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Thread started 01/01/10 8:31am

Jazz31

He is not a woman. He's not a man. He is something that you'll never understand.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia...e_(artist)
I found this quite funny... not sure alot of you will but oh well smile

"He shrinks approximately 4" a year due to global warming."
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Reply #1 posted 01/01/10 9:14am

skoolteecher

lol
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Reply #2 posted 01/01/10 9:22am

peter430044

"Prince can play 962 different instruments, and can blow a trumpet with his ass while blindfolded and filling out his tax return."

falloff
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Reply #3 posted 01/01/10 9:25am

Riera

eek
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
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Reply #4 posted 01/01/10 4:11pm

funkylust

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That's the dumbest thing I ever read. Seriously who has the time?! Somebody has waaaaay too much time of their hands...
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The feeling you get when...

(you squeeze your balls?) no that's not it...
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Reply #5 posted 01/01/10 6:55pm

LadyLuvSexxy

eek I've seen this before and it's still really funny. Gotta have a sense of humor about it. Come on now. lol

The last few sentences of The Time's story is hilarious.
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Reply #6 posted 01/01/10 7:30pm

Acrylic

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lol
batting eyes ACRYLIC batting eyes
I do nothing professionally.
I only do things for fun.

johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven.
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Reply #7 posted 01/01/10 7:51pm

djdaffy1227

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So THAT'S where Squirrelgrease gets his Purple facts from!!!! lol lol lol
Making love and music are the only things worth fighting for.
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Reply #8 posted 01/01/10 8:23pm

nurseV

djdaffy1227 said:

So THAT'S where Squirrelgrease gets his Purple facts from!!!! lol lol lol



lol
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Reply #9 posted 01/02/10 12:39pm

Jazz31

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Reply #10 posted 01/02/10 12:46pm

mzkqueen03

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[Edited 1/3/10 17:00pm]
..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #11 posted 02/08/10 5:48am

teiemka

My colleagues are staring at me balling my eyes out, this is just too funny! fit

standouts are

-Prince proteges & band members

-Prince Concert Tours
Prince is a musician not a lifestyle.
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Reply #12 posted 02/08/10 6:13am

sacrifice

Hi he's talking about Christ..
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Reply #13 posted 02/12/10 6:51pm

lovingyou

you don't have to watch dynasty to have an attitude.
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Reply #14 posted 02/13/10 1:37am

erik319

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Made me laugh, thanks smile

Erik
blah blah blah
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Reply #15 posted 02/13/10 6:59am

yankem

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biggrin
"open your heart, open your mind
A train is leaving all day..."
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Reply #16 posted 02/13/10 7:05am

Genesia

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teiemka said:

My colleagues are staring at me balling my eyes out, this is just too funny! fit

standouts are

-Prince proteges & band members

-Prince Concert Tours


It you mean "crying with laughter," it's spelled "bawling."

Though if your co-workers saw you balling, they'd undoubtedly stare at that, too.
We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves.
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Reply #17 posted 02/13/10 9:27am

zucris

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sacrifice said:

Hi he's talking about Christ..


That´s what I always thought eek
Forever in my life...
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Reply #18 posted 02/13/10 11:50am

aPrrince4aMJlo
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peter430044 said:

"Prince can play 962 different instruments, and can blow a trumpet with his ass while blindfolded and filling out his tax return."

falloff


lol
"Raow Raow. Meow Moaw."
"Shut up Sterling!"
"U no eye <3 U."
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Reply #19 posted 02/13/10 11:51am

aPrrince4aMJlo
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Jazz31 said:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Prince_(artist)
I found this quite funny... not sure alot of you will but oh well smile

"He shrinks approximately 4" a year due to global warming."
[Edited 1/1/10 10:18am]


NOT funny =(
"Raow Raow. Meow Moaw."
"Shut up Sterling!"
"U no eye <3 U."
pussy
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Reply #20 posted 02/14/10 12:04am

erik319

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aPrrince4aMJlover said:

Jazz31 said:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Prince_(artist)
I found this quite funny... not sure alot of you will but oh well smile

"He shrinks approximately 4" a year due to global warming."
[Edited 1/1/10 10:18am]


NOT funny =(


quite funny smile

Erik
blah blah blah
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Reply #21 posted 02/14/10 10:19am

Aeneiden

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zucris said:

sacrifice said:

Hi he's talking about Christ..


That´s what I always thought eek


Yeah the trinity I think
Long Live The True Funk Soldiers
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Reply #22 posted 02/14/10 10:29am

jethrouk

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He shrinks approximately 4" a year due to global warming.


lol
"Sisters and brothers in the purple underground, find peace of mind in the pop sound!"
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Reply #23 posted 02/14/10 1:18pm

LORILA

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I will make the trnasparent box of tricks forever closing down,
very transparent.
Talk is a wounderful Thing
to talk things out brings the mankind further
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Reply #24 posted 02/15/10 12:33am

Bordi

What a douche. It is funny though
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Reply #25 posted 02/20/10 11:50am

annastesia101

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Prince can play 962 different instruments, and can blow a trumpet with his ass while blindfolded and filling out his tax return. He has written approximately 145,239 songs, most of which remain unreleased because they're shit. LMFAO

He shrinks approximately 4" a year due to global warming.
April usually brings showers
This time it was a hurtin' kind
This woman said she wanted my baby
I told her I'd have 2 be deaf, dumb, and blind
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