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Thread started 12/03/10 8:41am

kidadam

Prince FACTS

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/6bfec8887d/prince-facts

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Reply #1 posted 12/03/10 9:26am

mplsmike

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I usualy dont respond to stuff like this, but some are pretty funny

lol Prince is often seen riding a motorcycle. This is because his balls don't fit inside a regular car

lol Prince can tie a cherry stem in a knot. With his dick.

spit When Prince walks into an office building, janitors have to put down wet floor signs around the women.

falloff If you listen closely you'll see that every Prince song references sex with your mother.

[Edited 12/3/10 9:27am]

Love Life,
Love God,
And Only Do Drugs You Need
smoker

... wave
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Reply #2 posted 12/03/10 2:23pm

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wish i could watch this

yoda i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol prince guitar wacky nutty I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed. lol eek drooling no one tops prince in concert!
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Reply #3 posted 12/03/10 2:57pm

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falloff falloff falloff This is some funny shit!!!

1/ Eskimos have 75 words for snow but they only have one for orgasm= Prince!

10/ Doctors prescribe Princes' 1999 album as a cure for Feminine Dryness!

15/ IT'S NOT GAY WHEN PRINCE HAS SEX WITH A MAN BECAUSE HE'S JUST SHOWING HIM HOW

TO DO IT!

Check out the Dave Chappelle= Prince Plays Basketball skit!!!!!!!!!!!

Prince once tried 2 change his name 2 a symbol so that ur'e mother couldn't find him in the phonebook!
Peace & Be Wild!
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Reply #4 posted 12/03/10 3:14pm

shiloh66

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falloff I love it!

And try this link if the first one doesn't work: http://www.funnyordie.com...ince-facts

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Reply #5 posted 12/03/10 3:16pm

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if u search prince facts on the site it will come up. lol stuff!!

hah! When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed. lol eek drooling that should go in my sig!

yoda i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol prince guitar wacky nutty I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed. lol eek drooling no one tops prince in concert!
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Reply #6 posted 12/03/10 3:29pm

Chiquetet

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mplsmike said:

spit When Prince walks into an office building, janitors have to put down wet floor signs around the women.

Love this one! biggrin

Also, I like how they finally put to rest that controversial topic:

30. Prince is neither black nor white. We are all just shades of Prince.

Thanks Purplemookiebut - I got the same message you did and nearly gave up before I saw your post...so glad I didn't razz

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Reply #7 posted 12/03/10 3:44pm

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Chiquetet said:


Thanks Purplemookiebut - I got the same message you did and nearly gave up before I saw your post...so glad I didn't razz

your welcome..i'm glad i thought of that!!

yoda i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol prince guitar wacky nutty I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed. lol eek drooling no one tops prince in concert!
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Reply #8 posted 12/04/10 10:21pm

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WTF

7. Thunderstorms are caused when Prince makes a woman cum

12. Officially condomas are made in the following sizes, regular, magnum, actual hefty bag,

prince size.

13. If you haven't had sex with Prince yet, don't worry it will happen

20. Prince's penis has its own penis and its bigger than yours.

Who wrote this stuff, its hilarious

So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time
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Reply #9 posted 12/04/10 10:38pm

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9. Food tastes better after you blow Prince.

19. When Prince walks into an office building janitors have to put down wet floor signs around the women.


31. Champagne tastes just like Prince's sperm. Because it is.

36.If you look closely at the veins on Prince's penis, you will see a line drawing of the Mona Lisa.

yoda i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol prince guitar wacky nutty I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed. lol eek drooling no one tops prince in concert!
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Reply #10 posted 12/04/10 11:27pm

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34. If you pick up the phone and say "Prince" the pentagon will dispatch a helicopter full of sexy black women to your location.

35. If you get lost in the wilderness, you can use one of Prince's condoms as a tent

26. If you are bitten by Prince, you will live forever and your penis will increase in diameter

So my guess, is they think Prince is an oversexed vampire with 22lb genitals.

So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time
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Reply #11 posted 12/04/10 11:40pm

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I clicked on this thinking it was serious...then when I started reading it, I was like eek I just had to read these out loud to the folks that were with me. We were all laughing so hard, good thing the person that wrote this seems to think of Prince in a positive, sexual light. lol

Prince is GORGEOUS. I'm inspired. GOD is GREAT. Is there anything else to say? lol
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Reply #12 posted 12/04/10 11:54pm

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Has anyone checked out "Prince plays Basketball" & The Prince Car Alarm System?

Seriously check 'em out & post back what u's think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prince once tried 2 change his name 2 a symbol so that ur'e mother couldn't find him in the phonebook!
Peace & Be Wild!
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Reply #13 posted 12/05/10 12:01pm

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2. When a young girl listens to an entire Prince album, she's not a virgin anymore. lol lol


7. Thunderstorms are caused when Prince makes a woman cum. falloff

10. Doctors prescribe Prince's 1999 album as a cure for feminine dryness. confused lol biggrin

19. When Prince walks into an office building janitors have to put down wet floor signs around the women. spit spit spit omg that was brilliant lol lol

22. Prince once tried changing his name to that symbol so that your mother couldn't find him in the phone book. falloff falloff falloff falloff

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Reply #14 posted 12/05/10 1:27pm

Rivy

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Reply #15 posted 12/05/10 2:20pm

Nothinbutjoy

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lol

Some funny, some not so much.

rose

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #16 posted 12/05/10 3:30pm

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Huggiebear said:

34. If you pick up the phone and say "Prince" the pentagon will dispatch a helicopter full of sexy black women to your location.

35. If you get lost in the wilderness, you can use one of Prince's condoms as a tent

26. If you are bitten by Prince, you will live forever and your penis will increase in diameter

So my guess, is they think Prince is an oversexed vampire with 22lb genitals.

Apprently!

35. Garlic and crosses have no effect on Prince. But a full bush will ward him off.

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Reply #17 posted 12/05/10 4:33pm

babynoz

27. What's that behind you? Shhh, it's Prince.

That actually happened to me, lol

Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise.
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Reply #18 posted 12/05/10 4:46pm

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babynoz said:

27. What's that behind you? Shhh, it's Prince.

That actually happened to me, lol

care to explain that in detail? lol

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Reply #19 posted 12/05/10 4:59pm

babynoz

PurpleDiamond2009 said:

babynoz said:

27. What's that behind you? Shhh, it's Prince.

That actually happened to me, lol

care to explain that in detail? lol

There's been a couple of threads about it before. It was at the soundcheck in Vegas. Myself, Vendetta and two other orgers were standing right in front of his guitar rig and he snuck up on us...lol that's how I met him.

Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise.
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Reply #20 posted 12/05/10 8:29pm

alexnvrmnd777

By now we know all about Chuck Norris. Here are some little known facts about the legendary Prince....


1. Eskimos have 75 words for snow but they only have one word for orgasm: Prince.

2. When a young girl listens to an entire Prince album, she's not a virgin anymore.

3. Women must undergo a rigorous stretching regimen before even attempting sex with Prince.


4. Prince is often seen riding a motorcycle. This is because his balls don't fit inside a regular car.

5. Listening to any Prince album backwards will result in Priapism.


6. Prince can tie a cherry stem in a knot. With his dick.

7. Thunderstorms are caused when Prince makes a woman cum.


8. All of the hair on Prince's body is pubes. Illustrious, silken pubes.

9. Food tastes better after you blow Prince.


10. Doctors prescribe Prince's 1999 album as a cure for feminine dryness.



11. www.Prince.com is the world's most successful adult website for women.


12. Officially, condoms are made in the following sizes; regular, magnum, actual hefty bags and Prince size.

13. If you haven't had sex with Prince yet, don't worry. it will happen.


14. Women can't write emails to Prince unless they have a waterproof keyboard.

15. Its not gay when Prince has sex with a man because he's just showing him the right way to do it.


16. When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed.

17. Clubs and restaurants across Minnesota have installed ramps to accommodate the wheelbarrow boy who carries Prince's testicles for him.


18. Don't be upset if your girlfriend has sex with Prince. She had no choice.

19. When Prince walks into an office building janitors have to put down wet floor signs around the women.


20. In some cultures women are considered virgins until they have sex with Prince.



21. Prince's penis has its own penis. And its bigger than yours.


22. Prince once tried changing his name to that symbol so that your mother couldn't find him in the phone book.

23. Cut him open and you will find that Prince's blood is Godiva Chocolate Liquor.


24. There are always more fish in the sea. But good luck finding a hot girl he hasn't fucked.

25. Prince sometimes has sex with pregnant women to loosen them up before labor.


26. If you are bitten by Prince, you will live forever and your penis will increase in diameter.

27. What's that behind you??? Shhhhhh, it's prince.


28. Purple Rain is the opposite of birth control.

29. Prince doesn't eat. He gets all of his energy from the sun's rays via photosynthesis. And also from pussy.


30. Prince is neither black nor white. We are all just shades of Prince.



31. Champagne tastes just like Prince's sperm. Because it is.


32. If you listen closely you'll see that every Prince song references sex with your mother.

33. If you get lost in the wilderness, you can use one of Prince's condoms for a tent.


34. If you pick up the phone and say "Prince" the pentagon will dispatch a helicopter full of sexy black women to your location.

35. Garlic and crosses have no effect on Prince. But a full bush will ward him off.


36. If you look closely at the veins on Prince's penis, you will see a line drawing of the Mona Lisa.

37. Prince is the same height and weight as Bruce Lee, not counting Prince's 22lb genitals.


38. Japanese scientists designed a special corset for women to wear during sex with Prince... so they don't blow up.

39. Prince's sympathy fucks are still 10 times hotter than anyone you will ever even be in a room with.


40. Prince once tried to go a day without cumming. That day was 9-11.
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Reply #21 posted 01/30/11 12:51pm

MichaelJ2345

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Number 28 is my Favorite!!

28. Purple Rain is the opposite of birth control.

u gotta just catch on to it lol!

fate, the only mother i ever really known
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Reply #22 posted 01/30/11 2:46pm

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This is gets posted all the time, and always gets locked.

Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U.
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Reply #23 posted 01/30/11 3:44pm

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If every one in the United States drove a Pink Car, what would you have?

A Pink Carnation.wink

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Can we get 2gether
To talk about everything?
We can talk about all of our dreams
Better yet darling...
We can talk about sleeping in.~0ne
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Reply #24 posted 01/30/11 4:48pm

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21. Prince's penis has its own penis. And its bigger than yours.


Don't need no reefer, don't need cocaine
Purple music does the same 2 my brain
And I'm high, so high
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Reply #25 posted 01/30/11 4:53pm

errant

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corny

"does my cock look fat in these jeans?"
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