My girlfried recently told me a story about how Prince donated a on of money to her Son's school in North Minneapolis. I found it so heart warming to hear of his generosity and giving back to the community. And today the thought crossed my mind what if Prince had his own school???



Of course there would be songwriting classes, music theory, stage performance classes, cutting edge fashion design, successful business management, dance and flexibility, lessons in love and peace &




What are some other classes that could be at the School of

Musicology

Amorist said:

Thank you *waves to adoring public*

All seriousness Prince could teach so much to other talent. I know theres a University in the States about 2pac. Why not Prince

CrystalBall 101 "the magic of selling a non existent product"

Time Management 101 "When you realize time is an illusion, a lifetime membership can be a few months...if they existed"

T-shirt distribution 101 Canceled

Advanced Lawyer Techniques 201 "You will be sued for using anything learned in this class"

Chemtrails 101 "We can't prove this class exists, but pay tuition and sit outside M W F nights from 2-4 A.M."

Intermediate Door Knocking Techniques "Doorbells to door knockers, what to expect in the field"

Introduction to Hater Identification "Bring your own kool aid and sugar in an unopened container, containers will be scanned for recording devices."

First class - Guitar 101
James Brown - second hour
Horn part, U ain't got none unless U got Tower of Power
Bootsy will teach U all U need 2 know about the booty bass
And if U can't play 7, 7 on the drums, U better not show your face

Mars23 said:

OMG, this is too funny!

Mars23 said:

AND THERE WILL BE NO EYE CONTACT DURING THE LESSONS!

Mars23 said:

I totally forgot Sound Recording, and Video Production.... there could also be a group performance at the end of the year

and silly me singing lessons too

I always thought it would be cool if Prince used PP (when he has finished with it) to turn it into a music school and get all his celeb mates to come and teach underprivileged children - that would be cool

"How to get a woman and keep her"

"The Art of Flippin' the Script"

Proteges 101 ; Have to emulate your sound to suit different facets of your personality and select appropriate people for you to mould all your creative fantasies of lightweight clones of your self.
Sexiness 101: How to write sexy and creamy lyrics to a slow bump and grind beat without moving into bad taste. (Comes with extension classes that take place at a place near u for one on one tuition with ur guru
Spirituality 101 : Learn about God, divinity and adding the joy of gospel to your songs.

Moneymaking 601: For the advanced performer, sick of ur record company after they made u a star, this postgraduate class will help u sue ur record label and start your own. A series of glyphs you can choose ur new moniker from, the of course is off limits.

Graduation to is in u r in a purple gown with a purple sequinned mask covering ur face and u r 2 4get anything Prince says 2 u as hes handing u ur degree and a congratulatory purple lotusflower cossage.

In the late 90's Prince did plan on opening a school on Washington Ave in downtown MPLS. but the idea fell thru. He also planned on opening a hospital across the street from Paisley Park. There was actually a model of what it would look like. It was in the shape of the symbol.

Mars23 said:

ernestsewell said:

"U AIN'T FUNKY!!!"

A Prince Rogers Nelson School of Music?

All the possibilities of what could and should have been!

Oh well!

Mars23 said:

Where do I sign up?

TRUTH69 said:

Do you get expelled for eating meat or swearing?

Mars23 said:

RakelRosalita729 said:

How 2 drive a Limo deliriously around a lake, 101.

How to serve Cherry Wine 2 unite Miss mood and Miss mind.

How to clear your schedule for a ride of some sort.

Stewardess training 4 the International Lover flights.

How to be 2 bold and unsatisfied.

How to close the shop and take a break from 9 to 5.

Moon lasooing.

Hatman said:

Actually we would also have a Culinary Department with Purple Wedding Cakes and Symbol Pastries, along with a Prince Etiquette Seminar for perfecting your Paisley Runway Strut

those Light up fancy shoes don't walk them selves you know

Hatman said:

Not sure meat would be served but if you managed to smuggle in a camera of any kind, you would MOS DEF kicked out! I can just hear the PA now: "DON'T take my picture!"

Mars23 said: