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Thread started 12/09/10 12:34am

Spanky

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Is Prince the 2nd Coming of Christ?

He has the disciples: Us and his bandmates past and present.

He has a strong ego: Ask anyone who has worked with him

He has performed miracles: Carmen Electra is a star despite having no discernible talent.

He is delusional: He thought Briana was Sade. She was not.

He has died and come back: Graffiti Bridge happened and he still has a career.

He was tempted by the devil and resisted: WB offered him $100 Million and he refused and went off on his own. Oh wait, scratch that, he took the 100 million, waited til the check cleared and then went off on his own. Does that count?

Why else?

I wish u heaven
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Reply #1 posted 12/09/10 12:43am

alphastreet

people like you are the reason I love the org smile

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Reply #2 posted 12/09/10 12:46am

purplemookiebu
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i dont wear a cross i wear a prince symbol..........

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yoda i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol prince guitar wacky nutty I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed. lol eek drooling no one tops prince in concert!
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Reply #3 posted 12/09/10 12:47am

Neli

Who the hell is Briana?

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Reply #4 posted 12/09/10 12:48am

CocoRock

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Reply #5 posted 12/09/10 1:08am

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Oh Lawd! "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do..." lol

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #6 posted 12/09/10 1:34am

alphastreet

thou shall cook you breakfast

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Reply #7 posted 12/09/10 1:51am

TheDigitalGard
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I need a wank.

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Reply #8 posted 12/09/10 1:57am

zaza

No, but Chuck Norris is.
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Reply #9 posted 12/09/10 1:58am

zaza

TheDigitalGardener said:

I need a wank.



www.pornhub.com wink lol
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Reply #10 posted 12/09/10 2:04am

Nikademus

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Spanky said:

He has the disciples: Us and his bandmates past and present.

He has a strong ego: Ask anyone who has worked with him

He has performed miracles: Carmen Electra is a star despite having no discernible talent.

He is delusional: He thought Briana was Sade. She was not.

He has died and come back: Graffiti Bridge happened and he still has a career.

He was tempted by the devil and resisted: WB offered him $100 Million and he refused and went off on his own. Oh wait, scratch that, he took the 100 million, waited til the check cleared and then went off on his own. Does that count?

Why else?

[img:$uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/nik_and_neko/Forum%20Spam/facepalms.jpg[/img:$uid]

Facebook, I haz it - https://www.facebook.com/Nikster1969

Yer booteh maeks meh moodeh

Differing opinions do not equal "hate"
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Reply #11 posted 12/09/10 2:14am

IamFunkay7

falloff falloff falloff

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Reply #12 posted 12/09/10 2:24am

Piiijiii

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Y E S:

Dandruff is the first sign of madness.
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Reply #13 posted 12/09/10 2:39am

IamFunkay7

what do you think??

[Edited 12/9/10 3:11am]

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Reply #14 posted 12/09/10 2:49am

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Spanky said:

He has the disciples: Us and his bandmates past and present.

He has a strong ego: Ask anyone who has worked with him

He has performed miracles: Carmen Electra is a star despite having no discernible talent.

He is delusional: He thought Briana was Sade. She was not.

He has died and come back: Graffiti Bridge happened and he still has a career.

He was tempted by the devil and resisted: WB offered him $100 Million and he refused and went off on his own. Oh wait, scratch that, he took the 100 million, waited til the check cleared and then went off on his own. Does that count?

Why else?

biggrin Funny....

Aka Mister T at moquake.com
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Reply #15 posted 12/09/10 3:43am

LORILA

Spanky said:

He has the disciples: Us and his bandmates past and present.

He has a strong ego: Ask anyone who has worked with him

He has performed miracles: Carmen Electra is a star despite having no discernible talent.

He is delusional: He thought Briana was Sade. She was not.

He has died and come back: Graffiti Bridge happened and he still has a career.

He was tempted by the devil and resisted: WB offered him $100 Million and he refused and went off on his own. Oh wait, scratch that, he took the 100 million, waited til the check cleared and then went off on his own. Does that count?

Why else?

someone says to me goat,

i love doats

animals are holy

should i activate ma flaps.

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Reply #16 posted 12/09/10 3:56am

zaza

LORILA said:



Spanky said:


He has the disciples: Us and his bandmates past and present.


He has a strong ego: Ask anyone who has worked with him


He has performed miracles: Carmen Electra is a star despite having no discernible talent.


He is delusional: He thought Briana was Sade. She was not.


He has died and come back: Graffiti Bridge happened and he still has a career.


He was tempted by the devil and resisted: WB offered him $100 Million and he refused and went off on his own. Oh wait, scratch that, he took the 100 million, waited til the check cleared and then went off on his own. Does that count?




Why else?



someone says to me goat,


i love doats


animals are holy


should i activate ma flaps.




I pee fire
Suck me, it's my desire
Mushrooms are floating now
I don't know how
Danke schon
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Reply #17 posted 12/09/10 5:02am

mikeyaddict

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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy...
Comin str8 outta Preston...
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Reply #18 posted 12/09/10 5:04am

TheSacrificeOf
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What it is?!?!
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Reply #19 posted 12/09/10 5:08am

NouveauDance

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mikeyaddict said:

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy...

lol Oh man, I haven't seen that in years!

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Reply #20 posted 12/09/10 11:36am

rudedog

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Threads like this make me miss HQ.

"The voter is less important than the man who provides money to the candidate," - Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens
Rudedog no no no!
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Reply #21 posted 12/09/10 2:08pm

rbrpm

"SMACK!" "SNAP OUT OF IT!" geez!rolleyes eek

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Reply #22 posted 12/09/10 2:32pm

vainandy

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Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #23 posted 12/09/10 3:32pm

JoeTyler

Omg, can you smell the huge pussy of this attention whore??

and they say my threads are freakouts...

tinkerbell
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Reply #24 posted 12/09/10 3:42pm

JustErin

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Gross.

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Reply #25 posted 12/09/10 4:29pm

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Spanky said:

He has the disciples: Us and his bandmates past and present.

He has a strong ego: Ask anyone who has worked with him

He has performed miracles: Carmen Electra is a star despite having no discernible talent.

He is delusional: He thought Briana was Sade. She was not.

He has died and come back: Graffiti Bridge happened and he still has a career.

He was tempted by the devil and resisted: WB offered him $100 Million and he refused and went off on his own. Oh wait, scratch that, he took the 100 million, waited til the check cleared and then went off on his own. Does that count?

Why else?

This is actually really hilarious! Well done. You know your Prince lore too. For a second I thought this was another craaaazzzzeeeee.

and you know your Jesus lore.

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Reply #26 posted 12/09/10 4:45pm

kimrachell

faint

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Reply #27 posted 12/09/10 6:12pm

ShadeoViolet

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Greatest thread title of all time?

Falling leaves will appear to them.. Like slow-motion rain..
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Reply #28 posted 12/09/10 8:52pm

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RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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