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Reply #30 posted 09/29/11 1:14pm

aardvark15

NewYorkMike said:

I ALREADY AM A PROTEGE!!!

BRIA BITCHES!!!

Prince left ur ass for dead last year

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Reply #31 posted 09/29/11 1:17pm

NewYorkMike

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aardvark15 said:

NewYorkMike said:

I ALREADY AM A PROTEGE!!!

BRIA BITCHES!!!

Prince left ur ass for dead last year

And like a Zombie I'm comin' back bitches! Elixer pt. 2 look for me at your nearest Dunkin' Donuts.

NewYorkMike = Bria Valente

The Org is trying to censor me.

Beyonce ain't got shit on me.
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Reply #32 posted 09/29/11 1:19pm

NeonCraxx

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NewYorkMike said:

aardvark15 said:

Prince left ur ass for dead last year

And like a Zombie I'm comin' back bitches! Elixer pt. 2 look for me at your nearest Dunkin' Donuts.

Andy Allo beat you to Elixer pt. 2.

YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE, BE-YOTCH!

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Reply #33 posted 09/29/11 1:23pm

NewYorkMike

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NeonCraxx said:

NewYorkMike said:

And like a Zombie I'm comin' back bitches! Elixer pt. 2 look for me at your nearest Dunkin' Donuts.

Andy Allo beat you to Elixer pt. 2.

YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE, BE-YOTCH!

^Fuck that ho.

At least I can sing.

ELLLIXXXXEERRRRRR, ELIXXXXXXXEEERRRRRRRRRR, EELLLIXXXXERRRRRRRRRRRR

NewYorkMike = Bria Valente

The Org is trying to censor me.

Beyonce ain't got shit on me.
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Reply #34 posted 09/29/11 1:29pm

NeonCraxx

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NewYorkMike said:

NeonCraxx said:

Andy Allo beat you to Elixer pt. 2.

YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE, BE-YOTCH!

^Fuck that ho.

At least I can sing.

ELLLIXXXXEERRRRRR, ELIXXXXXXXEEERRRRRRRRRR, EELLLIXXXXERRRRRRRRRRRR

Last time I checked: WHISPERING ISN'T SINGING!

Loooooove, is a looooosing game!

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Reply #35 posted 09/29/11 1:34pm

NewYorkMike

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NeonCraxx said:

NewYorkMike said:

^Fuck that ho.

At least I can sing.

ELLLIXXXXEERRRRRR, ELIXXXXXXXEEERRRRRRRRRR, EELLLIXXXXERRRRRRRRRRRR

Last time I checked: WHISPERING ISN'T SINGING!

Loooooove, is a looooosing game!

Last time I checked bitch:

Prince called me up and asked me over to which I replied "Here Eye Come". Upon arrival he told me I would not be ready for "All This Love". I told him my pussy was his "Home" and this was "Something U Already Know". He said it makes him come "Everytime". I asked him if he was ready for "2nite" and he said he didn't want "Another Boy". I told him I was his "Kept Woman" and we drowned together in my "Immersion" only after I sucked the "Elixer" out the small of his back.

BE-YOTCH. lol

NewYorkMike = Bria Valente

The Org is trying to censor me.

Beyonce ain't got shit on me.
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Reply #36 posted 09/29/11 1:38pm

NewYorkMike

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NeonCraxx said:

NewYorkMike said:

^Fuck that ho.

At least I can sing.

ELLLIXXXXEERRRRRR, ELIXXXXXXXEEERRRRRRRRRR, EELLLIXXXXERRRRRRRRRRRR

Last time I checked: WHISPERING ISN'T SINGING!

Loooooove, is a looooosing game!

Did you even listen to my album bitch? I was screamin' all over that motherfucker.

heart you......

NewYorkMike = Bria Valente

The Org is trying to censor me.

Beyonce ain't got shit on me.
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Reply #37 posted 09/29/11 1:40pm

johnart

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falloff

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Reply #38 posted 09/29/11 2:04pm

aardvark15

NewYorkMike said:

NeonCraxx said:

Last time I checked: WHISPERING ISN'T SINGING!

Loooooove, is a looooosing game!

Did you even listen to my album bitch? I was screamin' all over that motherfucker.

heart you......

Is ur new song called Smooth N.P.G Operator because that album was an excuse for you to pretend u were Sade

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Reply #39 posted 09/29/11 2:19pm

Adorecream

I would be too bright for him and he would start making my album, but forget about when the next sex kiytten came along. I would be, what they called "Chavez-ed" Anyway my album would be called "The Musical Devil and his corruptible non Jehovah friendly usic style that will see him burn in hell, as unlike me he does not hatehimself and who he is because of a smoke and mirrors cult that I belong too"

I would, like most intelligent people, say to him "Nick off Pipsqueak! I want to make my own album" I would and he would take it and it would be full of drum machines, spoken beat downs into 1997 and sexy guitar signatures and two 17 year latina barbie dolls would squeak over my vocals, while Prince "Yeah they are my creamettes"

It would be a travesty and only sell a half million as Prince would issue it with his latest set "Fxxk my fans- all they are good for is money, for me to buy bibles to send to orphans in Mozambique with the help of Creflo A Dollar"

Got some kind of love for you, and I don't even know your name
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Reply #40 posted 09/29/11 3:05pm

NewYorkMike

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aardvark15 said:

NewYorkMike said:

Did you even listen to my album bitch? I was screamin' all over that motherfucker.

heart you......

Is ur new song called Smooth N.P.G Operator because that album was an excuse for you to pretend u were Sade

falloff

NewYorkMike = Bria Valente

The Org is trying to censor me.

Beyonce ain't got shit on me.
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Reply #41 posted 09/29/11 7:11pm

lezama

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My name would be SeƱor Coco and my my first single would be Elixer Poom Poom.

Change it one more time..
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Reply #42 posted 09/29/11 11:40pm

SometimesIwond
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Maybe some creative orger could come up with a sure-fire formula for working out ur protegee name? U know, like how u work out ur pornstar name? We need a formulation!! Ha ha
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Reply #43 posted 09/29/11 11:56pm

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My name will be Vagina so not to be confused with Vanity. My band will be Vagina and the G spots.

First single "O" is for Orgasm from the forthcoming album entitled These 2 Lips Divided.


99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment
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Reply #44 posted 09/30/11 12:06am

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SometimesIwonder said:

Maybe some creative orger could come up with a sure-fire formula for working out ur protegee name? U know, like how u work out ur pornstar name? We need a formulation!! Ha ha

If you're female, combine two of the following:

Your favorite goddess from Greek mythology

Your favorite city in Southern Europe

Your favorite female character from an Italian opera

So, if you're a fan of La traviata, and your favorite city in Southern Europe is Toledo, your protege name would be Violetta Toledo.

If you're male, your protege name is your real first name plus the first letter of your last name.

What do you think?

The Census Bureau estimates that there are 2,518 American Indians and Alaska Natives currently living in the city of Long Beach.
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Reply #45 posted 09/30/11 12:20am

DaniCalifornia

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When I was younger, my pseudonym used to be Emmanuelle Cunt. When I became older, I started dreaming of girl band named Never Saints... I could be their hairy altto and start straight ahead from their farewell tour lol

"Don't want excuses, yeah. Write me your poetry in motion."
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Reply #46 posted 09/30/11 9:06am

aardvark15

electricberet said:

SometimesIwonder said:

Maybe some creative orger could come up with a sure-fire formula for working out ur protegee name? U know, like how u work out ur pornstar name? We need a formulation!! Ha ha

If you're female, combine two of the following:

Your favorite goddess from Greek mythology

Your favorite city in Southern Europe

Your favorite female character from an Italian opera

So, if you're a fan of La traviata, and your favorite city in Southern Europe is Toledo, your protege name would be Violetta Toledo.

If you're male, your protege name is your real first name plus the first letter of your last name.

What do you think?

When did Sheila get her sex changed?

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Reply #47 posted 09/30/11 9:44am

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aardvark15 said:

electricberet said:

If you're female, combine two of the following:

Your favorite goddess from Greek mythology

Your favorite city in Southern Europe

Your favorite female character from an Italian opera

So, if you're a fan of La traviata, and your favorite city in Southern Europe is Toledo, your protege name would be Violetta Toledo.

If you're male, your protege name is your real first name plus the first letter of your last name.

What do you think?

When did Sheila get her sex changed?

Well, it's a rough guide. lol

The Census Bureau estimates that there are 2,518 American Indians and Alaska Natives currently living in the city of Long Beach.
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Reply #48 posted 09/30/11 2:35pm

LoreleiDiamond

I actually thought of my "Prince name" when coming up with the one I use here: Lorelei Lee Diamond. Lorelei (Marilyn Monroe / Gentleman Prefer Blondes- And in Purple Rain Prince had a Marilyn Poster in his room) and Diamond because she was the hotter of the two. So that's that/ and my flop of an album would be ......hmmmmm......crap! I can't think of a name.....confused

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Reply #49 posted 10/01/11 10:15am

RuthCass

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I wonder what would my name be....

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Reply #50 posted 11/14/11 7:27am

Whatsinit4me

eek ...............lol

He would name me: Starr X

Album name:The Lady Purple of Erotic Pop

lol

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Reply #51 posted 11/14/11 7:51am

bobbyperu

I would round up all the orgers who bitch about Prince's recent output, get them in a band called The Original Revolution Generation, demand free unlimited access to the Vault, pick all the songs we want, throw Prince out of the studio and rerecord them with The ORG as The Album Prince Should Make.
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Reply #52 posted 11/14/11 9:52am

Whatsinit4me

I thought up another 1 biggrin

Name: Punk WoodyWood Pecka

Album: The New Juana Donna

lol

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Reply #53 posted 11/14/11 2:23pm

PurpleJedi

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imago said:

Oh alright:

Bartvanhelmlen : BillyJackBart lol

Genesia : Genesia 6 (the six stands for how many years she has left before she can get senior citizen discounts to Broadway shows)

Tittypants: TittyPolitti (he has a perfect wave)

Johnart : Pansy Allo

Fauxie : Fauxlonia

Purple Jedi: Dirty Sanchez

Threadbear: Vaginal Yeast Perfection

brick

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #54 posted 11/14/11 8:47pm

Whatsinit4me

My favorite 1:

Name: Evil'the'highness'high'lustful'libidinous'liberation'libidinosa

Album: The Man-machine Sexual Legal Release The Purple

lol lol lol lol lol cool

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Reply #55 posted 11/16/11 9:41am

Whatsinit4me

Name: Priest

Album: Pope

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Reply #56 posted 11/16/11 10:43am

formallypickle
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Titty powers - This lil titty headed to the market.

Johnpia Veltrex- Helium Fisnets

Imago Allo- Lungs and Thoats.

Purple Yoda - FunkyHaremLovePeace.

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Reply #57 posted 11/16/11 11:00am

MJMia

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NewYorkMike said:

NeonCraxx said:

Andy Allo beat you to Elixer pt. 2.

YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE, BE-YOTCH!

^Fuck that ho.

At least I can sing.

falloff

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Reply #58 posted 11/16/11 5:45pm

awesomeav

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AWESOME AV and my album would be PURPLE STORM 888

All of this and more is 4 u. With <3, sincerity and deepest care, my life with u eye share ~Prince~
Life is time time is space and space is what Eye need ~Awesome A.V~
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Reply #59 posted 11/16/11 5:59pm

esthesiamore

If you have the pipes to sing. Sing it.

If it's meant for you to fall under his wings - U would make that decision after you make a sound.

If you have a dance to dance. Dance it.

If it moves him and he tells you - maybe it would move you even more.

If you have the instrument to play. Does it collect dust? Do you throw it away?

Or do you blow it. strum it. make a sound.

Is it funky enough for him?

If you have a reason to bash him. It's called 360 degrees of mirrors.

Every cut down. Every put down. Every bash session here.

Says more about you than it will ever say about him.

I can sing. But no one has ever heard me.

I can dance. Only once did I get the chance to dance in front of him and did it.

I can play instruments. But I sold them.

Who am I to judge Prince for all of the beautiful music he has given to us.

If that's a problem for you. or for me.

I guess we have a problem then, don't we?

I know people are going to rip my truth apart because they rip his apart too.

But if YOU HAD ANY IDEA just how special Prince truly is to some of us - if you could even begin to comprehend all he has done - thru music - to carry some of us through the most horrific nightmares that seemed endless. If only you knew the lonely nights and days his music lifted me up thu. If you only knew the illnesses and excruciating pain that some have endured - and found solice and strenght to move forward because of songs like "Strays of the World" - if you only knew the people with terminal illnesses that just want "Purple Rain" played at their funeral - when they don't even know if people will spell their name right on the damn tombstone. If you only knew what you were saying and how much it reflects YOU and NOT Prince -

most of this bashing would cease to exist - and Love truly would change this world like Prince always has wished it would.

God Save Us All,

Esthesia More

ps. bash away. i'll never be back.

funky4noreason
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