I'm thinking of opening a Paisley type joint here in Orange County, California. Paisley is such a great club type atmosphere and would want to bring that home locally. I would have the building type the same style but yet different not to be copying him. Mine would def. be black though however. Here are the following rules.

• NO Cell Phones.
  
• NO Pagers.
  
• NO Explosives or Guns of any type.
  
• NO drugs or parafinalia etc.
  
• NO Earplugs.
  
• NO Standing against the wall.
  
• NO Alcohol exept cokes and candy.
  
• Proper dress atire.
  
• $7 cover.
  

Any comments or suggestions? I'm talking to a contractor now.

Water. You gotta have the bottled water

PepperTooth said:

Omit the proper dress attire "It don't matter what clothes you're wearin'" The rest sounds fantastic though..sign me up

Oh yeah water I forgot my bad. No man I don't want any trashy ladies or gangbangers up in my zone. Proper dress attire stands.

NuPwrSoul said:

Don't forget the useless labels promoting your record company and charging way too much for it.

nah my bottles will say "Arrowhead" hehe. They will b free.

PepperTooth said:

woo hoo! free water...is there really such a thing?!

.50 cents for you for that remark.

PepperTooth said:

Still cheaper than paisley's $2.00 water...woo hoo! (probably the overhead from the label manufacturers)

PepperTooth said:

I have never been to Paisly Park, I would love to! But, fuck, this sounds so boring! What, I can't bring my M16 or C4-explosives to this club? That's ridiculous!

Okay, just joking about the explosives & guns, but is funny that Prince, who claims to have such a YES-attitude, is having so much NO-restrictions for the people coming to see him!
I bet I can't smoke, can I? Damn Americans!

abierman said:

I told you it wasn't Cat Glover.

ConsciousContact said:

You see, this guy is the reason why I never leave the house unarmed! It was Cat Glover! She told me herself!

abierman said:

I was with you until you said "No explosives". You sure know how to ruin a good night out! C'mon, just a little C4 to get the party started...

Have Prince walk in and rip into a live funky jam at 3AM and no one will miss their explosives!!!

mzflash said:

don't know about you, but at 3AM I am thinking about the explosions that should be happening in my bedroom (with a little lady, ofcourse!).

Given the choice, i'd first get funked up with Prince. Nothing or no one can get me as excited as Prince can.
[This message was edited Tue Feb 11 6:57:09 PST 2003 by mzflash]

mzflash said:

are you saying that you can't get sexual without Prince being involved in one way or another?

abierman said:

No, i'm not saying that at all. What i'm saying is that i have yet to meet any man or circumstance that can compare to Prince and the excitement that he brings. There's a spiritual element to his music that cannot be described or replaced by words or actions. It's a matter of preference.
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"Maybe i could learn 2 love, the right way, the only way. Maybe i could learn 2 love if i was just closer 2 somethin.' Closer 2 my higher self, closer 2 heaven...closer 2 God. Save me Jesus, i've been a fool..."

u forgot one important detail:

broken locks on the stall doors in the women's bathroom.
that, and only have two stalls in there.






flush!
[This message was edited Tue Feb 11 11:23:30 PST 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

What type of music would you play? all Prince? just wondering I am moving to Orange County in a month I would come for sure!

Sounds like a really lame club with all those rules. It'll be perfect in Orange County...

Clubkid said:

PepperTooth said:

okay

well...okay

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cool

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Does that mean no mini skirts?

cool...very reasonable

What kinda music would you play?

ima have the DJ play what Club KIIS plays. 2days hottest music, trance, hip-hip, old skool whatever has a dance beat to it. and the one person who said my club was lame with all those rules well uhh...wtf do u think PP is like dufus.