I'd love to hear Darling Nikki Live because it's a bad azz song. But since that's not going to happen with the original lyrics, lets change it up and pitch it to Prince, LOL I'll start with the 1st line, but feel free to change any line, let's just have fun!

I knew a girl named Nikki I guess u could say she was a Text Queen...

URTHE1 said:

purpledoveuk said:

I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was spiritual fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Trying to pedal Watchtower magazine She said "how'd you like to waste your time" And I certainly did, when she read every line She took me to her castle I couldn't believe my eyes She had so many new jams Everything that money could buy She said sign pay your money and go on line The club opened and the jams were as old as time [Edited 6/17/11 13:30pm]

Funny!

magazine should be plural

...Let's not.

*leaves thread*

Yeaah, I need to hear it. Great idea.

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masticating on a tangerine
She said "would you like to have a bite?"
And I could not resist cause little Nikki was so polite...

I knew a girl named Nikki

I guess you could say she was a dance fiend

I met her in a Vegas disco

Hips gyrating by a slot machine

It's nonsense not to sing the lyrics. It's an audiance pleasing song. Just sing it and play it. Turns the audiance on/

I knew a girl named nikki

U could say she was obscene

I met her in a hotel lobby

Getting sloppy with some vasaline

She said howd u like to waste some time

And i just couldnt believe

When i saw little Nikki slime

She took me to her castle

And she opened up her thighs

She had so many devices

I just had to fantasize

She said sign your name on the dotted line

The lights went out,and Nikki started to slime

The castle started spinning,i thought id gone insane

I cant tell you what she did to me,but she did it again & again...........

I woke up the next morning,Nikki wasnt there

I looked all over,all i found was tony ms name on a chair

I said thank you for a funky time,but tony m aint a friend o mine....

electricberet said:

I knew a girl named Nikki

I guess you could say she was a dance fiend

I met her in a Vegas disco

Hips gyrating by a slot machine

nice:lol:

davetherave6767 said:

I knew a girl named nikki

U could say she was obscene

I met her in a hotel lobby

Getting sloppy with some vasaline

She said howd u like to waste some time

And i just couldnt believe

When i saw little Nikki slime

She took me to her castle

And she opened up her thighs

She had so many devices

I just had to fantasize

She said sign your name on the dotted line

The lights went out,and Nikki started to slime

The castle started spinning,i thought id gone insane

I cant tell you what she did to me,but she did it again & again...........

I woke up the next morning,Nikki wasnt there

I looked all over,all i found was tony ms name on a chair

I said thank you for a funky time,but tony m aint a friend o mine....

This one gets my vote.

no

I knew a guy named Larry

I guess you could say he was a has been

I met him in a hotel lobby distributing a magazine

He said how'd you like me to fuck your career

And I could not resist when I saw little Larry's behind.

He took me to his hall and I couldn't believe my eyes

He had so many disciples, and then Larry went all shy,

He said, "sign your name on the dotted line"

The lights went out and Larry parted my behind.
Ow, Larry!

The hall started spinning or maybe it was my brain

I can't tell you what he did to me, but my career will never be the same.

His lovin will fuck you mind, oh he'll show you no mercy

But he'll sho'nuff show you his behind.

Darling Larry, Ow!


I woke up the next morning, Larry wasn't there

I looked all over, all I found was I could no longer swear

How on earth will I ever get a rhyme

When I wanna write a song about Larry's little behind

yeah, Larry, oh!Oh, come back Larry, come back!

[Edited 6/18/11 1:53am]

[Edited 6/18/11 1:54am]

purpledoveuk said:

I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was spiritual fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Trying to pedal Watchtower magazine She said "how'd you like to waste your time" And I certainly did, when she read every line She took me to her castle I couldn't believe my eyes She had so many new jams Everything that money could buy She said sign pay your money and go on line The club opened and the jams were as old as time [Edited 6/17/11 13:30pm]

swanny said:

I knew a guy named Larry

I guess you could say he was a has been

I met him in a hotel lobby distributing a magazine

He said how'd you like me to fuck your career

And I could not resist when I saw little Larry's behind.

He took me to his hall and I couldn't believe my eyes

He had so many disciples, and then Larry went all shy,

He said, "sign your name on the dotted line"

The lights went out and Larry parted my behind.
Ow, Larry!

The hall started spinning or maybe it was my brain

I can't tell you what he did to me, but my career will never be the same.

His lovin will fuck you mind, oh he'll show you no mercy

But he'll sho'nuff show you his behind.

Darling Larry, Ow!


I woke up the next morning, Larry wasn't there

I looked all over, all I found was I could no longer swear

How on earth will I ever get a rhyme

When I wanna write a song about Larry's little behind

yeah, Larry, oh!Oh, come back Larry, come back!

[Edited 6/18/11 1:53am]

[Edited 6/18/11 1:54am]

BEST THREAD IN WEEKS...SERIOUSLY!!!

davetherave6767 said:

I knew a girl named nikki

U could say she was obscene

I met her in a hotel lobby

Getting sloppy with some vasaline

She said howd u like to waste some time

And i just couldnt believe

When i saw little Nikki slime

She took me to her castle

And she opened up her thighs

She had so many devices

I just had to fantasize

She said sign your name on the dotted line

The lights went out,and Nikki started to slime

The castle started spinning,i thought id gone insane

I cant tell you what she did to me,but she did it again & again...........

I woke up the next morning,Nikki wasnt there

I looked all over,all i found was tony ms name on a chair

I said thank you for a funky time,but tony m aint a friend o mine....

u rock Dave

I knew this girl named nikki I guess you can say she was a fat queen,

I caught her in the hotel lobby snacking on some burger king,

she said how would you like to waste some time,

and I could not resist when I saw fat nikki dine,

She took me to white castle,

I just couldn't believe my eyes,

she bought a stack of burgers,

all the fries money can buy,

she said sign your name on the dotted line,

I could not resist,

When I saw fat nikki dine!!

Woke up the next morning,

nikki wasn't there,

next to her grease outline,

was a burger on the chair,

she said thank you for a hungry time!

call me up whenever you wanna dine!!!

[Edited 6/18/11 9:41am]

IamFunkay7 said:

I knew this girl named nikki I guess you can say she was a fat queen,

I caught her in the hotel lobby snacking on some burger king,

she said how would you like to waste some time,

and I could not resist when I saw fat nikki dine,

She took me to white castle,

I just couldn't believe my eyes,

she bought a stack of burgers,

all the fries money can buy,

she said sign your name on the dotted line,

I could not resist,

When I saw fat nikki dine!!

Woke up the next morning,

nikki wasn't there,

next to grease outline,

was a burger on the chair,

she said thank you for a hungry time!

call me up whenever you wanna dine!!!

URTHE1 said:

I'd love to hear Darling Nikki Live because it's a bad azz song. But since that's not going to happen with the original lyrics, lets change it up and pitch it to Prince, LOL I'll start with the 1st line, but feel free to change any line, let's just have fun!

I knew a girl named Nikki I guess u could say she was a Text Queen...

NO!

I knew a girl named Bria

I guess you could say she was a drag queen

I met her in a hotel lobby

Rubbin one out with some Vaseline

She said how'd u like 2 waste some time

And I could not resist when I saw little Bria grind

She took me behind a dumpster

And I just couldn’t believe my eyes

She had so many devices

Everything that money could buy

She said sign your name on the dotted line

The lights went out

And Bria turned into Brian

Bria!

The dumpster started spinning

Or maybe it was my brain

I can't tell u what she did 2 me

But my body will never be the same

Her lovin' will get your behind

Oh, she'll show u no mercy

But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind

Darling Bria

Woke up the next morning
Bria wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a medical bill stuck to my chest
She wrote “thank u 4 a funky time”
Call my doc up if you ever want a real pussy to grind

Oh, Bria, ohhhh

LadyCasanova said:

I knew a girl named Bria

I guess you could say she was a drag queen

I met her in a hotel lobby

Rubbin one out with some Vaseline

She said how'd u like 2 waste some time

And I could not resist when I saw little Bria grind

She took me behind a dumpster

And I just couldn’t believe my eyes

She had so many devices

Everything that money could buy

She said sign your name on the dotted line

The lights went out

And Bria turned into Brian

Bria!

The dumpster started spinning

Or maybe it was my brain

I can't tell u what she did 2 me

But my body will never be the same

Her lovin' will get your behind

Oh, she'll show u no mercy

But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind

Darling Bria

Woke up the next morning
Bria wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a medical bill stuck to my chest
She wrote “thank u 4 a funky time”
Call my doc up if you ever want a real pussy to grind

Oh, Bria, ohhhh

OMG lol

Tiff24 said:

LadyCasanova said:

I knew a girl named Bria

I guess you could say she was a drag queen

I met her in a hotel lobby

Rubbin one out with some Vaseline

She said how'd u like 2 waste some time

And I could not resist when I saw little Bria grind

She took me behind a dumpster

And I just couldn’t believe my eyes

She had so many devices

Everything that money could buy

She said sign your name on the dotted line

The lights went out

And Bria turned into Brian

Bria!

The dumpster started spinning

Or maybe it was my brain

I can't tell u what she did 2 me

But my body will never be the same

Her lovin' will get your behind

Oh, she'll show u no mercy

But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind

Darling Bria

Woke up the next morning
Bria wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a medical bill stuck to my chest
She wrote “thank u 4 a funky time”
Call my doc up if you ever want a real pussy to grind

Oh, Bria, ohhhh

OMG lol

Love it!!

purpledoveuk said:

I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was spiritual fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Trying to pedal Watchtower magazine She said "how'd you like to waste your time" And I certainly did, when she read every line She took me to her castle I couldn't believe my eyes She had so many new jams Everything that money could buy She said sign pay your money and go on line The club opened and the jams were as old as time [Edited 6/17/11 13:30pm]

OnlyNDaUsa said:

URTHE1 said:

I'd love to hear Darling Nikki Live because it's a bad azz song. But since that's not going to happen with the original lyrics, lets change it up and pitch it to Prince, LOL I'll start with the 1st line, but feel free to change any line, let's just have fun!

I knew a girl named Nikki I guess u could say she was a Text Queen...

I met her at the kingdom hall chatting with Larry g

oceancrayon said:

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masticating on a tangerine
She said "would you like to have a bite?"
And I could not resist cause little Nikki was so polite...

On a Tangerine!!! LMAO! Great Line!

davetherave6767 said:

I knew a girl named nikki

U could say she was obscene

I met her in a hotel lobby

Getting sloppy with some vasaline

She said howd u like to waste some time

And i just couldnt believe

When i saw little Nikki slime

She took me to her castle

And she opened up her thighs

She had so many devices

I just had to fantasize

She said sign your name on the dotted line

The lights went out,and Nikki started to slime

The castle started spinning,i thought id gone insane

I cant tell you what she did to me,but she did it again & again...........

I woke up the next morning,Nikki wasnt there

I looked all over,all i found was tony ms name on a chair

I said thank you for a funky time,but tony m aint a friend o mine....

OOH, more risque than the original..............like that you didn't go for the more reserved.....lol

Been some really great changes. Very funny and original!!!

swanny said:

I knew a guy named Larry

I guess you could say he was a has been

I met him in a hotel lobby distributing a magazine

He said how'd you like me to fuck your career

And I could not resist when I saw little Larry's behind.

He took me to his hall and I couldn't believe my eyes

He had so many disciples, and then Larry went all shy,

He said, "sign your name on the dotted line"

The lights went out and Larry parted my behind.
Ow, Larry!

The hall started spinning or maybe it was my brain

I can't tell you what he did to me, but my career will never be the same.

His lovin will fuck you mind, oh he'll show you no mercy

But he'll sho'nuff show you his behind.

Darling Larry, Ow!


I woke up the next morning, Larry wasn't there

I looked all over, all I found was I could no longer swear

How on earth will I ever get a rhyme

When I wanna write a song about Larry's little behind

yeah, Larry, oh!Oh, come back Larry, come back!

[Edited 6/18/11 1:53am]

[Edited 6/18/11 1:54am]