Which movie is worse, and why?

Prince: Graffiti Bridge

Cons:

Dreadful acting

Dreadful Script

Dreadful premise

Spontaneous songs that don't fit

Pros:

Prince's hair is kind of nice

Some of the songs are good

Vanilla Ice : Cool as Ice

Cons:

Dreadful acting

Dreadful plot

Dreadful script

Dreadful chemistry

Pros:

Unintentionally hilarious in parts

I actually liked Cold as Ice. I thought it was very entertaining and had a decent story. Graffiti Bridge just straight up sucked!! Poor story, poor acting and Prince had very little speaking parts. The only thing good in the movie to me was the Morris Day parts(acting wise). The video performances are good. Thats it to me. Cold as Ice...good movie

I can't believe that any one person (critics aside) has managed to sit through both of these awful movies.

They both tied up lol

But:

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Now tell me you didn't imagine the song "Whip My Hair" being played while Prince was doing whatever the hell he was doing here!

GB is the better movie. The acting might have sucked

but Prince's facial expressions are epic...in some f'ed up way

you shole right guhl...

Timmy84 said:

They both tied up lol

But:

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Now tell me you didn't imagine the song "Whip My Hair" being played while Prince was doing whatever the hell he was doing here!

lawd. I always imagine Beyonce's Single Ladies playing in the background, honestly.

Well, Graffiti Bridge has better music and cooler people in it. So it wins.

imago said:

Timmy84 said:

They both tied up lol

But:

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Now tell me you didn't imagine the song "Whip My Hair" being played while Prince was doing whatever the hell he was doing here!

lawd. I always imagine Beyonce's Single Ladies playing in the background, honestly.

That too.

imago said:

haha....

GB is awful, true.

I still love the "video" / performance to Elephants & Flowers...

thedance said:

haha....

GB is awful, true.

I still love the "video" / performance to Elephants & Flowers...

Is that the one where he wears Indian facepaint and is sort of dressed like something from Alice in Wonderland mixed with a hooker in the East Village?

imago said:

thedance said:

haha....

GB is awful, true.

I still love the "video" / performance to Elephants & Flowers...

Is that the one where he wears Indian facepaint and is sort of dressed like something from Alice in Wonderland mixed with a hooker in the East Village?

You never go wrong with questionable facepaint.

imago said:

thedance said:

haha....

GB is awful, true.

I still love the "video" / performance to Elephants & Flowers...

Is that the one where he wears Indian facepaint and is sort of dressed like something from Alice in Wonderland mixed with a hooker in the East Village?

That should be a movie.

Honestly I don't know what was up with Prince and 'em during the making of "Graffiti Bridge". I still kinda laugh when Morris starts crying near the end of the film. Like what? Well he did have a MOMENT after joking with Prince's band. I never got those scenes though. What was he crying about?

Timmy84 said:

Honestly I don't know what was up with Prince and 'em during the making of "Graffiti Bridge". I still kinda laugh when Morris starts crying near the end of the film. Like what? Well he did have a MOMENT after joking with Prince's band. I never got those scenes though. What was he crying about?

At the amount he pays his agent?

TheDigitalGardener said:

Timmy84 said:

Honestly I don't know what was up with Prince and 'em during the making of "Graffiti Bridge". I still kinda laugh when Morris starts crying near the end of the film. Like what? Well he did have a MOMENT after joking with Prince's band. I never got those scenes though. What was he crying about?

At the amount he pays his agent?

I can't believe anyone actually saw Cool as Ice I have never even considered watching it and I forgot it even came out until now.

GB is the worst movie I have ever seen, but at least there are a couple good reasons to see it--Prince and The Time, even though they seem like caricatures of caricatures and the music scenes suck too.

There is literally no good reason to see Cool as Ice, though that GIF is quite honestly tempting me quite a bit.

NDRU said:

I can't believe anyone actually saw Cool as Ice I have never even considered watching it and I forgot it even came out until now.

GB is the worst movie I have ever seen, but at least there are a couple good reasons to see it--Prince and The Time, even though they seem like caricatures of caricatures and the music scenes suck too.

There is literally no good reason to see Cool as Ice, though that GIF is quite honestly tempting me quite a bit.

That's why I couldn't get into it. They were like caricatures of their 1980s selves.

jpnyc said:

I can't believe that any one person (critics aside) has managed to sit through both of these awful movies.

I didn't succeed in making it through Graffiti Bridge--I was so disinterested I turned it off. I must admit I've ever even heard of Cool as Ice...

[Edited 6/19/11 14:41pm]

micv said:

jpnyc said:

I can't believe that any one person (critics aside) has managed to sit through both of these awful movies.

I didn't succeed in making it through Graffiti Bridge--I was so disinterested I turned it off. I must admit I've ever even heard of Cool as Ice...

[Edited 6/19/11 14:41pm]

I made it through Graffiti Bridge, but I also never even heard of Cool as Ice .

GB is almost as bad as the death scene in UTCM. I mean, come on.... I'm a big Prince fan, but I was saying go ahead and die already! What was with that falling after getting shot? a ballet move? Prince: stick to music and live performances.

Illuminations said:

GB is almost as bad as the death scene in UTCM. I mean, come on.... I'm a big Prince fan, but I was saying go ahead and die already! What was with that falling after getting shot? a ballet move? Prince: stick to music and live performances.

I know, right?! He might as well had did a split and came back up and then down again a couple of times, a la the moves he did towards the end of If I Was Ur Girlfriend in the SOTT movie. Oh man, that would be HILARIOUS!!!

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Illuminations said:

GB is almost as bad as the death scene in UTCM. I mean, come on.... I'm a big Prince fan, but I was saying go ahead and die already! What was with that falling after getting shot? a ballet move? Prince: stick to music and live performances.

I know, right?! He might as well had did a split and came back up and then down again a couple of times, a la the moves he did towards the end of If I Was Ur Girlfriend in the SOTT movie. Oh man, that would be HILARIOUS!!!

lawd, save the childrean lawd!!! !!!

Well, I've never seen the Vanilla Ice movie so I can't give an opinion but it's got to be pretty horrible if it's worse than "Grashitty Bridge".

NDRU said:

I can't believe anyone actually saw Cool as Ice I have never even considered watching it and I forgot it even came out until now.

GB is the worst movie I have ever seen, but at least there are a couple good reasons to see it--Prince and The Time, even though they seem like caricatures of caricatures and the music scenes suck too.

There is literally no good reason to see Cool as Ice, though that GIF is quite honestly tempting me quite a bit.

!!!!

How often do you have fans who say such a thing about their favorite musicians?

Seriously, Prince had to have achieved pure crap for such a statement to be so common among his fans.

vainandy said:

Well, I've never seen the Vanilla Ice movie so I can't give an opinion but it's got to be pretty horrible if it's worse than "Grashitty Bridge".

It's dreadful, but it's actually more sensical than GB.

I know that's not saying much.

Cool as Ice has awesome stunts!

imago said:

NDRU said:

I can't believe anyone actually saw Cool as Ice I have never even considered watching it and I forgot it even came out until now.

GB is the worst movie I have ever seen, but at least there are a couple good reasons to see it--Prince and The Time, even though they seem like caricatures of caricatures and the music scenes suck too.

There is literally no good reason to see Cool as Ice, though that GIF is quite honestly tempting me quite a bit.

!!!!

How often do you have fans who say such a thing about their favorite musicians?

Seriously, Prince had to have achieved pure crap for such a statement to be so common among his fans.

"achieve" is the right word, because the movie is not just crappy or lame, it's shockingly inept, confusing, and out of touch

I didn't know Vanilla Ice made a movie The HELL?!

Scared to watch that thing now, but knowing my own fascination with awesomely BAD films, I think I might do it

Hell, I love Showgirls. I don't have a reason to be smug.

imago said:

Cool as Ice has awesome stunts!

hmm, Graffiti Bridge may have met its match!