I would love to read some of thoe fake track listings people have conjured up in the past in the spirit of fun . .

I remember one in The Prince Family newsletter, can anybody type that out if they still have them?

Is this one?

1.yo freaky ass
2.Sexy as u wanna b
3.Out of my mind
4.If i was ur lover
5.R u horny
6.Doyalikeuwannabdone
7.Littke nasty witch
8.Funky stuff
9.kiss my ass
10.Underwear
11.69 Positions
12.feelin'kinda freaky
13.mama cried
14.Mr dopeman
15.Big booty
16.Do it up
17.sexy black pussycat

One fake track: "Hey Hannigan",

And the one 'album' that a stalker made an anagram from the letters of my name, back in the alt.music.prince days: Swell Tree Lens. The fools even made a video about it, they were so obsessed. I found it all quite amusing. I had fun laughing @ them for their Dumbass Factor going through the roof.

ernestsewell said:

alt.music.prince WAS a breeding ground for morons, wasnt it?

at least having a video made out of your anagram is sort of an honor?

My two favs are from my bootleg vinlys of 'Charade' and 'The Black Album'
The record label tracklisting on 'Charade' reads like this :

1.Parade wendy's little girl
2.Try a new position
3.Wonderful
4.Can i taste your...Moon
5.Careful what you say
6.Slice of life
7.Aries in the snow
8.New pals at a bargin

side 2

9.Strawberry creams
10.Men & women
11.Hate or be poor
12.Hell

And 'The Black Album' record label reads like this:

1. The friend of power
2.Sin dee' sea
3.When two rin l'amour
4.George roberts'

side 2

5.Whatchamacallit
6.United 4 a cause
7.Rock hard in place
8.Sleepy images
9.Friendship bought cheap

Lmao! When i first got these two boots (in my prince amatuer days) and took a look at the tracklistings i was like 'wtf!' Lol!

I remember when someone posted a tracklist for an album titled A Doll's House,with songs like...

"I Got U (And Here's What I'm Gonna Do With U")

Also,back in 2000,there was a fake tracklist for 'The Rainbow Children' containing songs like...

"Dog Days"
"Sharp"
"If U Don't Understand (Then Stand Back!)" w/Larry Graham
"Voice Of Reason"

there was a time when fake tracklists were posted here all the time,lol.

cosmicday2010 said:

For a while, it was pretty decent. I got onboard around 1999 or 2000, but by 2002 it was going to shit pretty fast. It was sort of okay in 2003, but after that it was just that IHateWhiteComedians and MilesIsNotDead motherfucker doing the same stupid shit they'd been doing for YEARS, and now, 7 years later, they're STILL doing it. I mean.....REALLY? Even Prince knew when to stop laying "Purple Rain" for a while. haha It wasn't about Prince anymore, it was about trolling.

Either some people didn't get the anagram, or they didn't care, but of course I noticed it right away. If it was meant to be comedy, it just wasn't. It was so far fetched and a 180 from anything funny, it was just a big FAIL ultimately.

The video.....eh. It's probably still on YouTube somewhere. It was odd the amount of energy people put out to try and diss someone or take a stab at someone they never knew, and will never know. I suppose it's one thing to call someone a fuckhead and disagree with them, but THAT shit was just beyond anything normal.

meh wrote a venomos post cause im in a foul mood but yeh not any of ur faults so i deleted it ...
[Edited 2/4/10 8:18am]

ernestsewell said:

LMFAO, I just googled it and it came up:



Wow. That is bizarre.

How did you get dragged into that? These were just other guys from amp?

Militant said:

It has NOTHING to do with me, other than it being an anagram of my name. It's just a bunch of bored with no live whatsoever, trying to get some weird dig in. Yet, what dig is it? They thought enough of me to use me as a muse. I must be bigger and worth more than they openly give me credit for.

Oddly, my life has went on unaffected by all of it. Of course I remember it, but it hasn't affected me, other than making me have that same look Prince did in "Black Sweat".

But why did they pick you? It's really weird! lol

Militant said:

They were trying to be bullies.

ernestsewell said:

Ah I see. Well, that's not very nice. Were they always antagonizing you or something?

""I Got U (And Here's What I'm Gonna Do With U") I like that, actually.

Prick 4 Suzie. lol

Militant said:

There will always be bullies in the world. The difference is that I refuse to hand over my power to them. It's not like it put me in a funk or I felt bad about myself because of it. It was a big like a chihuahua thinking he was a doberman.

The craziest one was this thing where he supposedly was going to do an instrumental album where all the songs were gonna be 14 minutes long. The album was gonna be called "N.E.W.S." and the tracks "North", "East", "West", "South". Sounds horrible, glad it never saw the light of day





Wait, what?

cosmicday2010 said:

cosmicday2010 said:

That one isn't even original. Half those songs refer to other Prince songs.

ernestsewell said:

Nooo! I remember that! Oh some people would get so mad over that!

ernestsewell said:

Swell Tree Lens OMG I remember that!