like take out the trash...paint a bedroom, wash his car, cut his grass, shovel snow??

just a thought...

Tongin whatever floosie he is with. About it.

i not talking about "slaying" the women or men...i am just sayin'...

No. He even has a personal buttock-unclencher whenever he takes a dump.

It's Tony M. ba dum tish

Yes. A lot. With his penis.

avasdad said:

i not talking about "slaying" the women or men...i am just sayin'...

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I remember reading that one of the reasons that he wasn't keen on Haywood Baker (His step-dad) was that he used 2 make him weed Dandilions. Would that count?

I was working part-time at a 5 and dime. My boss was Mr. Magee .......... she wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second hand store..........

probably just the odd handjob here and there on his way up

Aerobics Instructor on Drag Race.

The Subway Sandwich dude that always seems to get your order wrong even as you point out what you want.

Aerobics instructor for America's Next Top Model

House Cleaning

Of course not. He's an artist. He's been living off of other people's manual labor since 1978.

1. He's a man. 2. He's 5 foot nothing on a chair. 3. He's the Purple Yoda.

He has an army of assistant to do everything for him, including getting a mug for him from the top shelf. And I'm possitive somebody puts his socks on for him every morning. I wonder if he has an assistant put his condoms on for him a la Henry the VIII ... ?

Didn t he used to stand outside McDonalds and smell the food? That s a job i d like.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

Of course not. He's an artist. He's been living off of other people's manual labor since 1978.

LMFAO Never a truer word spoken in jest.

All the bios I ever read make it seem as though all he did was play music. No accunts from people who knew him back then seem to tell of him having any job other than playing music. I mean you weould think Pepe Willie of someone obscure like that would tell a story about him getting fired from McDonalds or washing cars or something.

purplenuts said:

All the bios I ever read make it seem as though all he did was play music. No accunts from people who knew him back then seem to tell of him having any job other than playing music. I mean you weould think Pepe Willie of someone obscure like that would tell a story about him getting fired from McDonalds or washing cars or someth

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purplenuts said:

All the bios I ever read make it seem as though all he did was play music. No accunts from people who knew him back then seem to tell of him having any job other than playing music. I mean you weould think Pepe Willie of someone obscure like that would tell a story about him getting fired from McDonalds or washing cars or something.

Just the meer thougt of hearing Prince say "you want Fries with that?" Cracks me up. LOL

I'm gonna assume he has, before his career took off and he could hire people to do that shit for him.

armpit said:

I'm gonna assume he has, before his career took off and he could hire people to do that shit for him.

Have you read Possessed or DMSR, he had people doing menial shit for him from the get go.

EleanorK said:

I wonder if he has an assistant put his condoms on for him a la Henry the VIII ... ?

Considering Henry VIII almost certainly died of syphilis, someone didn't perform that duty too well.

PlusSign said:

EleanorK said:

I wonder if he has an assistant put his condoms on for him a la Henry the VIII ... ?

Considering Henry VIII almost certainly died of syphilis, someone didn't perform that duty too well.

Psst....they weren't Latex back then.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

PlusSign said:

Considering Henry VIII almost certainly died of syphilis, someone didn't perform that duty too well.

Psst....they weren't Latex back then.

Not sure exactly what was used to sheath Henry's royal... er... sceptre... but less than 20 years after his death the linen model was getting rave reviews:

"Fallopio claimed to have performed an experimental trial of the linen sheath on 1100 men, and reported that none of them had contracted [syphilis]."

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...of_condoms

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I thought it was common knowledge here among the hardcore fans that Prince used to work as an usher in a movie theater? Hence his love for movies. He also mentions this in "The Good Life", even though in that song, he doesn´t really mention that he was working there to make money, but rather that he went there because it was his favorite spot. ( "Uptown in every movie show, you know where to find this brother, La Dolce Vita was the knob that turned me on, Marcello Mastroianni Italian mack, coming on strong..." paraphrasing a bit here, I may be wrong.)

This was also mentioned briefly when he went to the movies with his ex-wife and accidentally dropped a lot of popcorn on the floor and then told the ushers that he used to be an usher, too.

Doesn´t anyone remember that incident? I think that was one of the few mentions of Prince ever having a job that was not music related.

Never. Also, 'Let's Work' was originally called 'Get To Work'... fact!

SagsWay2low said:

Aerobics Instructor on Drag Race.

The Subway Sandwich dude that always seems to get your order wrong even as you point out what you want.

Aerobics instructor for America's Next Top Model

My boss just looked over my shoulder as this came up and thought it was funny !!! he knows I need my daily fix of P !!!

House Cleaning

I vaguely recall something about him making the bed so tight that he could bounce a quarter off of it. And making foil curtains?

well i dont know. but, if he ever needs a job i would suggest dry cleaning. i'd trust him with my dry cleaning. he seems like the sort of fellow who'd do a good job and wouldn't even try my clothes on in the process. dry cleaning.

NouveauDance said:

armpit said:

I'm gonna assume he has, before his career took off and he could hire people to do that shit for him.

Have you read Possessed or DMSR, he had people doing menial shit for him from the get go.

I read both, but yearssss ago. I don't remember either book saying that at all.

KoolEaze said:

I thought it was common knowledge here among the hardcore fans that Prince used to work as an usher in a movie theater? Hence his love for movies. He also mentions this in "The Good Life", even though in that song, he doesn´t really mention that he was working there to make money, but rather that he went there because it was his favorite spot. ( "Uptown in every movie show, you know where to find this brother, La Dolce Vita was the knob that turned me on, Marcello Mastroianni Italian mack, coming on strong..." paraphrasing a bit here, I may be wrong.)

This was also mentioned briefly when he went to the movies with his ex-wife and accidentally dropped a lot of popcorn on the floor and then told the ushers that he used to be an usher, too.

Doesn´t anyone remember that incident? I think that was one of the few mentions of Prince ever having a job that was not music related.

Hmmm, em em, naw I never heard of it. Sounds interesting though. To my knowledge, not mentioned in any of the biographies, but maybe some magazine articles or interviews? What's the source you got the info from?

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HatrinaHaterwitz said:

PlusSign said:

Considering Henry VIII almost certainly died of syphilis, someone didn't perform that duty too well.

Psst....they weren't Latex back then.

Oh that's not what I ment exactly. Henry VIII had a person who would masturbate him, so you know the King wouldn't have to do "manual" labor.