You're not a true fan if you have never madea scene in a music store suc as screaming at clerks with the lines "Yall dont know nuthin about Prince! Emancipation Platinum!!! Lovesexy Platinum!!! Diamonds & Pearls Platinum!!! Ya'll Dont Know!!! Fuck Yall!!!"

You're not a true fan if you own bootlegs

You're not a true fan if you cant appreciate the material on Crystal Ball

You're not a true fan if you have to ask if you should purchase Emancipation when its under 10 dollars

You're not a true fan if you only own The Gold Experience on cassette and not compact disc

You're not a true fan if you reported the NPGMC to the Better Business Bureau

You're not a true fan if you dont understand the holy trinity of Dirty Mind, Controversy, and 1999

You're not a true fan if you did not se the Leno performance

You're not a true fan if you dont like the Controversy Hohner geetar

You're not a true fan if you don't like the movie Purple Rain

You're not a true fan if you don't think rdhull deserves a namecheck

You're not a true fan if you dont own ONA-Live..because you should have joined the club so you could already be rockin that shit instead of waiting for it in a record store

You're not a true fan if you did not join the music club

You're not a true fan if you have never licked any Prince music

You're not a true fan if you have never danced sexy to When Doves Cry

You ARE a true fan if you believe this bullshit

Alas, I am not a true fan but I'd rather be that than justanotherasshole.

rdhull said:

u forgot one: u ain't a true fan if u don't have any of p's albums on vinyl 4 posterity. vinyl rules all.

rdhull said:

I'm sooo not a true fan then. I don't own Crystal Ball, I never joined the club thingy, I do own the gold experience on cassette and not on cd, it took me a long time to figure out ONA meant...

Rhondab said:

Rhonda you are not a true fan
copy...print..save

Rhondab said:

gotta admit, rd...'cept 4 the excerpts i -ed u 4, i guess i ain't that much of a fan m'self:

--i can't stand crystal ball

--ona live s'okay, at the very most. matter of fact, the copy i have is a burned copy

--i don't even own a copy of tge

--never have been a member of the npgmc, never will be


...but u still dig me. right?



slow death 2 the edit.
[This message was edited Fri Mar 7 8:13:18 PST 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

Dansa, you're gettin' the boot too...we have to start wondering why we are on prince.org...we suck!!

I did buy Rave and the Vault for $7.99 a piece...Does that get me into paisley park?

Im leavin this place!!! Its full of pretenders to the throne!!!

Rhondab said:

Rhondab said:

u bought the vault? u ain't a real fan

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Knowing you could have bought it... CRIME!!







Good NESS, how do you live w/ yourself, woman

rdhull said:

grabbin on rd's ankle as he walks towards the door...don't leeeave meee...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I still dig you!
Can you imagine the people who are reading this thread and fuming? Can you imagine the people who have left this site because everyone on here doesn't love Prince's dirty draws?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

The crime is buying Rave The Vault has some true GEMS b'lieee dat!!

CalhounSq said:[quote]

Handclapsfingasnapz said

Knowing you could have bought it... CRIME!!
easy. i just do.

rdhull said:

I can't get saliva on any of my cd's!!!

CalhounSq said:

just kiss 'em...no tongue, tho'.


i gotta see-cret: i hug my copies of dirty mind all the time.


phuc this edit and its mama, 2.
[This message was edited Fri Mar 7 8:24:11 PST 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

CalhounSq said:

First of all,CS, I went back and listened to Calhoun Square again for the first time in years on the strength of your orgname alone. I am glad that I did. It's kinda cool. Bought Rave. Hated it. Gave it away. Am I absolved? Also went back and listened to the Vault and She Spoke To Me spoke to me. I agree that there a few gems on that album.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

AWW! All is forgiven But you WILL learn there is much, much more music to explore OH YES, you will...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I'll stay to teach the children

but I will become even a more harsh taskmaster !

CalhounSq said:

lick the printed side silly!

stymie said:

Blast it in the car & you'll go from "kinda" to "very fuckin"



Yes I never listen to the released version of Rave, only the remix version (& only 2 songs off of that)



INDEED. When the Lights Go Down, Extraordinary & There Is Lonely are very, very, VERY good. The Vault cannot be ignored

rdhull said:

rdhull said:

I guess I ain't no fan, either...

I'm sorry, but the Gold Experience was utter and complete rubbish. I sold my CD to buy Doritos, and I'm in no rush to recover it.