In 1994/95,I heard about an unreleased Prince song called "Good Dick And A Job".Does anyone have any info on it? I don't think it's circulating on any bootlegs,and I haven't heard anyone ever talk about it.Does it even exist?

DavidEye said:

An "Emancipation" outtake, not very unlike "Face Down"...

Neversin.

Can you print some of the lyrics?

DavidEye said:

I don't have the song... Yet...

Neversin.

I suppose it's on the same tape as

"strange things happen in Puerto Rico" then eh?

IstenSzek said:

LMAO!

Speaking of songs that do or do not exist, is there an outtake out there called "Mr. Dopeman" or something similar? A friend of a friend of mine who she claims is all into the underground Prince scene said he downloaded a track with this title a while ago, but it was mistakenly deleted, and he's trying to track it down. I don't think I've heard of it, and I usually have heard of every outtake out there, but this one doesn't ring a bell. Could it be a fake, something with a different name, or is this guy not just sure of what he's talking about?

I personally started a rumour 5 years ago about an unnamed
album containing, amongst others the following tracks

Cabride in Caïro
The Bust
Stand up, Step back


Two days ago, a friend of mine emailed me, stating that he
had just gotten 'secret' hush hush news on a new Prince cd
with exactly these three song titles, fleshed out with a
few others -[also fake fcuz].

You just can't get rid of these fake tracks anymore. Once
the titles have circulated long enough people will start
believing they exist. Even if the titles really suck

alexnvrmnd said:

People put up all kinds of fakes. I was once dumb enough to
even download "Wally" the famous obscure outtake that no one
has ever every heard.

Fcuz, when I played it, it was just a loop saying "Got cha
you fucking ass".

I had to laugh at myself for thinking "Wally" might actually
be circulating.

IstenSzek said:

LMAO! That's funny! Well apparently, this guy claims this is an actual song but just lost it from his HD. So, I don't know, but I'm thinking it's a fake, like a clone or wannabe sounding MF!!

alexnvrmnd said:

Never heard of it...

Neversin.

re:Mr.Dopeman

not thinking of the dopamine rush suite are you?

moonshine said:

That's what I first thought too, but apparently that's the title that she says her friend said it was called. Oh well. I'm satisfied with knowing there's nothing really out there called Mr. Dopeman. I was pretty sure of that before, but I'm even more sure of it now. Thanks!

I think "good dick and a job" is line from the very real bootleg track "Good man."

I don't know, but some women may say that is what they look for in a man.

Good Dick And A Job was actually the working title for the Rainbow Children.

I only read this thread to see what dumbass had to say...I was not disappointed.

Nothinbutjoy said:

and does "R U Ready?" really exist?

Neversin said:

Oh dear.

That's one out-take I wouldn't staying in the vault!

jnoel said:

yes

The song Mr Dopeman does exist. I have it. Trust that!

jnoel said:

Prince said in an online chat that "R U Ready?" is a Larry Graham song. Never heard it though, except for the intro.

-SWANGneedssomequickrelief

Bogus songs are a problem on Kazaa. I thought I had a boot called "Black MF" & that shit is a Tom Petty song, something about dragging his heart around - WTF??

That's what I get for d/l'ing. Another one was When Doves Cry - live. That's some folk sounding guys doing it acoustic...

According to Uptown, Michael Bland confirmed
that 'Good Dick & A Job' does indeed exist.

...but there have been numerous fake song titles
kicking around ever since Prince bootlegs first
appeared. I remember the old Purple Rain double
acetate fake tracklist from back in the day,
with tracks like "My Special World", "2 Late
Darling", "2 Many 2 Soon", "Jamming Til' The Dawn"
& "The Loser In Life".

BorisFishpaw said:

Yeah,I remember the fake tracklist for that 'Purple Rain' 2-LP set...lol...

interesting