I think Wonderful Ass is pretty fun. The music is funky and the lyrics always put a smile on my face.

I agree with all of you who sad that "Work That Fat" is the funniest song by Prince. Check out the lyrics:


Work That Fat

Yo, yo - where all the fat girls at?
Get on the dance floor, baby
And let me work that fat (Woo!)

Yeah, let me work that fat
Yeah!

That's how we like 'em - fat and proud
Cuz when they sit down, they sit all around
The whole house - sidewalk and everything else
I'll be damned, baby, if U don't sit on yourself
But that's what I like U 4
(Let me work that fat) {x2}
And take U 2 the crib - I swear 2 God U got stuck in the door
Say U didn't, U know U did
Opened up the ice box, ate everything in the crib
Midnight snack, my ass!
Bought 7 packs of cookies, thinking they would last
I'll be damned, baby ate the wrapper 2!
Then looked at me and said, "Nigga, I'll eat U, 2!"

(Let me work that fat) {x2}
But I guess 4 now that'll do
My baby's fat - I like her like that
I hate a skinny skench talking straight out her hat
About a credit card, and how I need 2 give her mine
I swear 2 God I'll step on that neck every time!
(Let me work that fat)

I'd rather hang out with my boys and cruise Plymouth
Lookin' 4 a fat girl toy so I can make a play
And take her 2 the way
And introduce her 2 my brother Sonny T's bass

Or maybe my guitar
I'll play so loud she'll quickly get her big ass in the car
Get in, shut up, get in!
Push the seat back - U can fit
Then sit on top of the monster, I don't care!
Just shut up, get in!
(Let me work that fat) {x2}
What? What?
Oh! {x3}
U in trouble now!
Mike, turn this shit up!
Aw yeah!

(Let me work that fat) {x2}

Told U U should...
Shut up! Sit down!
Got sho'nuff plenty nerve
(What, what?)
(Let me work that fat) {x2}

Ha ha ha...
Damn, is this where U live?
How many food stamps did U have 2 give 2 get this palace?
Yeah, this is really nice
I betcha my thigh ain't as big as one of these mice
What kind of traps U use?
I know they don't work
Mice take the cheese and say, "D-d-damn, what a jerk!"

U must be nuts - think I'm go'n sleep here
Quiet as it's kept
There's several things 2 fear in this habitat
Let me guess, let me guess
"U like it like that" {x2}
So nobody'll rob ya

Well, as a matter of fact who is this brother?
What's he doing in your bed?
Wake up, brother, 'fore I take this new 9 and tap U on your head!
No no, she's my girl - every last mile
Now I suggest U start explaining
Before I slap that smile in the living room
U got a lotta nerve
Why don't U get your clothes
And introduce your silly ass 2 the curb?
Damn, I shoulda known
Treat a lady wrong, she'll do U the same
Can I use your phone?
I wanna call Mike
Mike, gimme another solo
I'm through with these fat girls

They know they fine
They pop U out every time
Know what, U know what?
If I see your boyfriend outside
I'm go'n hit him with the car
That's right
Oh!
Fat girls
Let me work that fat

Prince was in a silly mood when he wrote this jam.

Funny: Scarlet Pussy
[Edited 3/24/10 13:10pm]

BIG TALL WALL

Listened to it the other day and I had tears in my eyes, I was laughing so hard!

Fun: Good Love & La, La, La, He, He, Hee

Funny: Tick, Tick, Bang & Do Yourself A Favor

This song just made me keel over and laugh my ass off--"Poom Poom"!

What am I gonna do?!

PoomPoom PoomPoom PoomPoom PoomPoom PoomPoom
PoomPoom Poom {x4}
{Repeat phrase in chorus}

4:57 with U on the mind
I'm cravin' U so much - shit, I crave U all the time
Sweet chemistry we got
My blood's runnin' so hot
Every time I think about the PoomPoom

PoomPoom
I can't stop thinkin' about U (PoomPoom)
Every day and night, girl (PoomPoom)
PoomPoom
I can't stop thinkin' about U (PoomPoom)
(PoomPoom)

4:58 and I'm hard straight
Licorice and goldenseal is all I ate
If U were here I wouldn't masturbate
Wishin' I was kin 2 your PoomPoom

Kin 2 your PoomPoom
I can't stop thinkin' about your Poom (PoomPoom)
Every day and night (PoomPoom)
Yeah, hey, hey (PoomPoom)
PoomPoom, yeah (PoomPoom)

Hey lil' shorty, what yo name is?
Catchin' all this wreck in the music biz
How'd U get that body my crew be mackin'?
How'd U get dem eyes? Dem all yo lashes?
Honey, U number 2 on my chart
Before U get 2 one, U got 2 audition…
U got 2 audition 4 the part (Boom)
Now what's yo doctor's name? (PoomPoom)

U know what I'm talkin' about (PoomPoom)
Let me see yo papers (PoomPoom)
PoomPoom (PoomPoom)
Yeah, U alright, U alright
Let me take this outta my mouth (Poom)

4:59, huh, could U be so kind
2 tick a little faster so I could, so I could, so I could find (Tick-tock
{x4})
A better way 2 spend this precious, this precious time
Than occupying my mind with the PoomPoom

Thinkin' about your PoomPoom
Oh no, can't stop thinkin' about U (PoomPoom)
(Hold it right there, shorty)
Every day and night, girl (PoomPoom)
(Don't U move now – what yo name is?)
What am I gonna do? (PoomPoom)
(What yo name is?)
What am I gonna do? (U lookin' good 2 me)
Yeah! (PoomPoom)
(Catchin' all this wreck)
Yeah, what am I gonna do? (PoomPoom)
(U little ass)
I can't stop, I can't stop, I can't stop thinkin' about your
PoomPoom (PoomPoom)
(Is that all your hair, girl? U know U look good)
Ooh, ooh! (PoomPoom)
(Gimme yo name, what yo name is?) (PoomPoom)
(Well then fuck U then)

(PoomPoom) {x8}

PoomPoom PoomPoom PoomPoom PoomPoom PoomPoom
PoomPoom Poom {x4}

private joy is a fun song too

PurpleDiamond2009 said:

I think this song is very fun also; I really dig it from the Controversy album.

U're my little secret, my private joy
I could never let another play with my toy
U're my little angel from heaven above
Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, I think I'm falling in love

And I ain't gonna tell nobody nobody 'bout my little pretty toy
All the other kids would love 2 love U but U're my little private joy
My private joy
U're my private joy

Private joy - such a pretty toy
Joy - U are my private joy

U're my little lover, orgasmatron
Only I know, only I know, baby, what turns U on
U're my little secret neon light
Girl, I wanna turn it on, turn it on, turn it on every night, ooh

I ain't gonna tell nobody nobody 'bout my little pretty toy
All the other kids would love 2 love U but U're my little private joy
My private joy
U're my private joy

Private joy - such a, such a pretty toy
Joy - U are my private joy

Shoot me up, baby, let's take a trip
I can't get enough, can't get enough of your private, private joy
(Joy, joy, joy)
Yeah!

Joy - such a, such a pretty toy
Joy - U are my private joy
Joy - shoot me up, baby, let's take a trip
Joy - I can't get enough of your private, ooh
Come on, honey, baby, get up!
Get up!

I strangled Valentino (He strangled Valentino)
U've been mine ever since (U've been his ever since)
If anybody asks U (If anybody asks U)
U belong 2 Prince!
Come on, baby, get up!
Get up! {x4}

I´ll have 2 go with "Work That Fat" and "Beggin´ Woman Bluse"

I would have to say moviestar, some funny lines in there

Fun: Private Joy
Funny: Housequake & Wonderful Ass

The whole ceral bit in "Joint 2 Joint" cracks me up everytime. And Sex in the Summer has some hilarious lyrics too.

work that fat and international lover makes me lol

Dance 4 Me, Blue Light, Sleep Around-these are a lot of fun

most fun was cloreen bacon skin from crystal ballhttp://prince.org/msg...5471&pg=1#