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finish this sentence.... i was driving listening 2 Prince and.......................
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i rear ended a Little red corvette
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... I fell asleep at the wheel and had a wonderful dream I was riding on a magical talking hippo, we were travelling to Neptune to meet her family, who are the ruling elite there. On the way, we stopped off at Titan and bought some grape flavoured boiled sweets for the rest of the journey - that greedy hippo ate most of them to herself!
When we arrived, her family was on vacation - ON EARTH if you can believe it! So we had to come all the way back, what a waste of 73 years interstellar travel!... Then I woke up, in hospital, in traction, broken every bone in my body and had been in a coma for 3 years - last time I put NEWS on in the car. | |
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..that's all i want to say about that.
She Believed in Fairytales and Princes, He Believed the voices coming from his stereo
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me? | |
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200 balloons flew right over me then i hit a Lady Cab Driver who told me i am going to prison for aA million days what Arrogance!!!! so i told her Baby i'm a Star and she hit me... Boom!!! Then i heard some one Call My Name surrounded by a Circle of Armour i asked for Compassion as this situation was Crucial but ppl thought i was Delirious No i only have a Dirty Mind i said and ran for my Escape all the way to Erotic City
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Only 2 find out when eye got there prince had cancelled!!!!!!! Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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and my boyfriend asked me if Prince was the ONLY music i had on my 160gb ipod. lol. . <3 Prince <3
For You - Big City | |
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A cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for disturbing the peace w/obscene music Prince's Sarah | |
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good one!Excuse me if I go too fast. "There is two kinds of music, the good, and the bad. I play the good kind."
Louis Armstrong | |
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...I collided with Billy Jack Bitch! "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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ok... i have one
ready????
.... Every time i hear Get Off i.............. | |
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....and to make a very long story short, that's how I ended up with my testicles laminated and butthole Xeroxed.
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....and to not get into too many gory details, that's when I discovered never listen to Prince, and take laxatives and sleeping pills at the same time. | |
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every time i hear get off....
i imagine 23 positions....
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Only 23???? Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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and I guess I should have known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last | |
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sticky like glue came on....... after it finished i realized how wrong i was | |
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