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Thread started 07/14/10 7:31pm

2Naby7

Stand-Up jokes about Prince

I want to make a list of all the stand-up comedians that have mentioned Prince.

This is what I have so far:

Jamie Foxx:

- Talks about meeting Prince and not being to look into his eyes because he was "cuter than a mother fucker." Jamie says he went gay for 2 seconds. Does a fantastic Prince impersonation.

Jay Lamont:

- What if Prince did the weather? Does a good guitar sound on beatbox.

Finesse Mitchell

- Seeing Prince at the show, can't keep his eyes off him (parallel's Jamie Foxx's going-gay-for-Prince). "Boo." lol

Feel free to add!

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Reply #1 posted 07/14/10 7:49pm

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I watch a lot of stand-up, so I remember a few...

Wanda Sykes dis a bit about being too old to go to a Prince show because he keeps going on and on 'til the wee hours of the morning.

Chris Rock of course did the "Prince WON!" joke in reference to the "competition" between him and Michael Jackson.

A female comedian, Simore (I think that's her name) talked about Prince dressing up in his mother's heels as a child.

The guy from Living Single who played Overton (John Henton?) did a bit about the first time he saw Prince in concert and the shock of seeing him wearing bikini drawers and heels.

My personal favorite is Tommy Davidson's joke about Prince ordering at McDonalds to the tune of SOTT - "...she forgot my muthafuckin' fries!" Now that's still funny! lol

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Reply #2 posted 07/14/10 7:50pm

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xpertluva said:

I watch a lot of stand-up, so I remember a few...

Wanda Sykes dis a bit about being too old to go to a Prince show because he keeps going on and on 'til the wee hours of the morning.

Chris Rock of course did the "Prince WON!" joke in reference to the "competition" between him and Michael Jackson.

A female comedian, Simore (I think that's her name) talked about Prince dressing up in his mother's heels as a child.

The guy from Living Single who played Overton (John Henton?) did a bit about the first time he saw Prince in concert and the shock of seeing him wearing bikini drawers and heels.

My personal favorite is Tommy Davidson's joke about Prince ordering at McDonalds to the tune of SOTT - "...she forgot my muthafuckin' fries!" Now that's still funny! lol

that Tommy Davidson one is funny! lol

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Reply #3 posted 07/14/10 8:54pm

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idk who it was but I remember Prince's website linking to it.

The dude got tickets in the front row and did a spot on Prince impersonation then Prince said "What are you doing in the front row?" and the guy fainted. lol

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Reply #4 posted 07/15/10 2:54am

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Bill Bellamy- Took his woman to the prince concert, witnessed "hard"brotha's being broken down by the music lol.

Watching his woman have an orgasm during "insatiable" lol, he's a magic leprechaun with tricks

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Reply #5 posted 07/15/10 2:08pm

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OMG! eek Are yall forgetting Dave Chapelle and Eddie Murphy?

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Reply #6 posted 07/15/10 2:20pm

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The best ones, according to me : lol lol lol lol

From "In Living Color" (about Prince ass-less pants) falloff

... Chapelles show (hidden basket ball skills? biggrin )

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Reply #7 posted 07/15/10 2:49pm

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i've seen the Jamie Foxx and Chappelle standup jokes before.

i need to find the Tommy Davidson & Bill Belamy ones now!

have you guys seen Jamie Foxx do how Prince would sing Brady Bunch Theme song? he sings it in the style of "adore". its SPOT ON! lol

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Reply #8 posted 07/15/10 4:28pm

Harlepolis

Can somebody post that Tommy Davidson joke? I couldn't find it in youtube.

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Reply #9 posted 07/15/10 5:06pm

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FrenchGuy said:

The best ones, according to me : lol lol lol lol

From "In Living Color" (about Prince ass-less pants) falloff

... Chapelles show (hidden basket ball skills? biggrin )

Thing on the Dave Chapelle one is that it isn't a joke. After it aired, on the radio the next day in NY (KISS FM) they got Prince on the phone and he said the story is true, outside of the outfits and such...they did play ball and Prince did win and serve pancakes.

Prince went on to say that it doesn't say how great a ball player he is but how much Charlie sucks

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Reply #10 posted 07/15/10 5:26pm

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The one jamie foxx did in 92 where impersonated prince smelling his fingers after touching his butt.
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Reply #11 posted 07/15/10 7:03pm

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Harlepolis said:

Can somebody post that Tommy Davidson joke? I couldn't find it in youtube.

The Prince joke doesn't come on until 4:00.


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Reply #12 posted 07/15/10 7:47pm

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when Jamie Foxx sings the Brady Bunch theme like Prince...around the 3:15 mark....

http://www.youtube.com/wa...uadMztusrw

[Edited 7/15/10 21:14pm]

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Reply #13 posted 07/15/10 9:21pm

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one800newfunk said:

when Jamie Foxx sings the Brady Bunch theme like Prince...around the 3:15 mark....



http://www.youtube.com/wa...uadMztusrw

[Edited 7/15/10 21:14pm]


That was so funny.. omfg hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! smile
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Reply #14 posted 07/16/10 4:56am

Harlepolis

chocolate1 said:

Harlepolis said:

Can somebody post that Tommy Davidson joke? I couldn't find it in youtube.

The Prince joke doesn't come on until 4:00.

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The Elephant Man bit is just sinfully wrong disbelief evillol

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Reply #15 posted 07/16/10 7:34am

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there's a jaime foxx one talking about how how prince showed up to the club with a orange jump suit on and little cap attached. he said when he came in he had wind blowing and his chest hairs were all layed flat like he kiddy permed them. lol

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Reply #16 posted 07/16/10 9:04am

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Does "The Prince Show" from SNL count?

Also from SNL, David Spade did a Weekend Update bit where he was changing his name from the symbol to a corn flake or something.

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Reply #17 posted 07/16/10 10:34am

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Rosie o'donnell and Damon Wayanes have also mentioned Prince in their routines.

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Reply #18 posted 07/16/10 7:42pm

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It's funny, while reading this, Finesse Mitchell just did a pretty funny routine about Prince on Comedy Central.

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Reply #19 posted 07/17/10 9:11am

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xpertluva said:

It's funny, while reading this, Finesse Mitchell just did a pretty funny routine about Prince on Comedy Central.

I had to look that one up..and it was HILARIOUS! Y'all should look it up.

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Reply #20 posted 07/17/10 10:55am

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There was one on the 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks' show here in the uk where they were talking about Prince needing his bible when he went knocking doors as a JW so he could stand on it to reach the doorbells. Cant remember who said it though. smile
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Reply #21 posted 07/17/10 11:04am

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chris rock said ain't no black people in Minnesota but prince and Kirby Puckett

''now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, a liberal, a fanatical criminal''
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Reply #22 posted 07/17/10 12:22pm

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2Naby7 said:

I want to make a list of all the stand-up comedians that have mentioned Prince.

This is what I have so far:

Jamie Foxx:

- Talks about meeting Prince and not being to look into his eyes because he was "cuter than a mother fucker." Jamie says he went gay for 2 seconds. Does a fantastic Prince impersonation.

Jay Lamont:

- What if Prince did the weather? Does a good guitar sound on beatbox.

Finesse Mitchell

- Seeing Prince at the show, can't keep his eyes off him (parallel's Jamie Foxx's going-gay-for-Prince). "Boo." lol

Feel free to add!

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Reply #23 posted 07/17/10 2:01pm

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soulyacolia said:

There was one on the 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks' show here in the uk where they were talking about Prince needing his bible when he went knocking doors as a JW so he could stand on it to reach the doorbells. Cant remember who said it though. smile

Yeah, there was another one where Danny Tourette got asked why Prince got told off regarding his hotel room, and he answered "I dunno... coz his helmet was blue?"

But Phil Jupitus threw in your typical "He bought some paint.... it cost £19.99"

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Reply #24 posted 07/17/10 6:35pm

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chocolate1 said:

Harlepolis said:

Can somebody post that Tommy Davidson joke? I couldn't find it in youtube.

The Prince joke doesn't come on until 4:00.

This is classic! razz Thanks Chocolate1.

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Reply #25 posted 07/17/10 6:43pm

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one800newfunk said:

when Jamie Foxx sings the Brady Bunch theme like Prince...around the 3:15 mark....

http://www.youtube.com/wa...uadMztusrw

[Edited 7/15/10 21:14pm]

Jamie can sing! nod He almost does Prince as good as Prince.lol

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Reply #26 posted 07/17/10 7:03pm

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I just remembered Margaret Cho's bit about Prince. She said a friend of her's was walking down the street in Minneapolis and a limo stopped beside her, the window came down and Prince was sitting there and asked, "Do you know who Prince is?" She replied, "Yes." Prince then said, "Good" and the limo drove off. Margaret went on to say she wish she was famous enough to do that - drive up beside someone and ask, "Do you know who PRINCE is?" lol

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Reply #27 posted 07/18/10 9:15am

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xpertluva said:

It's funny, while reading this, Finesse Mitchell just did a pretty funny routine about Prince on Comedy Central.

i saw that! lol too funny.

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Reply #28 posted 07/31/10 4:05am

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herb4 said:

Does "The Prince Show" from SNL count?

Also from SNL, David Spade did a Weekend Update bit where he was changing his name from the symbol to a corn flake or something.

I loved it! Shame I can't find it anymore... pout

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Reply #29 posted 07/31/10 4:30am

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FrenchGuy said:

The best ones, according to me : lol lol lol lol

From "In Living Color" (about Prince ass-less pants) falloff

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That shit is priceless, Jamie Foxx was Prince, his stand up jokes were the shit too

"But he's just like so pretty and shit, (What would Jesus do?), I was gay for five seconds man, I was on top, I walk out of there looking all sad and messed up and the guard comes up and says "You fucked him didn't you?" , How did you know? "I've been fucking him for five years now"

There was a later video of him sending up my name is Prince "My name is Prince, and I am the King of Munchkin land....Vanity I was her teacher, I went too far, now she's a preacher!"

So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time
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