http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/6bfec8887d/prince-facts

I usualy dont respond to stuff like this, but some are pretty funny

Prince is often seen riding a motorcycle. This is because his balls don't fit inside a regular car

Prince can tie a cherry stem in a knot. With his dick.

When Prince walks into an office building, janitors have to put down wet floor signs around the women.

If you listen closely you'll see that every Prince song references sex with your mother.

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wish i could watch this

This is some funny shit!!!

1/ Eskimos have 75 words for snow but they only have one for orgasm= Prince!

10/ Doctors prescribe Princes' 1999 album as a cure for Feminine Dryness!

15/ IT'S NOT GAY WHEN PRINCE HAS SEX WITH A MAN BECAUSE HE'S JUST SHOWING HIM HOW

TO DO IT!

Check out the Dave Chappelle= Prince Plays Basketball skit!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it!

And try this link if the first one doesn't work: http://www.funnyordie.com...ince-facts

if u search prince facts on the site it will come up. lol stuff!!

When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed. that should go in my sig!

mplsmike said:

When Prince walks into an office building, janitors have to put down wet floor signs around the women.

Love this one!

Also, I like how they finally put to rest that controversial topic:

30. Prince is neither black nor white. We are all just shades of Prince.

Thanks Purplemookiebut - I got the same message you did and nearly gave up before I saw your post...so glad I didn't

Chiquetet said:

Thanks Purplemookiebut - I got the same message you did and nearly gave up before I saw your post...so glad I didn't

your welcome..i'm glad i thought of that!!

WTF

7. Thunderstorms are caused when Prince makes a woman cum

12. Officially condomas are made in the following sizes, regular, magnum, actual hefty bag,

prince size.

13. If you haven't had sex with Prince yet, don't worry it will happen

20. Prince's penis has its own penis and its bigger than yours.

Who wrote this stuff, its hilarious

9. Food tastes better after you blow Prince.

19. When Prince walks into an office building janitors have to put down wet floor signs around the women.

31. Champagne tastes just like Prince's sperm. Because it is.

36.If you look closely at the veins on Prince's penis, you will see a line drawing of the Mona Lisa.

34. If you pick up the phone and say "Prince" the pentagon will dispatch a helicopter full of sexy black women to your location.

35. If you get lost in the wilderness, you can use one of Prince's condoms as a tent

26. If you are bitten by Prince, you will live forever and your penis will increase in diameter

So my guess, is they think Prince is an oversexed vampire with 22lb genitals.

I clicked on this thinking it was serious...then when I started reading it, I was like I just had to read these out loud to the folks that were with me. We were all laughing so hard, good thing the person that wrote this seems to think of Prince in a positive, sexual light.

Has anyone checked out "Prince plays Basketball" & The Prince Car Alarm System?

Seriously check 'em out & post back what u's think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When a young girl listens to an entire Prince album, she's not a virgin anymore.

7. Thunderstorms are caused when Prince makes a woman cum.

10. Doctors prescribe Prince's 1999 album as a cure for feminine dryness.

19. When Prince walks into an office building janitors have to put down wet floor signs around the women. omg that was brilliant lol

22. Prince once tried changing his name to that symbol so that your mother couldn't find him in the phone book.

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Some funny, some not so much.

Huggiebear said:

34. If you pick up the phone and say "Prince" the pentagon will dispatch a helicopter full of sexy black women to your location.

35. If you get lost in the wilderness, you can use one of Prince's condoms as a tent

26. If you are bitten by Prince, you will live forever and your penis will increase in diameter

So my guess, is they think Prince is an oversexed vampire with 22lb genitals.

Apprently!

35. Garlic and crosses have no effect on Prince. But a full bush will ward him off.

27. What's that behind you? Shhh, it's Prince.

That actually happened to me,

babynoz said:

27. What's that behind you? Shhh, it's Prince.

That actually happened to me,

care to explain that in detail?

PurpleDiamond2009 said:

babynoz said:

27. What's that behind you? Shhh, it's Prince.

That actually happened to me,

care to explain that in detail?

There's been a couple of threads about it before. It was at the soundcheck in Vegas. Myself, Vendetta and two other orgers were standing right in front of his guitar rig and he snuck up on us... that's how I met him.

Number 28 is my Favorite!!

28. Purple Rain is the opposite of birth control.

u gotta just catch on to it lol!

This is gets posted all the time, and always gets locked.

If every one in the United States drove a Pink Car, what would you have?

A Pink Carnation.

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21. Prince's penis has its own penis. And its bigger than yours.

corny