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Thread started 01/17/11 11:01am

2freaky4church
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What if Prince was ugly?

I asked this question before, but that was a while ago and we get a lot of newbies lately for some reason. If Prince was a normal looking guy, even if he had a beer gut, glasses, zits, kinda dorky, would you still follow him as much as you do here? Remember, he is still a badass musician, singer, dancer, but he is oogly.

Specially you ladies. We know how you are..lol

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #1 posted 01/17/11 11:04am

Genesia

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If he looked that bad, he never would have become a star in the first place. Which means no one would have heard of him - no matter how well he sang or danced.

We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves.
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Reply #2 posted 01/17/11 11:06am

andykeen

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"My name is Prince, and I am tubby"


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Reply #3 posted 01/17/11 11:11am

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Genesia said:

If he looked that bad, he never would have become a star in the first place. Which means no one would have heard of him - no matter how well he sang or danced.

Never heard of:

Shane MacGowan

Lil Wayne

Gene Simmons

Thom Yorke

Roger Waters(Early)

Kid Rock

Steven Tyler

Ric Ocasek

It really doesn't matter how 'ugly' somebody is.

I think if P was 'ugly', then his music wouldn't be so sexual. WB would of had another plan for him.


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Reply #4 posted 01/17/11 11:14am

Genesia

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andykeen said:

Genesia said:

If he looked that bad, he never would have become a star in the first place. Which means no one would have heard of him - no matter how well he sang or danced.

Never heard of:

Shane MacGowan

Lil Wayne

Gene Simmons

Thom Yorke

Roger Waters(Early)

Kid Rock

Steven Tyler

Ric Ocasek

It really doesn't matter how 'ugly' somebody is.

I think if P was 'ugly', then his music wouldn't be so sexual. WB would of had another plan for him.

None of those people are a star of Prince's magnitude. He might have had a cult following, but no more than that.

We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves.
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Reply #5 posted 01/17/11 11:17am

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Genesia said:

andykeen said:

Never heard of:

Shane MacGowan

Lil Wayne

Gene Simmons

Thom Yorke

Roger Waters(Early)

Kid Rock

Steven Tyler

Ric Ocasek

It really doesn't matter how 'ugly' somebody is.

I think if P was 'ugly', then his music wouldn't be so sexual. WB would of had another plan for him.

None of those people are a star of Prince's magnitude. He might have had a cult following, but no more than that.

Im pretty sure Gene Simmons, Roger Waters, Steven tyler, are as big as Prince? Kiss and Pink Floyd are some of the biggest bands around.

Also kids would consider Lil Wayne to be best lil black dude ever!!


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Reply #6 posted 01/17/11 11:19am

irinact

If some ugly is talented as Prince is, or charming, then he won't have any problem in swiping ladies off their feet.

Good looks in this case is nothing. What matters to most of women is:

1. Charm/Talent/ Intelligence

2.Their Bank Account

The most of ugly but wealthy people have the most beautiful women in this planet and more women are waiting in lane.

Prince is too good for all that, if he lacks in pretty and money department he still have a lots to offer to his lady.

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Reply #7 posted 01/17/11 11:24am

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andykeen said:

Genesia said:

None of those people are a star of Prince's magnitude. He might have had a cult following, but no more than that.

Im pretty sure Gene Simmons, Roger Waters, Steven tyler, are as big as Prince? Kiss and Pink Floyd are some of the biggest bands around.

Also kids would consider Lil Wayne to be best lil black dude ever!!

I repeat - none of them are a star on Prince's level. Period.

We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves.
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Reply #8 posted 01/17/11 11:24am

irinact

Genesia said:

If he looked that bad, he never would have become a star in the first place. Which means no one would have heard of him - no matter how well he sang or danced.

WRONG!

Look at the heartthrob and womanizer legendary singer James Brown. Women were dropping their panties off for him.

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Reply #9 posted 01/17/11 11:27am

Spinlight

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Genesia said:

andykeen said:

Never heard of:

Shane MacGowan

Lil Wayne

Gene Simmons

Thom Yorke

Roger Waters(Early)

Kid Rock

Steven Tyler

Ric Ocasek

It really doesn't matter how 'ugly' somebody is.

I think if P was 'ugly', then his music wouldn't be so sexual. WB would of had another plan for him.

None of those people are a star of Prince's magnitude. He might have had a cult following, but no more than that.

I dare say Aerosmith and Pink Floyd are MORE popular than Prince, actually. And I would not consider Radiohead, Kid Rock, or Lil Wayne to have cult followings, lol. Those are some pretty famous people.

Edit: Also, can't forget ALL of the Rolling Stones! And Ringo Starr!

[Edited 1/17/11 11:30am]

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Reply #10 posted 01/17/11 11:28am

QuasarOfRock

He would most likely have gotten more respect from rock critics back in the day (and heterosexual males).

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Reply #11 posted 01/17/11 11:30am

QuasarOfRock

'Under the Cherry Moon' would never have been made.

Honestly, though, a lot of the general public would say he's ugly.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and he's far from what's considered typically handsome or sexy.

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Reply #12 posted 01/17/11 12:23pm

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QuasarOfRock said:

Honestly, though, a lot of the general public would say he's ugly.

I respectfully disagree.

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Reply #13 posted 01/17/11 12:23pm

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2freaky4church1 said:

I asked this question before, but that was a while ago and we get a lot of newbies lately for some reason. If Prince was a normal looking guy, even if he had a beer gut, glasses, zits, kinda dorky, would you still follow him as much as you do here? Remember, he is still a badass musician, singer, dancer, but he is oogly.

Specially you ladies. We know how you are..lol

I think that personality can make a not-so-attractive man more attractive.

So if he was still oozing sex, rock-n-roll and giving those naughty looks (you know the ones!),

then I think I would still be a fan.

But - then again - I don't think Prince has the physical characteristics that I think

are attractive anyways. It's always been his guitar playing, great lyrics, and

on-stage persona that does for me.

Oddly enough I'm also attracted to dorky guys with glasses and zits can be cleared up - just ask Jessica Simpson, Justin Beiber, and Katy Perry in all those ProActive commercials. I also currently have it bad for a guy who has a beer belly. Not that I think a gut is attractive, but the guy that goes with it can make up for it.

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Reply #14 posted 01/17/11 12:41pm

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Militant said:

QuasarOfRock said:

Honestly, though, a lot of the general public would say he's ugly.

I respectfully disagree.

Believe it or not, most of the people on Earth do not like Prince at all. That means at least hundreds of millions, possibly billions of people. Even if a small percentage of those people think he's ugly, that's a lot of people!

Sorry Militant, The QuasarOfRock is right.

smile

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Reply #15 posted 01/17/11 1:06pm

vitriol

As a straight male I'm far from being the most qualified person to rate male beauty but I honestly think he is horrendous.

It's just that there are 2 types of female Prince fans:

-Those who think they like Prince physically because they like his music

-Those who think they like Prince's music because (unexplainably) they like him physically

I think I only know of 4 females in the whole internet who escape those 2 models.

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Reply #16 posted 01/17/11 1:14pm

PoppyBros

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He's not attractive to me.

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Reply #17 posted 01/17/11 1:18pm

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andykeen said:

Genesia said:

If he looked that bad, he never would have become a star in the first place. Which means no one would have heard of him - no matter how well he sang or danced.

Never heard of:

Shane MacGowan

Lil Wayne

Gene Simmons

Thom Yorke

Roger Waters(Early)

Kid Rock

Steven Tyler

Ric Ocasek

It really doesn't matter how 'ugly' somebody is.

I think if P was 'ugly', then his music wouldn't be so sexual. WB would of had another plan for him.

eek

bitchfight I'll have you know...STEVEN TYLER...IS...ok maybe WAS...SEXY!!!!

I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.
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Reply #18 posted 01/17/11 1:21pm

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Genesia said:

andykeen said:

Never heard of:

Shane MacGowan

Lil Wayne

Gene Simmons

Thom Yorke

Roger Waters(Early)

Kid Rock

Steven Tyler

Ric Ocasek

It really doesn't matter how 'ugly' somebody is.

I think if P was 'ugly', then his music wouldn't be so sexual. WB would of had another plan for him.

None of those people are a star of Prince's magnitude. He might have had a cult following, but no more than that.

eek

bitchfight

I'll have you know...STEVEN TYLER...IS A STAR...bigger than Prince's magnitude...AND...he SCREAMS better, too!! hmph!

I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.
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Reply #19 posted 01/17/11 1:22pm

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HatrinaHaterwitz said:

andykeen said:

Never heard of:

Shane MacGowan

Lil Wayne

Gene Simmons

Thom Yorke

Roger Waters(Early)

Kid Rock

Steven Tyler

Ric Ocasek

It really doesn't matter how 'ugly' somebody is.

I think if P was 'ugly', then his music wouldn't be so sexual. WB would of had another plan for him.

eek

bitchfight I'll have you know...STEVEN TYLER...IS...ok maybe WAS...SEXY!!!!


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Reply #20 posted 01/17/11 1:26pm

Spinlight

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Steven Tyler is ghastly-looking.

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Reply #21 posted 01/17/11 1:32pm

HatrinaHaterwi
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andykeen said:

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

eek

bitchfight I'll have you know...STEVEN TYLER...IS...ok maybe WAS...SEXY!!!!

Get bent! talk to the hand

I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.
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Reply #22 posted 01/17/11 1:32pm

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Spinlight said:

Steven Tyler is ghastly-looking.

You can get bent, too! lol

I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.
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Reply #23 posted 01/17/11 2:22pm

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2freaky4church1 said:

I asked this question before, but that was a while ago and we get a lot of newbies lately for some reason. If Prince was a normal looking guy, even if he had a beer gut, glasses, zits, kinda dorky, would you still follow him as much as you do here? Remember, he is still a badass musician, singer, dancer, but he is oogly.

Specially you ladies. We know how you are..lol

what if Prince looked like MJ?

"Its flier to B hungry than fat"
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Reply #24 posted 01/17/11 2:30pm

JoeTyler

We all know that his face is too long and his teeth are dreadful. Other than that, he's a reasonably handsome guy, specially with the right hair and the right angle/makeup/light. Trimmed moustache and fixed eyebrows also helped.

I still think that his best feature are, by far, the eyes.

He's in my list of "Weird Male Beauties", anyway...(Jagger, Bowie, Paul Stanley, Michael Jackson, etc.)...

tinkerbell
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Reply #25 posted 01/17/11 2:35pm

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susan boyle...

yoda i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol prince guitar wacky nutty I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed. lol eek drooling no one tops prince in concert!
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Reply #26 posted 01/17/11 2:38pm

JoeTyler

purplemookiebut said:

susan boyle...

oh yeah, that one, only women bought her album LOL

tinkerbell
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Reply #27 posted 01/17/11 2:39pm

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lotusboy said:

2freaky4church1 said:

I asked this question before, but that was a while ago and we get a lot of newbies lately for some reason. If Prince was a normal looking guy, even if he had a beer gut, glasses, zits, kinda dorky, would you still follow him as much as you do here? Remember, he is still a badass musician, singer, dancer, but he is oogly.

Specially you ladies. We know how you are..lol

what if Prince looked like MJ?

Do you mention Mike in every one of your posts? lol

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Reply #28 posted 01/17/11 2:40pm

QuasarOfRock

Militant said:

QuasarOfRock said:

Honestly, though, a lot of the general public would say he's ugly.

I respectfully disagree.

I just mean by the sort of hollywood leading man standards that apparently the ideal.

I'm certainly not calling him ugly, but I have heard the word used when describing him.

To Jane Q. Public, he's just not George Clooney or Brad Pitt.

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Reply #29 posted 01/17/11 2:55pm

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Phil Collins, Elton John shrug

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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