpet Eaters

Album: G-Strings & Hot Spots

first single: "A Hellhound's On My Chemtrail"

johnart said:

Mangina 7 & the Lube Machine, performing their almost-hit Sugar Pole from their upcoming sure-to-flop debut album Ass Puppet

Ass Puppet sounds like a punk band, though.

[Edited 9/29/11 9:13am]

I can't even think of one! The only name that comes to mind is Sarah Jane because an old neighbor of mine said I looked like a Sarah Jane.

I guess I'd change that to Daisy Jane and call my sure-to-flop debut "Chain of Daisies"

Onyx Blaque--my BF's "Prince" name for me.

And I wouldn't fuck Prince until I got an album out and on the charts.

guarinigirl2000 said:

Onyx Blaque--my BF's "Prince" name for me.

And I wouldn't fuck Prince until I got an album out and on the charts.

If u were a real Prine protege that wouldn't happen.

I ALREADY AM A PROTEGE!!!

BRIA BITCHES!!!

I'm a keyboard player, so I'd say Renato Neto. Although I'm not as good as him.