Dear prince

Eye no u reed theese forums, so i want 2 ask u y u do not cum to my city to play a concert?

y oh y wont u cum and play within 1mile of my house?

It's always the rest of the wurld.

It's so not fair, not fair at all.

If you dont play near me very soon i will throw a big hissy tantrum, and i will not listen to any of your bootlegs for 3 days.

TheDigitalGardener said:

Dear prince

Eye no u reed theese forums, so i want 2 ask u y u do not cum to my city to play a concert?

y oh y wont u cum and play within 1mile of my house?

It's always the rest of the wurld.

It's so not fair, not fair at all.

If you dont play near me very soon i will throw a big hissy tantrum, and i will not listen to any of your bootlegs for 3 days.

He doesn't like you. He thinks you're wack.

purplecam said:

TheDigitalGardener said:

Dear prince

Eye no u reed theese forums, so i want 2 ask u y u do not cum to my city to play a concert?

y oh y wont u cum and play within 1mile of my house?

It's always the rest of the wurld.

It's so not fair, not fair at all.

If you dont play near me very soon i will throw a big hissy tantrum, and i will not listen to any of your bootlegs for 3 days.

He doesn't like you. He thinks you're wack.

NO NO NO pleeeeezzzzz dont say that purplebam!!!

Everybody luvz me woz written 4 me you no.

TheDigitalGardener said:

Dear prince

Eye no u reed theese forums, so i want 2 ask u y u do not cum to my city to play a concert?

y oh y wont u cum and play within 1mile of my house?

It's always the rest of the wurld.

It's so not fair, not fair at all.

If you dont play near me very soon i will throw a big hissy tantrum, and i will not listen to any of your bootlegs for 3 days.

Maybe, just maybe he doesn't know where you live. Where are you dammit?!!??

Eye live in the garden.........the digital garden

^^

Sorry, that isn't enough for me. I want it near my house, at my favorite venue, for free, at the front row, playing the songs I dig, jamming with my other favorite musicians and throwing in a balad to me occasionally. Furthermore mention my name, so I look cool to my friends for knowing him.

And be invited for diner with him. So I can tell him what he should wear, play, do with his career, what kind of girlfriend/ wife and/or kids he should have.

dJJ said:

^^

Sorry, that isn't enough for me. I want it near my house, at my favorite venue, for free, at the front row, playing the songs I dig, jamming with my other favorite musicians and throwing in a balad to me occasionally. Furthermore mention my name, so I look cool to my friends for knowing him.

And be invited for diner with him. So I can tell him what he should wear, play, do with his career, what kind of girlfriend/ wife and/or kids he should have.

No eye'm sorry, that is just NOt enuff, i have know idea what more eye want, but it is more, much more than that.

Well, if you want his third thingy.....That one is locked.

So, no more candy for you

Amen

TheDigitalGardener said:

dJJ said:

^^

Sorry, that isn't enough for me. I want it near my house, at my favorite venue, for free, at the front row, playing the songs I dig, jamming with my other favorite musicians and throwing in a balad to me occasionally. Furthermore mention my name, so I look cool to my friends for knowing him.

And be invited for diner with him. So I can tell him what he should wear, play, do with his career, what kind of girlfriend/ wife and/or kids he should have.

No eye'm sorry, that is just NOt enuff, i have know idea what more eye want, but it is more, much more than that.

You'r right, I do want more. I want him to play the piano for me in private, so I can dance at his music.

And I actually also want him to pay my bills and invest his money so I can have a carefree life with no responsibilties.

U could always buy a tent and follow him, so that you could live where he playzzzzzzzz.

That's the way 2 show ur luv 4 our princeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

TheDigitalGardener said:

Dear prince

y oh y wont u cum and play

Oh my goodness, what's going on here?