2 words: "Prince Show"...

He HAS to have Fred Armisen there. Payback. Fred also played drums for Blue Man Group before doing Saturday Night Live.

andykeen said:

Shouldn't this thread be locked as I contacted ITV..

It could still happen if you just believe.

1st i thought

ridiculous

then-turn on the telly last night

An audience with

Celine Dion!!!!!!!!!!!! not my cuppa-but gotta admit-she is a superstar.

audience-all corrie-eastenders, louie walsh etc..............

and Celine 'seemed' to know em' all

but still can't picture P doing it over here

if he ever did-it'd be filmed at the Park-with his full-FULL control-audience-questions-everything

and rightly so too

unique said:

he will be performing some of his hits as collaborations with some of the current uk top 10 acts, such as sexy mf with joe mceldery, pussy control with the saturdays, when doves cry with ndubz (retitled when ndubz cry), 1999 with tinie tempa, raspberet beret with roll deep, and nothing compares 2 u with professor green featuring lilly allen. all questions will be based on his current religous beliefs and will not get a straight answer

the secret aftershow party will be at glastonbury festival

Ian ur one horrid person.

polkadotbliss said:

1st i thought

ridiculous

then-turn on the telly last night

An audience with

Celine Dion!!!!!!!!!!!! not my cuppa-but gotta admit-she is a superstar.

audience-all corrie-eastenders, louie walsh etc..............

and Celine 'seemed' to know em' all

but still can't picture P doing it over here

if he ever did-it'd be filmed at the Park-with his full-FULL control-audience-questions-everything

and rightly so too

Thats the thing theres no show on mainstream telly that he could go on apart from An Audience with...all the music shows have gone off our screens. Theres xfactor but I sure we could all agree thats way too beneath him. Theres music programs on late night C4 but thats targeted for new music, Prince is too old to go on there. Then theres Jools Hollands but even thats too small for him, so the only thing left is a An Audience with.

We shall see.

catpark said:

catpark said:

polkadotbliss said:

1st i thought

ridiculous

then-turn on the telly last night

An audience with

Celine Dion!!!!!!!!!!!! not my cuppa-but gotta admit-she is a superstar.

audience-all corrie-eastenders, louie walsh etc..............

and Celine 'seemed' to know em' all

but still can't picture P doing it over here

if he ever did-it'd be filmed at the Park-with his full-FULL control-audience-questions-everything

and rightly so too

Thats the thing theres no show on mainstream telly that he could go on apart from An Audience with...all the music shows have gone off our screens. Theres xfactor but I sure we could all agree thats way too beneath him. Theres music programs on late night C4 but thats targeted for new music, Prince is too old to go on there. Then theres Jools Hollands but even thats too small for him, so the only thing left is a An Audience with.

We shall see.

I don't know, i could totally see P on Later... would blow the fucking roof off!

Seems completely unbelievable, but after all the shit he's pulled over the past few years, it wouldn't surprise me.

For anyone outside the UK: ITV is basically the lowest common denominator TV channel. Schlock mainstream rubbish (Xfactor, soap operas, etc). This is the EXACT opposite of a mark of quality, the 'Audience With' shows are cheap, nasty studio affairs, that cheapen everything they touch. Expect the worst if it's true - sorry if I offended any lobotomised chavs who enjoy ITV

wildgoldenhoney said:

bigd74 said:

catpark said:

Thats the thing theres no show on mainstream telly that he could go on apart from An Audience with...all the music shows have gone off our screens. Theres xfactor but I sure we could all agree thats way too beneath him. Theres music programs on late night C4 but thats targeted for new music, Prince is too old to go on there. Then theres Jools Hollands but even thats too small for him, so the only thing left is a An Audience with.

We shall see.

I don't know, i could totally see P on Later... would blow the fucking roof off!

I've always thought he'd be good on Later. However Jools Holland used to loathe Prince when he used to present the Tube in the 1980's

jcurley said:

bigd74 said:

I don't know, i could totally see P on Later... would blow the fucking roof off!

I've always thought he'd be good on Later. However Jools Holland used to loathe Prince when he used to present the Tube in the 1980's

I always imagined Prince synching in with the later... programme like butter!

NouveauDance said:

Seems completely unbelievable, but after all the shit he's pulled over the past few years, it wouldn't surprise me.

For anyone outside the UK: ITV is basically the lowest common denominator TV channel. Schlock mainstream rubbish (Xfactor, soap operas, etc). This is the EXACT opposite of a mark of quality, the 'Audience With' shows are cheap, nasty studio affairs, that cheapen everything they touch. Expect the worst if it's true - sorry if I offended any lobotomised chavs who enjoy ITV

Sadly this now sounds more believable.

I actually thought for a second this could be a good thing.

Poor poor Prince. He's gotta eat though.

Can u imagine Prince just finishing Little Red Corvette then asking 4 cheeky cockney lad about town soap star,jungle legend(squeaky voiced arsehole) Joe Swalsh 2 ask him a question...it would go like this......

Prince...."Joe Swalsh next question,where r u Joe?"(Prince peering in2 audience to pretend he would recognise him straight away when spotlight hits Joe

Joe Swalsh......."Awight mate?I fink u r brilliant man but what I wanna know is ow come a geezer like u who's shorter than my nan get so many birds?"

Somehow I couldnt and as we r talking about ITV whats the betting anti-christ Cowell would have something 2 do with it......

Prince no dont but if u do make sure there r some credible guests there,in fact no dont just contact Jools

kape said:

"Awight mate?I fink u r brilliant man but what I wanna know is ow come a geezer like u who's shorter than my nan get so many birds?"

Funny 'cause it's true! This is seriously what these shows are like.

i just cant see prince doing this...its just not his thing....mind you...maybe famous fans fawning all over him might work for him....i certainly wouldnt be comfortable watching it....would much rather see a jools holland special on bbc2....

[Edited 10/19/10 9:11am]

blackbob said:

Fake story not Prince cup of tea......What happen to the Prince channel network he mentioned????

If this happens it will be the most hilarious thing ever.

Can you imagine Norris from Corrie, Piers Morgan and Dale Winton asking Prince questions?

It'll be a bloody hoot, and a miracle if it goes ahead.

kape said:

Can u imagine Prince just finishing Little Red Corvette then asking 4 cheeky cockney lad about town soap star,jungle legend(squeaky voiced arsehole) Joe Swalsh 2 ask him a question...it would go like this......

Prince...."Joe Swalsh next question,where r u Joe?"(Prince peering in2 audience to pretend he would recognise him straight away when spotlight hits Joe

Joe Swalsh......."Awight mate?I fink u r brilliant man but what I wanna know is ow come a geezer like u who's shorter than my nan get so many birds?"

Somehow I couldnt and as we r talking about ITV whats the betting anti-christ Cowell would have something 2 do with it......

Prince no dont but if u do make sure there r some credible guests there,in fact no dont just contact Jools

But Jools is as big a cunt as anyone who appears on these Jeremy Kyle holding pen audience with bollock programes.

Prince should just steer clear of UK tv altogether.

Prince on Later.....with arsebag Holland would be just shit. Boogie Woogie versions of Purple Rain and Kiss anyone? No thanks!

BlackCandle said:

Hold up! Has everybody forgotten his '04 appearance on Canada's More Than Music? He answered audience questions that he clearly wasn't in control of. Give the guy some credit...

i suppose it depends what prince turns up...there is at least 3 different personalities in his head...as long as the dour religious guy doesnt turn up...it might be bearable i suppose...i think it's because i hate saturday night tv in the uk soo much....it's just banal shit for the masses...that's why i feel uncomforable that my musicial hero would be on it....i know he did americian idol a few years ago but he just appeared.....did his two songs then f**ked off....he didnt want to be there any longer than he needed to promote the 3121 album...so i dont know...as much as i would love to see him on uk tv....its just soo bad...

[Edited 10/19/10 10:42am]

squirrelgrease said:

andykeen said:

Shouldn't this thread be locked as I contacted ITV..

It could still happen if you just believe.

I'll second that!.............

I don't know if its true but would be good to see P on tv. I remember a rumour that he was going do a pay per view channel just for his stuff but guessing that would only be in the US. Shame I'd pay to view !!!!!

I gather u dont like Jools Holland mate but his programme is probably the most credible music show on tv at the moment and has been imo 4 a few years now.I would love to c Prince on that show,even if they devoted a show 2 Prince and if Jools maybe brushed up on his shit interviewing skill I would deffo watch it.

MikeyB71 said:

kape said:

Can u imagine Prince just finishing Little Red Corvette then asking 4 cheeky cockney lad about town soap star,jungle legend(squeaky voiced arsehole) Joe Swalsh 2 ask him a question...it would go like this......

Prince...."Joe Swalsh next question,where r u Joe?"(Prince peering in2 audience to pretend he would recognise him straight away when spotlight hits Joe

Joe Swalsh......."Awight mate?I fink u r brilliant man but what I wanna know is ow come a geezer like u who's shorter than my nan get so many birds?"

Somehow I couldnt and as we r talking about ITV whats the betting anti-christ Cowell would have something 2 do with it......

Prince no dont but if u do make sure there r some credible guests there,in fact no dont just contact Jools

But Jools is as big a cunt as anyone who appears on these Jeremy Kyle holding pen audience with bollock programes.

Prince should just steer clear of UK tv altogether.

Prince on Later.....with arsebag Holland would be just shit. Boogie Woogie versions of Purple Rain and Kiss anyone? No thanks!

i wouldn't object at all but only as long as he combined his visit with a cameo in emmerdale.. doing a bit of door knocking, having some dialogue with the dingles culminating in funky performance on the bar in the woolpack. heaven.

kape said:

I gather u dont like Jools Holland mate but his programme is probably the most credible music show on tv at the moment and has been imo 4 a few years now.I would love to c Prince on that show,even if they devoted a show 2 Prince and if Jools maybe brushed up on his shit interviewing skill I would deffo watch it.

MikeyB71 said:

But Jools is as big a cunt as anyone who appears on these Jeremy Kyle holding pen audience with bollock programes.

Prince should just steer clear of UK tv altogether.

Prince on Later.....with arsebag Holland would be just shit. Boogie Woogie versions of Purple Rain and Kiss anyone? No thanks!

No i don't like him, but his show just happens top be the only real music show the BBC has to offer. so i guess we are stuck.

If Jools just shut up, did not interview Prince sitting at the piano, did not show the audience a clip from Purple Rain on a tv screen, did not join in with the NPG on piano (though i doubt this would happen anyway) and all the massively predictable shite he usually does, it would be a good show.

But regardless, i'd watch it and record it anyway, even with runt Jools lurking about in every corner.

DoffieParker said:

i wouldn't object at all but only as long as he combined his visit with a cameo in emmerdale.. doing a bit of door knocking, having some dialogue with the dingles culminating in funky performance on the bar in the woolpack. heaven.

t' woolpack could 'ave t' npg as 't entertainment for t' night.