What's your favorite Prince joke? I'm sure you've heard a bunch over the years in one form or another: some funny, some just plain wrong! Mine comes from the Chris Rock Show. I think it was around the time of Emancipation (and I'm paraphrasing):

"After 20+ years in the music industry, Bruce Springstein is releasing a Greatest Hits CD covering his long career on one CD. Meanwhile, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince broke his toe last week and is releasing a three-CD set inspired by the incident"

I guess it was funny to me because at the time, I was not into Prince (AT ALL), but I could respect how prolific he is and the number of instruments he plays. Know any good Prince jokes (or bad Prince jokes)?

A joke Prince made himself when asked in the Muppet Show if he ever worked with dummies, replying "in my business, they're called executives"

Robert3rd said:

What's your favorite Prince joke? I'm sure you've heard a bunch over the years in one form or another: some funny, some just plain wrong! Mine comes from the Chris Rock Show. I think it was around the time of Emancipation (and I'm paraphrasing):

"After 20+ years in the music industry, Bruce Springstein is releasing a Greatest Hits CD covering his long career on one CD. Meanwhile, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince broke his toe last week and is releasing a three-CD set inspired by the incident"

I guess it was funny to me because at the time, I was not into Prince (AT ALL), but I could respect how prolific he is and the number of instruments he plays. Know any good Prince jokes (or bad Prince jokes)?

That's genius!!!!

There once was an artist named Prince.

Who back in the day, made the old folks wince.

He continued to sing and dance.

He even wore some assless pants.

And has been pissing off his fans, ever since!

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A tall woman name Bria met Prince at a party.

Prince may have only been barely 5ft tall But Bria was immediately attracted to him. After a few drinks Prince invited Bria back to his luxurious Hotel room.

"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to you Prince, what with the height difference and all" said Bria. Prince just rolled his eyes and crawled towards her on his belly.

Prince acting like Christopher Tracy, sucked her face furiously. Bria couldn't help but get turned on at the weird display of foreplay she was being subjected to. Prince pulled back from 'kissing' her and looked her deeply in the eyes and said "Take off those clothes baby, lie back and spread those legs for me, and close your eyes"

Bria complied, soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever felt inside her and she must've come 7 times or more.

Trembling and shaking, "wow" is all she could muster.

"If you think that was good,". said Prince with his lopsided smirk......

"Wait til i put my other leg in!"

Marrk said:

A tall woman name Bria met Prince at a party.

Prince may have only been barely 5ft tall But Bria was immediately attracted to him. After a few drinks Prince invited Bria back to his luxurious Hotel room.

"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to you Prince, what with the height difference and all" said Bria. Prince just rolled his eyes and crawled towards her on his belly.

Prince acting like Christopher Tracy, sucked her face furiously. Bria couldn't help but get turned on at the weird display of foreplay she was being subjected to. Prince pulled back from 'kissing' her and looked her deeply in the eyes and said "Take off those clothes baby, lie back and spread those legs for me, and close your eyes"

Bria complied, soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever felt inside her and she must've come 7 times or more.

Trembling and shaking, "wow" is all she could muster.

"If you think that was good,". said Prince with his lopsided smirk......

"Wait til i put my other leg in!"

You ain't right!

Robert3rd said:

What's your favorite Prince joke? I'm sure you've heard a bunch over the years in one form or another: some funny, some just plain wrong! Mine comes from the Chris Rock Show. I think it was around the time of Emancipation (and I'm paraphrasing):

"After 20+ years in the music industry, Bruce Springstein is releasing a Greatest Hits CD covering his long career on one CD. Meanwhile, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince broke his toe last week and is releasing a three-CD set inspired by the incident"

I guess it was funny to me because at the time, I was not into Prince (AT ALL), but I could respect how prolific he is and the number of instruments he plays. Know any good Prince jokes (or bad Prince jokes)?

Thats a terrible joke. In fact, I do not think it can even be classified as a joke.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

Marrk said:

A tall woman name Bria met Prince at a party.

Prince may have only been barely 5ft tall But Bria was immediately attracted to him. After a few drinks Prince invited Bria back to his luxurious Hotel room.

"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to you Prince, what with the height difference and all" said Bria. Prince just rolled his eyes and crawled towards her on his belly.

Prince acting like Christopher Tracy, sucked her face furiously. Bria couldn't help but get turned on at the weird display of foreplay she was being subjected to. Prince pulled back from 'kissing' her and looked her deeply in the eyes and said "Take off those clothes baby, lie back and spread those legs for me, and close your eyes"

Bria complied, soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever felt inside her and she must've come 7 times or more.

Trembling and shaking, "wow" is all she could muster.

"If you think that was good,". said Prince with his lopsided smirk......

"Wait til i put my other leg in!"

You ain't right!

LMAO And he knows he ain't right.

Marrk said:

A tall woman name Bria met Prince at a party.

Prince may have only been barely 5ft tall But Bria was immediately attracted to him. After a few drinks Prince invited Bria back to his luxurious Hotel room.

"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to you Prince, what with the height difference and all" said Bria. Prince just rolled his eyes and crawled towards her on his belly.

Prince acting like Christopher Tracy, sucked her face furiously. Bria couldn't help but get turned on at the weird display of foreplay she was being subjected to. Prince pulled back from 'kissing' her and looked her deeply in the eyes and said "Take off those clothes baby, lie back and spread those legs for me, and close your eyes"

Bria complied, soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever felt inside her and she must've come 7 times or more.

Trembling and shaking, "wow" is all she could muster.

"If you think that was good,". said Prince with his lopsided smirk......

"Wait til i put my other leg in!"

OMG!!!! I do not want to laugh, but this shit is funny

^^^ ewww marrk i just had a vision in my head of prince fucking bria with his foot

........with his heels on

[Edited 7/8/10 14:00pm]

I told this on here once before but it still cracks me up...

Michael Jackson and Prince were on a safari and got sidetracked and captured by some natives who were going to kill them. "Any last requests?" they were asked and Michael speaks up and says, "Yes, I want to sing the long version of We Are the World just one last time."
They look at Prince and he says: "Kill me first!"

xpertluva said:

I told this on here once before but it still cracks me up...

Michael Jackson and Prince were on a safari and got sidetracked and captured by some natives who were going to kill them. "Any last requests?" they were asked and Michael speaks up and says, "Yes, I want to sing the long version of We Are the World just one last time."
They look at Prince and he says: "Kill me first!"

PicklesMcMillan said:

^^^ ewww marrk i just had a vision in my head of prince fucking bria with his foot

........with his heels on

[Edited 7/8/10 14:00pm]