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"If Prince Was Your Girlfriend" this has probably been posted before, but I just had 2 share this, makes me laugh like crazy.
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YOU: Hey baby. Why you keep leaving the light on in the bathroom? I told you not to do that, it wastes electricity.
PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>
YOU: I mean all the fossil fuels on the earth are going to be gone by 2050 and shit, and you're leaving the bathroom light on for no reason. Turn it off when you leave the room, OK? Not hard.
PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>
YOU: Look baby, I'm becoming concerned about the lack of communication in our relationship.
PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>
YOU: All you seem to do is smirk smugly and stare straight ahead.
PRINCE: If you bought a coat, a beautiful fur coat, and you began to feel that whenever you put that coat on you were wearing the coat of the devil, would you still wear that coat, even though it was a beautiful coat?
YOU: What the fuck are you talking about?
PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>
YOU: Look, I'm tired of your shit baby. You're rude, pompous, defensive, arrogant. You don't seem to care about our relationship at all.
PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>
YOU: What do you want me to do?
PRINCE: Go get me a peanut butter and jelly sammich.
YOU: Fuck that! What do you want to do about our relationship?
PRINCE: Sounds to me like that's your problem, not mine.
YOU: Huh?
PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>
YOU: Alright, this is an ultimatum, baby. You tell me right now what you think we should do as regards our relationship. If you just smirk smugly and stare straight ahead, I'm leaving your ass right now. OK? So, tell me: what do you think we should do?
PRINCE: I don't know. What do you think Jesus would do in this situation?
YOU: What the FUCK are you TALKING ABOUT?
PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead> | |
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I can definitely imagine this scenario. | |
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Hahahahah  "I never wanted to be your weekend lover..." | |
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U should also add 2 that,then gets the crap smacked outta him! | |
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WOW this was actually really funny..I laughed out loud Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U. | |
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IDK, I didn't laugh...wasn't really all that funny. Though I'm sure it was meant to be, just didn't really catch it. But whatever..I was hoping for something funny though. Prince is GORGEOUS. I'm inspired. GOD is GREAT. Is there anything else to say? lol | |
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Is it weird that I get exactly what's being said here?
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if i was with prince i would let him do whatever he wants! i would not yell at him if he left the bathroom light on.....geeze no wonder he smirks and looks straight ahead! didnt really think it was funny Don't need no reefer, don't need cocaine
Purple music does the same 2 my brain And I'm high, so high | |
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I get it, it was semi-funny to me. Who wrote that???? I could see him saying or doing things like that. Good try. | |
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nope, I get it too | |
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Haha, where did you find that? You mean you're gonna actually hear what we play tonight? You're not gonna make up the notes in your mind? |
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Prince_%28artist%29 | |
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I didn't laugh either. But this picture cracked me up:
[img:$uid]http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/11/PRINCE%20EATING%20SOUP.jpg[/img:$uid]
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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