it's another friday night party at paisley, and u and everybody else are all psyched 4 what's in store (and a performance, hopefully)...but one problem.

everyone's been waitin in line 4 hours, and folks are beginnin 2 work your last nerve (especially those goofy psycho-fams who've been singin "the work" and windmillin 4 the last half-hour ).

instead of resortin 2 grumpiness and the ass-whoops therein, consider this list of things 2 do while you're waitin in line:

• start a game of telephone w/ the others in line
  
• create new lyrix from an old song in your head (but DON'T commit 'em 2 cd and...well, u know )
  
• give someone a manicure
  
• start up an .org-style debate about...whatever
  
• pass around a petition 2 open the vault (hey, we can dream )
  
• make a new friend (this is always good!)
  

ya'll think of some good ones 2 add on here...it's friday, i'm bored & i know the rest of ya'll are bored, 2.




damn.
[This message was edited Fri Jan 17 6:57:58 PST 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

When waiting in a que, U can always try the usual things:

: Play Slaps/Peanuts/thumb wrestling with the person in front or behind

: Start off a call and response chant

: Tap the person in fron of U and pretend it wasnt U 4 Ur own amusement.

I hope this has given U some ideas HandClapz!

Love from

JD x

I'd go for the org-style debate.
Everyone starts talking crap louder than the next person,while Natasha runs up and down the line sreaming out what she's gonna do to Prince.

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• Bring along a circus tent for warmth
  
• Play "Guess what song" Prince charades
  
• Bring chalk
  
• Bring condoms for orgy under tent
  
• Bring boombox to play SexyMF, Do Me Baby, Head, and Let's Pretend We're Married...LOUD
  
• Chant, "We are freezing our asses out here, over and over and over...

[This message was edited Fri Jan 17 7:20:09 PST 2003 by LaVisHh]

LaVisHh said:

u forgot "head" in your playlist...

and the thread comes to a screeching HALT

LaVisHh said:

Play "Jelly belly"

(that would be Jello Belly in US English but it doesn't really translate that well I guess jelly belly still works though).

Lie on your back on the floor! (Might be a bit cold but this is fun!!). Place your head on the belly (stomach) of person in front of you in line. Get the whole line to join in, zig zaging belly/head/belly/head/ belly/head/belly/head/ belly/head/belly/head. Soon, someone (probably a happy soul) will start to laugh. When they do their belly will wobble (the physiology is too complex to post here) the head of the person lying on them will also wobble, causing them to emit little chuckle. Before long the whole line will be in raucous laughter. All this whilst still maintaining your place in the line!

boink

wonder's if Soapstone has every tried to lie down on asphalt

LaVisHh said:

yeah...that, and the asphalt in the paisley parkin lot is kinna messed up...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Yes, it's not smooth like most roads. I wonder why?

do I hear a bird chirpin

ahem

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

At least somebody is posting.

LaVisHh said:

yeah (thanx 4 helpin me keep this thread warm, btw )

...now 4 the rest of ya'll...taps foot

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Maybe it's been so long, they forgot what a Paisley Park party is?

With that game N mind some 1 will probably try 2 place their head a little further south. (LOL) U may like it, U may not.

LaVisHh said:

da horror.

that's it!! we gotta bum-rush paisley...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

We could all go there tonight, build a campfire outside, and sing kumbaya.

LaVisHh said:

good idea!!

campfire...who's gonna bring the marshmallows?

Things to do: freeze your azz off.
It's cold up there in Mini this time of year.

XNY said:

well yeah,...speakin of which, i did an alternate "cold weather" version of this list. ya'll will see it soon enuff...

XNY said:

I agree...I was there in march once, and it was freezing!!!

(I'm still looking for a boot from that show if anyone knows)(March 20 1998)

greatdj1 said:

ix-nay on the ootlegg-bay!!

not on this thread...

LMAO greatdj1! What happen with your boot?

LaVisHh said:

I'm waiting in line with you!

Zum said:

alas, construction on the highway 5 is finished.

otherwise there'd be that fun game of dodging the backhoes

XxAxX said:

Zum said: