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The Royal Visit


By Barry Egan

Monday July 25 2011

Barry Egan meets rock, pop and funk legend Prince and discovers that he's actually a bit of a laugh. They talk Bono, Barry's Tea and Sinead O'Connor, and Prince tries to fix up Barry up with one of his backing band
'I just got out of bed," Prince says, breezing nonchalantly into the suite. It's 5.15pm. He doesn't look like he has just got out of bed. He looks like he just descended from rock-star heaven. There isn't a hair out of place, or a crease that isn't meant to be there on his pants, as he makes his grand entrance onto the fifth floor of the Bristol Hotel on rue du Faubourg Saint-Honore in Paris. The 53-year-old looks immaculate, like an elegant, groomed Jimi Hendrix, who has pretty much defied the aging process.

And tres petit with it.
He is a tiny, almost cherubic figure, albeit with an impish grin. He asks me where the toilet is. I open the door for him. (I am sitting on an ancient table next to the plush toilet as His Highness in Heels arrives out of the blue). Upon completion, presumably, of his royal business, he high-fives me with freshly washed fingers, the same fingers that wrote all those timeless songs.

Apart from the gold-tinted pimp glasses and a gold chain, Prince is a vision in all black: tight, black toreador pants; a top that can only be described as a black blouse; black suede boots with heels that appear to make him, all 5ft 2in of him, float in the air as if a supernatural and superfunky being. He is flanked, not uncharacteristically, by three beautiful women, all singers in his red-hot band: Shelby Johnson, Liv Warfield and singer/guitarist Andy Allo.

"I never wear jeans," Prince says as he eyes mine. He taps my brown Prada boots with his own kinky-heeled boots.

"Jeans with holes in them used to be more expensive," says Andy.
Prince rarely talks to the press. He is elusive as smoke. Touch it and it is gone. Similarly, I'm gently told, ask Prince any indelicate questions about his personal life and he is gone.

Before we start, he tells me he "can't wait to play the castle in Malahide" -- referring to John Reynolds's soon to be sold-out concert of His Purpleness next Saturday.
I give him a box set of old jazz CDs (Miles Davis, John Coltrane) as a present. He peruses them, thanking me warmly, genuinely, for the gift. I should really thank him for the music he's given us. Prince has long since become a legend in his own lifetime with the songs that we love and continue to murder at family parties: 1999, Purple Rain, Let's Go Crazy, When Doves Cry, Little Red Corvette, U Got The Look, Raspberry Beret, Kiss (who hasn't sung, "You don't have to watch 'Dynasty' to have an attitude"?)

He sits down on the couch -- in the middle, intriguingly, of his three hot black singers. I take a chair. As the record industry crumbles, Prince seems to have stayed strong because his music was built to last.
I ask him if he thinks it's ironic what has happened to the music industry since he took his "slave" stance about his record deal with Warners in 1994. Becoming the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, he effectively went on strike. After a long struggle, he eventually regained control of the publishing rights to his work, helping to change the existing system with his then revolutionary actions.

"There's no point in looking back," he says, giving me eye contact. In fact, Prince looks at you a lot while talking to you. He is a genuinely friendly guy.

But you were telling the industry in 1993 that it was a doomed racket and you wanted out. That was 18 years ago. The industry said you were mad. The record industry is now effectively dead.

Of the big record labels, he says: "There have been lessons learned, that's for sure. I like what Morrissey said about how, isn't it funny how all their acts go to number one? They go on the cover of Rolling Stone after one release. It took me four albums. The record companies, they have become like carjackers."

Bono said you were too clever to be a slave.
He smiles again, this time, even majestically, if such a thing were possible. "Bono is a friend. But this is 2011."
In 1977, at the age of 19, Prince signed a three-album deal. He also got complete artistic control of the records, unheard of for a young kid, whereby he produced his own records and played all the instruments. "I didn't want my music to sound like anything else," he says. "Only I knew what I wanted."

It is incredible that a teenager would be given complete control by a record company. You obviously had huge self-belief. What were you like back then? A prodigy?
"Do you want a free autobiography?" he jokes. "I was all about the music. I am always all about the music."

What was it like back then?
"It was smaller. There was music coming out of everywhere, coming out of the ghetto."
Artists like Marvin Gaye and Sly Stone destroyed their creativity through excess, I say. Did you make a conscious decision over the years to protect your creativity? "My music is my muse. There is no point in talking about the personal with those people. What matters is they made great music. It's all to do with music."

How have you stayed ahead of the game?
"I don't see it as a race," he says. "It is not a race."
But you have been ahead of the game. (On 1987's masterpiece Sign o' the Times, Prince sang: "In France, a skinny man died of a big disease with a little name/By chance his girlfriend came across a needle and soon she did the same.") You were singing about Aids years before anyone else.
"This is 2011. Can we talk about 2011?"
I ask him what he'd like me to ask him about. "Music," he smiles, demurely.
Lady Gaga says you are a major influence on her new album.
He raises an eyebrow, almost coquettishly. "I don't talk about other artists."

What did you think of Beyonce's performance headlining Glastonbury?
"I thought it was a good show," he answers, adding; "She's a business now."
Are you headlining Glastonbury next year? His beautiful manager Kiran Sharma gives me a look -- let's not go there.
I ask Prince instead does he ever miss his anonymity. "It is so long ago that I had my anonymity -- they get to go shopping," he says, pointing to the girls on the sofa beside him. "So I guess I miss out on shopping."
How do you feel when people treat you like you are not human, some sort of deity?

"That is nothing to do with me. That says more about them than it does about me. Sometimes people can be scared to talk to me. That can sometimes work in my favour and be a good thing."

Did he make a decision to mix up the gender roles -- wearing bikini bottoms and fishnet stockings on stage, singing If I Was Your Girlfriend? He raises his eyebrow coquettishly and smiles. He doesn't, of course, answer.

Talking to Prince is so surreal, so random, that, after a while, the randomness of it becomes almost Zen-like and you just feel you can ask him anything and he will give you a Wildean riposte. Questions and answers become camp badinage. Like, for instance, when I asked him if he watched the movie Black Swan.
"That must have passed me by. It's not my cup of tea."
What is?
"English Breakfast Tea. Do they have Irish Breakfast Tea?"
They have Barry's Tea.
"Your tea? You have a tea? Would you like a tea?" he says getting up to make himself a cup of tea. He returns with a Diet Coke for me, as requested. He is nothing if not accommodating, His Purpleness. It is a very enjoyable way to spend a late afternoon: two hours in a suite in Paris shooting the breeze with Prince and his beautiful singers and his beautiful manager Kiran.

He is witty. "People are always asking me what I think of Sinead O'Connor's song Nothing Compares 2 U," he laughs (the joke is: he wrote it). He is humourous and clearly has a skill for comedy; he takes off my accent -- he makes me sound more London. He talks about the night when "I looked up and saw my mother onstage beside me. I
looked again and it was Cyndi Lauper."
I'm more confused. Your mother was onstage with Cyndi Lauper and you?
"No, it was Cyndi Lauper. She came on the road with us."
Prince takes a photo of me with his camera. "Do you want to see it?" He gets up and shows it to me.
"I like it, you look cool . . . you are talking with your hands," says Andy.
"When are you two getting married?" laughs Prince.
I tell Andy that she has surreally sexy, standy-uppy hair just like Sideshow Bob in The Simpsons.
"Thank you, future hubby," she replies. "I like your hair too."
"Who are The Simpsons?" Prince asks.
A cartoon programme with Bart and Homer and Marge.
"We're talking about cartoons here," Prince laughs. "She's great," he says of Andy. "Soon I'll be backing her up!" he whoops. "There is no reason why her record shouldn't sell 20 million copies. How many people on Facebook?"
I ask him how he knows when a song is finally finished. He says it isn't really. I ask him what instruments work well together. "Violin and accordions."
What about bagpipes?
A bursting-with-laughter Andy chips in with: "A bagpipe would be good."
A bursting-with-laughter Prince retorts with: "Some."
Andy: "Some?"
Prince: "Girl, it's some bagpipes! Not a bagpipe!" I guess you had to be there, but being around Prince and witnessing the riddle wrapped inside the mystery that is Prince is as fascinating as it is entertaining. He is nothing like I had expected; and everything like I expected. And more.
"Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold," he sang with no little emotion on When Doves Cry. "Maybe I'm just like my mother, she's never satisfied." He found redemption in music.
"I used to tease a lot of journalists early on," he said in a very rare interview in 1985, "because I wanted them to concentrate on the music and not so much on me coming from a broken home. I really didn't think that was important. What was important was what came out of my system that particular day. I don't live in the past."
"The early facts, for the neo-Freudians," wrote Neil Karlen in Rolling Stone in 1985, "John Nelson, leader of the Prince Rogers jazz trio, knew Mattie Shaw from North Side community dances. A singer 16 years John's junior, Mattie bore traces of Billie Holiday in her pipes and more than a trace of Indian and Caucasian in her blood. She joined the Prince Rogers trio, sang for a few years around town, married John Nelson and dropped out of the group. The two had a son and named him after John's stage name. Mattie and John broke up 10 years later, and Prince began his domestic shuttle."
There is a story, possibly apocryphal, that when Prince was younger, he used to stand outside the McDonald's on Plymouth Avenue in his hometown of Minneapolis and just smell the food because he didn't have any money to eat. When Martin Luther King got shot, it was Plymouth Avenue that burned.
Prince is an enigma full of Garboesque mystique. When he isn't onstage, he has a Howard Hughes-like penchant for self-seclusion. We know very little about him. We know he is divorced from his second wife, Manuela Testolini Nelson -- he alludes to "personal issues", but leaves it at that. Raised as a Seventh-day Adventist, Prince is now a convert to the Jehovah's Witnesses. Hence he no longer curses in songs or sings such godforsaken numbers as Sexy Mother ****er, Darling Nikki (I met her in a hotel lobby/Masturbating with a magazine) or, bless us and save us, Head:
U said but I'm just a virgin
And I'm on my way 2 be wed
But U're such a hunk
So full of spunk
I'll give you head
This will come as a relief to the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC). In 1984, Tipper Gore was so shocked when she heard her daughter Karenna listening to Darling Nikki that she founded the PMRC.
"It is a family show," Prince says. "I had a 10-year-old girl at the front of the stage the other night and she was just loving the music, being in the moment of it all."
He isn't effete at all. He has quite a masculine aura. He talks about the synergy between him and the singers as being like a great basketball team on a play. There are stories of Prince playing basketball with Eddie Murphy back in the day.
When I mention later that James Brown famously used to fine his musicians if they missed notes, he laughs and says: "So what! You shouldn't have to pay a basketball player if he misses shots."
Do you ever miss notes?
"Sometimes."
Do you fine yourself?
"Maybe I'll have to start!" he laughs.
I'm still getting my head round the fact that Prince loves sports. I thought it would be more a night in listening to soul albums while reading the Bible. Do you like football?
"I like American football. Oh, you mean soccer," he hoots. "I'm getting into soccer. I watched the World Cup."
It is strictly off limits to use sound-recording devices when talking to Prince -- I even had to leave my mobile phone outside -- so I am furiously scribbling on bits of paper as he and the girls talk.
"I rarely go to shows at all," he says. "I saw Bruce Springsteen. He was brilliant. He is one of the acts who doesn't phone it in. Usually when I go to shows, I take half of the crowd with me to the parking lot when I leave. That didn't happen with Bruce. He has something special."
Prince adds that he has had some big names join him onstage over the years and he has had to "turn off their microphones and politely get them off stage. They can't do it. I have great musicians and singers -- like these girls -- around me onstage. It is like telepathy.
"That was one thing about Michael Jackson. He was one of the greatest performers but he never had a great band around him. Miles Davis had a great band around him. I have the same thing going on with my band. Playing with this band brings me great joy".
How do you maintain the desire to do this for three decades?
"It's a hunger but not like with food. A hunger in my music. My music has a feel."
You have been doing this for 30 years. They say that familiarity breeds contempt. But it never happened with you, why?
"Because we never play the same set of songs the same way," he explains. "We have 400 or 500 songs we can call on every night. We don't have a set. We have a loose outline, a loose sketch, of what we are going to do. Stevie Wonder once told me he was like a DJ. He has a great feel for what the audience wants to hear. I think we have that too. It is a joy. The people feel so good at the shows, we feel so good."
Do you have an iPod?
"God, no, my ears!"
What's the biggest misconception about you?
"That I get tired of playing the old songs. They're my songs. I like playing them.
Is there any song you wish you had written?
"People Pleaser. Also Nothing Compares 2 U," he jokes
What's your favourite cover of your work?
"That's a great word. Cover. Where does that word come from?"
Do you like Van Morrison? "I liked one of his songs I heard when I was younger. It had guitars in it. It was in a band?"
On Van's I Forgot That Love Existed, he sings: "If my heart could do my thinking and my head begin to feel/I would look upon the world anew and know what's truly real."
"Really? That sounds interesting."
Have you read any Irish poetry? Yeats? Oscar Wilde?
"There is still time."
But there isn't. My two hours with the greatest living genius of the past three decades, with the exception of Bob Dylan, is up. He has to places to go and people to meet in the City of Light. He has a home in Paris (as well as Minneapolis.)
His charisma and his creativity are undiminished through those decades. Leaving for his French Xanadu, Prince says he will see me in Dublin. "I am going to give something special to Ireland at that show," he assures me.
Later that night in Paris, Prince plays a triumphant gig to 50,000 ecstatic fans in the Stade de France in Paris and 35,000 at the Hop Farm in Kent a few nights later, which I attend.
"I'm looking forward to playing Dublin," the reigning king of pop says, as he makes his grand exit, with security and manager and girl singers, photographers, promoters, and me, hurrying out after him into the balmy Paris early evening night.
"I'll play for eight hours straight in Dublin," Prince says, "if they don't have a curfew."
Prince plays Malahide Castle on July 30. Tickets are still on sale. See www.pod.ie

- Barry Egan
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[Edited 7/27/11 8:30am]

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Reply #1 posted 07/26/11 9:05am

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AWESOME INTERVIEW!

Love it.

I want to try and get a copy of this newspaper! When did it come out?

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Reply #2 posted 07/26/11 9:10am

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Militant said:

AWESOME INTERVIEW!

Love it.

I want to try and get a copy of this newspaper! When did it come out?

Sunday.

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Reply #3 posted 07/26/11 11:36am

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PurpleLove7: May I suggest another headline????

IF you want people to see this???

You should make an edit to the post #1,

maybe change that hopeless headline to:

NEW PRINCE INTERVIEW sunday 24-july-2011: The Royal Visit

or something like that.

Or else I guess this will be overlooked wink

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Reply #4 posted 07/26/11 12:12pm

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That was a great read. Thanks for sharing.

rainbow

"...literal people are scary, man
literal people scare me
out there trying to rid the world of its poetry
while getting it wrong fundamentally
down at the church of "look, it says right here, see!" - ani difranco
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Reply #5 posted 07/27/11 8:37am

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thedance said:

PurpleLove7: May I suggest another headline????

IF you want people to see this???

You should make an edit to the post #1,

maybe change that hopeless headline to:

NEW PRINCE INTERVIEW sunday 24-july-2011: The Royal Visit

or something like that.

Or else I guess this will be overlooked wink

Done ... Thanks

thumbs up

Peace ... & Stay Funky ...

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Reply #6 posted 07/27/11 10:05am

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Cool - thanks for sharing!
The greatest live performer of our times was is and always will be Prince.

Remember there is only one destination and that place is U
All of it. Everything. Is U.
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Reply #7 posted 07/27/11 10:14am

Knightoflight

many thanks

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Reply #8 posted 07/27/11 10:45am

novabrkr

So, now it's not just 300 songs, it's 400-500... lol

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Reply #9 posted 07/27/11 10:48am

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Thank you!

Yes, at 19, I finally saw the Revolution, a legendary band. And I talked to Wendy!!! biggrin In addition to seeing Prince, I have now lived life. Thank you Purple People!!
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Reply #10 posted 07/27/11 11:01am

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prince doesn't know the simpsons? lol that has to be a joke. anyone remember my name is bart?

oh and great way to compliment a woman, reporter, by telling her she reminds you of sideshow bob

falloff

and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #11 posted 07/27/11 11:24am

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novabrkr said:

So, now it's not just 300 songs, it's 400-500... lol

he said they play the songs differently. so he probly counts controversy as 4-5 songs. i can already see bart getting his pens and pads ready

[Edited 7/27/11 11:26am]

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Reply #12 posted 07/27/11 11:45am

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falloff It's been 22 years and he didn't know who the Simpsons were!?! falloff

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Reply #13 posted 07/27/11 2:29pm

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By Barry Egan

Is he on the cover?????

eye will ALWAYS think of prince like a "ACT OF GOD"! N another realm. eye mean of all people who might of been aliens or angels.if found out that prince wasn't of this earth, eye would not have been that surprised. R.I.P. prince
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Reply #14 posted 07/27/11 3:24pm

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falloff It's been 22 years and he didn't know who the Simpsons were!?! falloff

Obvious sarcasm.

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Reply #15 posted 07/27/11 3:33pm

babyjubilation

yall didn't see this before it was posted days ago? confuse

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Reply #16 posted 07/27/11 3:58pm

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falloff It's been 22 years and he didn't know who the Simpsons were!?! falloff

Didn't Bart do a "My Name is Bart" take on Prince's hit song? I'm sure Prince was just joking.

eye will ALWAYS think of prince like a "ACT OF GOD"! N another realm. eye mean of all people who might of been aliens or angels.if found out that prince wasn't of this earth, eye would not have been that surprised. R.I.P. prince
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Reply #17 posted 07/27/11 4:57pm

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That was quite a fun read, I guess interviewers have been told to keep it light?...... Fun to read, but that was a long article for absolutely no new information at all.

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Reply #18 posted 07/27/11 5:20pm

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NouveauDance said:

That was quite a fun read, I guess interviewers have been told to keep it light?...... Fun to read, but that was a long article for absolutely no new information at all.

Musta been in a bad mood when I read it because I found the interview to be annoying. It's sort of like reading an interview with a teenaged girl. This is further reinforced when he mentions he can't go to the mall with "them" (the 3 chicks).

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Reply #19 posted 07/27/11 5:57pm

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Prince has been shopping here in LA on Melrose with Shelby. So he can go shopping..

eye will ALWAYS think of prince like a "ACT OF GOD"! N another realm. eye mean of all people who might of been aliens or angels.if found out that prince wasn't of this earth, eye would not have been that surprised. R.I.P. prince
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Reply #20 posted 07/27/11 6:38pm

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Any opportunity Prince has to talk about something remotely interesting (ie- when he was asked about the song 'Sign of the Times') he shuts it down... he wants to talk about 2011, yet 2011 is all about playing those 25 year old songs.

and how many times do we have to hear about 'Nothing Compares 2 U'? It's common knowledge that he wrote it. The guy has nothing worthwhile to say after 30 years in the industry, no wonder his management shut him up and kept him out of the media in the 1980's.

He says he wants to talk about music ... well, I'm waiting.

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Reply #21 posted 07/28/11 4:07am

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3232 said:

Timmy84 said:

falloff It's been 22 years and he didn't know who the Simpsons were!?! falloff

Obvious sarcasm.

Another reason why Mr. Purple Yoda needs to do a televised interview or some shit. lol

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Reply #22 posted 07/28/11 9:08am

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johnny2000 said:

Any opportunity Prince has to talk about something remotely interesting (ie- when he was asked about the song 'Sign of the Times') he shuts it down... he wants to talk about 2011, yet 2011 is all about playing those 25 year old songs.

and how many times do we have to hear about 'Nothing Compares 2 U'? It's common knowledge that he wrote it. The guy has nothing worthwhile to say after 30 years in the industry, no wonder his management shut him up and kept him out of the media in the 1980's.

He says he wants to talk about music ... well, I'm waiting.

Sounds like u r having some personal issues to me.....

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Reply #23 posted 07/28/11 10:25am

3232

"Lady Gaga says you are a major influence on her new album.
He raises an eyebrow, almost coquettishly. "I don't talk about other artists."

"That was one thing about Michael Jackson. He was one of the greatest performers but he never had a great band around him.

above are excerpts from the interview...

one min " i dont talk about other artists"

next min "..MJ never had a good band bla bla bla..." come on...dont get me wrong, but nothing's wrong with him expressing his observation, its all about the music, right? He claimed to want to chat about the topic of music right? so then get into it.. talk about others ( in a respectfull way) state your point of view yes..but when he's going to bluntly portray himself has "a principle man"( I DONT TALK ABOUT OTHERS ) one min and the next contradict all that he CLAIM to stand for, he is just laughable.

One of the reasons I cringe when Prince does interview...the contradictions & hypocricy...he tries toooo damn hard to portray himself as someone/something he is not! he takes himself too seriously, just lighten up and have a normal unpretentious conversation and stop playing GOD! he always stick his foot in his mouth when interviewed. At least they ran out of time before he started the preaching this time.

[Edited 7/28/11 10:28am]

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Reply #24 posted 07/28/11 11:02am

Timmy84

3232 said:

"Lady Gaga says you are a major influence on her new album.
He raises an eyebrow, almost coquettishly. "I don't talk about other artists."

"That was one thing about Michael Jackson. He was one of the greatest performers but he never had a great band around him.

above are excerpts from the interview...

one min " i dont talk about other artists"

next min "..MJ never had a good band bla bla bla..." come on...dont get me wrong, but nothing's wrong with him expressing his observation, its all about the music, right? He claimed to want to chat about the topic of music right? so then get into it.. talk about others ( in a respectfull way) state your point of view yes..but when he's going to bluntly portray himself has "a principle man"( I DONT TALK ABOUT OTHERS ) one min and the next contradict all that he CLAIM to stand for, he is just laughable.

One of the reasons I cringe when Prince does interview...the contradictions & hypocricy...he tries toooo damn hard to portray himself as someone/something he is not! he takes himself too seriously, just lighten up and have a normal unpretentious conversation and stop playing GOD! he always stick his foot in his mouth when interviewed. At least they ran out of time before he started the preaching this time.

[Edited 7/28/11 10:28am]

Yeah I noticed that. lol

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Reply #25 posted 07/28/11 11:06am

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of course Prince gets a hack to interview him.

hilarious.

http://gimcracksolarium.b...chive.html

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Barry Egan Is An Idiot


(Couldn't find a picture of the worthless tosser but he looks a bit like Mick Hucknall. Same beady eyes, ginger barnet and ridiculous facial hair. Use your imagination)

Barry Egan, so called journalist with the Independent newspaper, is an ugly man. So ugly in fact that upon encountering him in the street you would reflexively vomit up the contents of your stomach while simultaneously trying to claw your eyes out. He looks like some kind of root vegetable that has been crossbred with a particularly vile looking rodent and has somehow managed to worm his way into writing for a national newspaper. His obnoxiousness knows no bounds.

The human equivalent of a wet fart Egan's creepy, sycophantic articles exude the rancid odour of hysterical celebrity worship and shallow status anxiety. Never in my life have I come across a writer so singularly devoid of talent, originality or insight. In a just world, a ridiculous fuckhead like this would be marched out into the middle of a crowded street, shackled to a stock and pelted with rotting fruit for eternity.

Egan's writing seems to consist mainly of articles where he fawns over some airhead celebrity tart, plies them with alcohol and badgers them into spouting salacious comments which he then plasters all over his column in massive typeface. Its an indescribebly creepy experience to read one of his pieces from start to finish. His slurping crawling prose reads like a mixture between a horny teenage boy and a deeply disturbed "bad" uncle. Take this extract from his widely renowned think piece on deranged, jackal faced coke whore Tara Plamer-Tomkinson:

Like an ab fab and size-zero Bessie Bunter on LSD, Tara wolfs down a ham-and-cheese panini before just as quickly ordering another one ("They are amazingly naughty," she exclaims, like Bessie Bunter in the throes of a food orgasm). Like an ab fab Sue Ellen Ewing in YSL shoulderpads, TPT lorries back a Bloody Mary before just as quickly ordering another one.

The show is only beginning. When it is time to leave for the airport, she wants to change her clothes. The PR girl tells her to change in the other room. Tara decides to change in front of me. She strips down to her bra and knickers and puts on jeans and a top.


See what I mean? Both creepy and nonsensical.

When not mentally raping addled IT girls, Egan spends his days documenting the worthless lives of Dublin's biggest pricks. Rosanna Davison, Robbie Fox, some ugly slag called Roz Lipsett (anyone?), Egan seems to think dispicable shits like this somehow represent the pinnacle of modern culture because they have rich parents or own crappy nightclubs.

Egan's crowning achivement thus far has been ghostwriting a weekly column for self styled Dublin socialite/waiter and reality tv star Gavin Lambe-Murphy, a man so utterly detestable that were you to gun him down in a crowded resturant, you would probably be given freedom of the city. Seriously, his grinning twattish features practically invite you to punch him in the throat.

I was going to finish this article with the word cunt typed over and over but I realized that might be boring for the reader and make me look like some kind of deranged mental case so I decided instead to type the word prick over and over.

Prick, Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick,Prick, FUCKING PRICK!!

S.B.
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Reply #26 posted 07/28/11 11:07am

Graycap23

Interesting...........

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Reply #27 posted 07/28/11 11:30am

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johnny2000 said:

Any opportunity Prince has to talk about something remotely interesting (ie- when he was asked about the song 'Sign of the Times') he shuts it down... he wants to talk about 2011, yet 2011 is all about playing those 25 year old songs.

and how many times do we have to hear about 'Nothing Compares 2 U'? It's common knowledge that he wrote it. The guy has nothing worthwhile to say after 30 years in the industry, no wonder his management shut him up and kept him out of the media in the 1980's.

He says he wants to talk about music ... well, I'm waiting.

That's funny because the last time he talked about the music industry everyone got all bent out of shape over his comments on covers. He said he wasn't recording another album and all everyone could talk about was burqas. So now he's not talking about music and it's also a problem. Why don't we just write what we want him to say from now on and fax it to him on the road?

When eye go 2 a Prince concert or related event it's all heart up in the house but when eye log onto this site and the miasma of bitchiness is completely overwhelming!
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Reply #28 posted 07/28/11 12:05pm

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HonestMan13 said:

johnny2000 said:

Any opportunity Prince has to talk about something remotely interesting (ie- when he was asked about the song 'Sign of the Times') he shuts it down... he wants to talk about 2011, yet 2011 is all about playing those 25 year old songs.

and how many times do we have to hear about 'Nothing Compares 2 U'? It's common knowledge that he wrote it. The guy has nothing worthwhile to say after 30 years in the industry, no wonder his management shut him up and kept him out of the media in the 1980's.

He says he wants to talk about music ... well, I'm waiting.

That's funny because the last time he talked about the music industry everyone got all bent out of shape over his comments on covers. He said he wasn't recording another album and all everyone could talk about was burqas. So now he's not talking about music and it's also a problem. Why don't we just write what we want him to say from now on and fax it to him on the road?

Because a lot of Prince fans are nuts....And delusional...

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Reply #29 posted 07/28/11 1:40pm

KCOOLMUZIQ

HonestMan13 said:

johnny2000 said:

Any opportunity Prince has to talk about something remotely interesting (ie- when he was asked about the song 'Sign of the Times') he shuts it down... he wants to talk about 2011, yet 2011 is all about playing those 25 year old songs.

and how many times do we have to hear about 'Nothing Compares 2 U'? It's common knowledge that he wrote it. The guy has nothing worthwhile to say after 30 years in the industry, no wonder his management shut him up and kept him out of the media in the 1980's.

He says he wants to talk about music ... well, I'm waiting.

That's funny because the last time he talked about the music industry everyone got all bent out of shape over his comments on covers. He said he wasn't recording another album and all everyone could talk about was burqas. So now he's not talking about music and it's also a problem. Why don't we just write what we want him to say from now on and fax it to him on the road?

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eye will ALWAYS think of prince like a "ACT OF GOD"! N another realm. eye mean of all people who might of been aliens or angels.if found out that prince wasn't of this earth, eye would not have been that surprised. R.I.P. prince
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