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Thread started 08/19/10 9:48pm

MoneyMade

,,,,,,,What's your favorite funny line from Purple Rain? Under the Cherry Moon?

"This is bidness, you're not too far gone to see that yet!"

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Reply #1 posted 08/19/10 9:49pm

MoneyMade

Apollonia: Will you help me?
The Kid: No.
Apollonia: Pardon me?
The Kid: Nope... Wanna know why?
Apollonia: Nope.

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Reply #2 posted 08/19/10 9:51pm

mayrain

I love Tricky When He says the thing about a stupid kid. HA HA
Proverbs 23:9
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Reply #3 posted 08/19/10 9:55pm

MoneyMade

mayrain said:

I love Tricky When He says the thing about a stupid kid. HA HA

And what else....

lol

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Reply #4 posted 08/19/10 9:56pm

robinhood

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"He's not a man. He's a gigolo. Do you know what a gigolo is? It's a fancy word for whore." - UTCM heart

this too shall pass
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Reply #5 posted 08/19/10 10:00pm

mayrain

MoneyMade said:

mayrain said:

I love Tricky When He says the thing about a stupid kid. HA HA

And what else....

lol

This says funny line lol
Proverbs 23:9
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Reply #6 posted 08/19/10 10:01pm

MoneyMade

mayrain said:

I love Tricky When He says the thing about a stupid kid. HA HA

[Watching his girl group rehearse a dance routine]
Morris: Oh, Lord. Cut! Cut!
[pause]
Morris: You ladies don't seem to realize how valuable my time is. You're going to make my boys look bad!
Jill: Why don't you let us come up with our own steps?
[Jerome shakes his head violently]
Morris: We tried that, remember? Now, you're in the best possible position you could be in. So what's the matter? Your shoes on too tight or something?
[Claps]
Morris: Let's have some action! Let's have some asses wigglin'... I want some perfection!

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Reply #7 posted 08/19/10 10:03pm

djThunderfunk

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Purple Rain:

The password bit between Morris & Jerome... "Italright!" "What?!?"

UTCM:

Jerome says "Marry a stupid girl, you'll have stupid kids. Don't believe me? Find a stupid kid and follow him home and see if someone stupid answers the door."

(or something like that, going from memory)

Don't hate your neighbors. Hate the media that tells you to hate your neighbors.
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Reply #8 posted 08/19/10 10:09pm

MoneyMade

Matt Fink-The Revolution: God got Wendy's periods reversed. About every 28 days she starts acting nice. Lasts about a weekend.

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Reply #9 posted 08/19/10 10:14pm

MoneyMade

Apollonia: [Attempting to lift off the Kid's shirt] King Kong ?
The Kid: [Repelling her attempt] Stop it!
[the Kid tries the same thing with her]
Apollonia: No

evillol

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Reply #10 posted 08/19/10 10:28pm

MoneyMade

Father: You have no business leavin' this house, you're always sneaking around! You're a Goddamn sinner!
Mother: Shut Up, you don't care about me.
Father: Don't I, keep the heat on?
Mother: I don't like it here, you never talk to me.
The Kid: Dad, please.
Father: What's the matter, with this house?
Mother: You're Crazy.

[Edited 8/19/10 22:39pm]

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Reply #11 posted 08/19/10 10:34pm

mayrain

I like the part with Morris and Jerome about the password. lol
Proverbs 23:9
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Reply #12 posted 08/19/10 10:45pm

MoneyMade

mayrain said:

I like the part with Morris and Jerome about the password. lol

"I'm gonna join Morris' Group" popcorn

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Reply #13 posted 08/20/10 1:15am

KoolEaze

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Answer me motherfucker!

I saw mom out there....she looked pretty sad. ( just paraphrasing this one, but I love that scene)

You got a girlfriend?

Yeah.

You gonna get married?

Don´t know.

Never get married.

" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #14 posted 08/20/10 10:43am

PicklesMcMilla
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Reply #15 posted 08/20/10 10:47am

Spinlight

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Prince: "Wendy is a stupid bitch."

Morris: "Told you to stop hanging out with that slut."

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Reply #16 posted 08/20/10 10:50am

PicklesMcMilla
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the "wrecka stow" bit

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Reply #17 posted 08/20/10 10:51am

CallMeCarrie

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UTCM....

Yo Isaac, put a pillow under her ass. She likes that!

lol

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Reply #18 posted 08/20/10 10:54am

PicklesMcMilla
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guitar player in the red suit in dez's band during modernaire

funniest part of the movie lol lol

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Reply #19 posted 08/20/10 10:57am

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PicklesMcMillan said:

guitar player in the red suit in dez's band during modernaire

funniest part of the movie lol lol

omg! that part always cracks me up. falloff lol

How can I stand 2 stay where I am? / Poor butterfly who don't understand.
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Reply #20 posted 08/20/10 11:10am

PicklesMcMilla
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wendy's ether of prince and lisa

lisa: wendy !

wendy: shut up lisa please

lol

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Reply #21 posted 08/20/10 11:28am

jaybendy

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KoolEaze said:

Answer me motherfucker!

I saw mom out there....she looked pretty sad. ( just paraphrasing this one, but I love that scene)

You got a girlfriend?

Yeah.

You gonna get married?

Don´t know.

Never get married.

I crack the eff up every time he says that, then does the crazy 360 spin with his head moving around, then the rest of the body following? Pure HILARITY!

Every single Morris Day line is just comedy gold.

Morris: "Jerome..."

**Jerome picks up pissed random chick and throws her in the dumpster**

**Morris shakes his head** "Such nastiness..."

Morris: "Either somebody put something in my drink or you're the finest *^*&%^&% I've seen in AGES." Apples: "Excuse me, what did you say?"

Morris: "You look nice tonight. cool "

Morris: "You're in the best possible position you could be in.. so what's the matter? Your shoes on too tight or something? Let's have some action! Let's have some asses wigglin, I want some perfection!"

UTCM:

Mary: PUNK!

Christoper: BRAT!

Mary: GIGGOLO!

Christoper: CABBAGEHEAD!

Then they both crack up! lol

Prince esta muerto...
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Reply #22 posted 08/20/10 11:55am

MoneyMade

PicklesMcMillan said:

guitar player in the red suit in dez's band during modernaire

funniest part of the movie lol lol

I like the scene with Pickles Uncle.....LOL evillol

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Reply #23 posted 08/20/10 11:56am

MoneyMade

PicklesMcMillan said:

wendy's ether of prince and lisa

lisa: wendy !

wendy: shut up lisa please

lol

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[Edited 8/20/10 12:12pm]

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Reply #24 posted 08/20/10 11:57am

jaybendy

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PicklesMcMillan said:

guitar player in the red suit in dez's band during modernaire

funniest part of the movie lol lol

OMG what? What did I miss? Must watch movie tonight!

Prince esta muerto...
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Reply #25 posted 08/20/10 11:58am

xCece

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Prince-Thats Life Man

Morris-Life my ass motherfucker -Purple Rain

and I love the Wrecka Stow bit in other the cherry moon

and the "you did it to mary's mom " part

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Reply #26 posted 08/20/10 2:25pm

rbrpm

hey kid boss wants 2 c u! tellim i'm rehearseing, ut huh now!biggrin

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Reply #27 posted 08/20/10 4:22pm

MoneyMade

PicklesMcMillan said:

Check your mail homie....

Did you find him???

prince

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Reply #28 posted 08/20/10 4:28pm

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MoneyMade said:

PicklesMcMillan said:

Check your mail homie....

Did you find him???

prince

haha thanks wink

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Reply #29 posted 08/20/10 4:34pm

mayrain

The fights between Prince and Mary are pretty funny. Like at her house when she throws him out and he says about her wearing a chasity belt. lol Also the part when she's on the phone and he growls at her.
Proverbs 23:9
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