How would you have made it.

Like this

It's October 27th, 1982. Only 17 years before the year 1999.

Today is my 19th birthday, so my old man goes out and buys me a Little Red Corvette.

Now I don't have to keep getting a ride from the same ol' Lady Cab Driver.

Even though the cab fare was Free, I just couldn't stand being seen in a cab.

So I take my Little Red Corvette for a ride, and the best thing about this car is that it's an

Automatic. The first thing I wanted on my car, was licensed plates that read DMSR, maybe I'm a little Delirious but oh well.

So I'm on my way to pick up my girl, she's an flight attendent for International Lover, the best airline is the state.

She's planning on moving to New York, so I ask her why would she want to leave Minneapolis?

She simply say, All The Critics Love U In New York. "Hold up, is their Something In The Water you drink?", "nope", she says. "Would you ever leave your husband?", I ask, "never" she says. "Well Let's Pretend We're Married"...

[img:$uid]http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg72/PurrncePics/1980-1985/1983smokefog.jpg[/img:$uid]

[Edited 8/11/11 9:31am]

[Edited 8/11/11 10:56am]

[img:$uid]http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/ff356/DesireeNevermind/1999_Back_cover.jpg[/img:$uid]

[Edited 8/11/11 9:35am]

bunnyscotcooper said:

I guess you don't like the movie.

ARock said:

That was kinda cool...

Thanks man.

It'll be cool if someone does a Dirty Mind Movie.