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littleredcorve
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"If Prince Was Your Girlfriend"

this has probably been posted before, but I just had 2 share this, makes me laugh like crazy. lol

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YOU: Hey baby. Why you keep leaving the light on in the bathroom? I told you not to do that, it wastes electricity.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: I mean all the fossil fuels on the earth are going to be gone by 2050 and shit, and you're leaving the bathroom light on for no reason. Turn it off when you leave the room, OK? Not hard.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Look baby, I'm becoming concerned about the lack of communication in our relationship.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: All you seem to do is smirk smugly and stare straight ahead.

PRINCE: If you bought a coat, a beautiful fur coat, and you began to feel that whenever you put that coat on you were wearing the coat of the devil, would you still wear that coat, even though it was a beautiful coat?

YOU: What the fuck are you talking about?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Look, I'm tired of your shit baby. You're rude, pompous, defensive, arrogant. You don't seem to care about our relationship at all.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: What do you want me to do?

PRINCE: Go get me a peanut butter and jelly sammich.

YOU: Fuck that! What do you want to do about our relationship?

PRINCE: Sounds to me like that's your problem, not mine.

YOU: Huh?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Alright, this is an ultimatum, baby. You tell me right now what you think we should do as regards our relationship. If you just smirk smugly and stare straight ahead, I'm leaving your ass right now. OK? So, tell me: what do you think we should do?

PRINCE: I don't know. What do you think Jesus would do in this situation?

YOU: What the FUCK are you TALKING ABOUT?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

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Reply #1 posted 12/23/10 11:09am

amberella

littleredcorvette said:

this has probably been posted before, but I just had 2 share this, makes me laugh like crazy. lol

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YOU: Hey baby. Why you keep leaving the light on in the bathroom? I told you not to do that, it wastes electricity.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: I mean all the fossil fuels on the earth are going to be gone by 2050 and shit, and you're leaving the bathroom light on for no reason. Turn it off when you leave the room, OK? Not hard.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Look baby, I'm becoming concerned about the lack of communication in our relationship.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: All you seem to do is smirk smugly and stare straight ahead.

PRINCE: If you bought a coat, a beautiful fur coat, and you began to feel that whenever you put that coat on you were wearing the coat of the devil, would you still wear that coat, even though it was a beautiful coat?

YOU: What the fuck are you talking about?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Look, I'm tired of your shit baby. You're rude, pompous, defensive, arrogant. You don't seem to care about our relationship at all.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: What do you want me to do?

PRINCE: Go get me a peanut butter and jelly sammich.

YOU: Fuck that! What do you want to do about our relationship?

PRINCE: Sounds to me like that's your problem, not mine.

YOU: Huh?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Alright, this is an ultimatum, baby. You tell me right now what you think we should do as regards our relationship. If you just smirk smugly and stare straight ahead, I'm leaving your ass right now. OK? So, tell me: what do you think we should do?

PRINCE: I don't know. What do you think Jesus would do in this situation?

YOU: What the FUCK are you TALKING ABOUT?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

I can definitely imagine this scenario. lol

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Reply #2 posted 12/23/10 11:16am

HisProtege

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Hahahahah lol
"I never wanted to be your weekend lover..."
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Reply #3 posted 12/23/10 11:34am

rbrpm

U should also add 2 that,then gets the crap smacked outta him!lol

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Reply #4 posted 12/23/10 4:24pm

Rinluv

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littleredcorvette said:

this has probably been posted before, but I just had 2 share this, makes me laugh like crazy. lol

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YOU: Hey baby. Why you keep leaving the light on in the bathroom? I told you not to do that, it wastes electricity.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: I mean all the fossil fuels on the earth are going to be gone by 2050 and shit, and you're leaving the bathroom light on for no reason. Turn it off when you leave the room, OK? Not hard.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Look baby, I'm becoming concerned about the lack of communication in our relationship.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: All you seem to do is smirk smugly and stare straight ahead.

PRINCE: If you bought a coat, a beautiful fur coat, and you began to feel that whenever you put that coat on you were wearing the coat of the devil, would you still wear that coat, even though it was a beautiful coat?

YOU: What the fuck are you talking about?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Look, I'm tired of your shit baby. You're rude, pompous, defensive, arrogant. You don't seem to care about our relationship at all.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: What do you want me to do?

PRINCE: Go get me a peanut butter and jelly sammich.

YOU: Fuck that! What do you want to do about our relationship?

PRINCE: Sounds to me like that's your problem, not mine.

YOU: Huh?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Alright, this is an ultimatum, baby. You tell me right now what you think we should do as regards our relationship. If you just smirk smugly and stare straight ahead, I'm leaving your ass right now. OK? So, tell me: what do you think we should do?

PRINCE: I don't know. What do you think Jesus would do in this situation?

YOU: What the FUCK are you TALKING ABOUT?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

WOW this was actually really funny..I laughed out loud lol

Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U.
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Reply #5 posted 12/23/10 7:56pm

DaphneLovesPR1
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IDK, I didn't laugh...wasn't really all that funny. Though I'm sure it was meant to be, just didn't really catch it. But whatever..I was hoping for something funny though.

Prince is GORGEOUS. I'm inspired. GOD is GREAT. Is there anything else to say? lol
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Reply #6 posted 12/23/10 8:43pm

smoothcriminal
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Is it weird that I get exactly what's being said here? lol

littleredcorvette said:

PRINCE: If you bought a coat, a beautiful fur coat, and you began to feel that whenever you put that coat on you were wearing the coat of the devil, would you still wear that coat, even though it was a beautiful coat?
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Reply #7 posted 12/23/10 8:48pm

purplerain14

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if i was with prince i would let him do whatever he wants! i would not yell at him if he left the bathroom light on.....geeze no wonder he smirks and looks straight ahead!

didnt really think it was funny confused

Don't need no reefer, don't need cocaine
Purple music does the same 2 my brain
And I'm high, so high
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Reply #8 posted 12/23/10 10:45pm

mjpurpleforeve
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I get it, it was semi-funny to me. Who wrote that???? I could see him saying or doing things like that. Good try.

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Reply #9 posted 12/24/10 1:19am

littleredcorve
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smoothcriminal12 said:

Is it weird that I get exactly what's being said here? lol

littleredcorvette said:

PRINCE: If you bought a coat, a beautiful fur coat, and you began to feel that whenever you put that coat on you were wearing the coat of the devil, would you still wear that coat, even though it was a beautiful coat?

nope, I get it too lol

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Reply #10 posted 12/24/10 10:33am

mblevels

Haha, where did you find that? lol

You mean you're gonna actually hear what we play tonight? You're not gonna make up the notes in your mind?
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Reply #11 posted 12/24/10 11:28am

littleredcorve
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mblevels said:

Haha, where did you find that? lol

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Prince_%28artist%29 wink

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Reply #12 posted 12/24/10 10:26pm

IamFunkay7

littleredcorvette said:

this has probably been posted before, but I just had 2 share this, makes me laugh like crazy. lol

______________________

YOU: Hey baby. Why you keep leaving the light on in the bathroom? I told you not to do that, it wastes electricity.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: I mean all the fossil fuels on the earth are going to be gone by 2050 and shit, and you're leaving the bathroom light on for no reason. Turn it off when you leave the room, OK? Not hard.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Look baby, I'm becoming concerned about the lack of communication in our relationship.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: All you seem to do is smirk smugly and stare straight ahead.

PRINCE: If you bought a coat, a beautiful fur coat, and you began to feel that whenever you put that coat on you were wearing the coat of the devil, would you still wear that coat, even though it was a beautiful coat?

YOU: What the fuck are you talking about?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Look, I'm tired of your shit baby. You're rude, pompous, defensive, arrogant. You don't seem to care about our relationship at all.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: What do you want me to do?

PRINCE: Go get me a peanut butter and jelly sammich.

YOU: Fuck that! What do you want to do about our relationship?

PRINCE: Sounds to me like that's your problem, not mine.

YOU: Huh?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Alright, this is an ultimatum, baby. You tell me right now what you think we should do as regards our relationship. If you just smirk smugly and stare straight ahead, I'm leaving your ass right now. OK? So, tell me: what do you think we should do?

PRINCE: I don't know. What do you think Jesus would do in this situation?

YOU: What the FUCK are you TALKING ABOUT?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

lol

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Reply #13 posted 12/25/10 2:36am

littleredcorve
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IamFunkay7 said:

littleredcorvette said:

this has probably been posted before, but I just had 2 share this, makes me laugh like crazy. lol

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YOU: Hey baby. Why you keep leaving the light on in the bathroom? I told you not to do that, it wastes electricity.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: I mean all the fossil fuels on the earth are going to be gone by 2050 and shit, and you're leaving the bathroom light on for no reason. Turn it off when you leave the room, OK? Not hard.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Look baby, I'm becoming concerned about the lack of communication in our relationship.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: All you seem to do is smirk smugly and stare straight ahead.

PRINCE: If you bought a coat, a beautiful fur coat, and you began to feel that whenever you put that coat on you were wearing the coat of the devil, would you still wear that coat, even though it was a beautiful coat?

YOU: What the fuck are you talking about?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Look, I'm tired of your shit baby. You're rude, pompous, defensive, arrogant. You don't seem to care about our relationship at all.

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: What do you want me to do?

PRINCE: Go get me a peanut butter and jelly sammich.

YOU: Fuck that! What do you want to do about our relationship?

PRINCE: Sounds to me like that's your problem, not mine.

YOU: Huh?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

YOU: Alright, this is an ultimatum, baby. You tell me right now what you think we should do as regards our relationship. If you just smirk smugly and stare straight ahead, I'm leaving your ass right now. OK? So, tell me: what do you think we should do?

PRINCE: I don't know. What do you think Jesus would do in this situation?

YOU: What the FUCK are you TALKING ABOUT?

PRINCE: <smirks smugly and stares straight ahead>

lol

falloff duh

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Reply #14 posted 12/25/10 6:20am

psychodelicide

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DaphneLovesPR1NCE said:

IDK, I didn't laugh...wasn't really all that funny. Though I'm sure it was meant to be, just didn't really catch it. But whatever..I was hoping for something funny though.

I didn't laugh either. But this picture cracked me up:

[img:$uid]http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/11/PRINCE%20EATING%20SOUP.jpg[/img:$uid]

lol I can hear Prince saying to his woman, "Yo, where are the oyster crackers 4 my soup? A brother can't eat soup without them!"

RIP, Prince. A legend has left us, and you will be forever missed. cry

"She probably found her vagina". lol
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