About me

Yes I am Prince, The Artist. I am a pompous asshole and the whole world agrees. My fans and mother all believe I'm a musical genius because I can play 20 instruments. When I write I song I just think of it in my brain, run to the studio and record them while I'm singing and playing 50 instruments at the same time. You should also feel bad for me because as a little tiny Prince I would frequently get seizures while playing a grand piano.

Also don't bother looking up my music on Youtube. You won't find it because I'm a greedy bastard and remove it so you're forced to buy it - I mean. My music is a precious gift from the Heavens and you cheap *** bitches should just buy that ****.

"How about you and your friends versus me...and the Revolution?"

Did I ever tell you the time that me and Bboy played Basketball against Kurt Cobain?

Answer: Did I ever tell you about the time I purified myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?