Here are the lyrics;

Welcome 2 Gay Porn
U've just accessed the Wild Experience

(Hold, hold onto your dicks!)

Head down!
This is a suck
All U horny Muthafuckas up against the urinal
If you don't cum, give in to lust
Cuz we're a couple of simple, fucking ravers
I'm gonna suck you as close as a pubic razor
A randy new Daddy's guy, y'all say!
These are the Gays of Wild
Hell, yeah!

Hold onto your dicks

Before, you'd wished you'd peed, Homo please!

Piss on me, you know it'll make sense
The other trade was better suited 4 your jizz
Back when George was fuckin' Kenny (showbiz)
I'm sure those stains are his
Don't blame it on your sex drive, or the whizz
Mentality so insane
I got an erection, too and it rules my brain
Shoot on me, brother? That's the way
You're a real pervy and you know you're gay

Your moustache is appalling, 70's style
We are the Gays Of Wild - stick it up!

(Hold onto your dicks!)
We are the Gays Of Wild
(Hold onto your dicks!)
We are the Gays Of Wild

Hooker, bitch and ho, flattery for us, though
I only knew one, and then 200 or so
I sucked them all many times (Piss on me?)
Some people enjoy shit, but that's not my kind
Is your jizz type the type that squirts?
Or is your jizz type the type just dribbles - alert!
A guy's ass everyday should be thanked
Just disrespected, and raped and spanked
And if a guy ever said I did
He's a kiss-and-tell bastard, in his ass my cock I hid

Your moustache is appalling, 70's style
We are the Gays Of Wild!

(Hold onto your dicks!)
These are the Gays Of Wild
Oh oh oh, by the way, get me something from the bar!

'Fuck me' shoes and tatts, now that's phat
Get it up until the next day - I'm behind your back
From behind we all look the same
God bless the darkroom, homo of the brave
I'd rather dress in leather, or go bare
I'm taking off something and feel free to go there
Give me a candle-wax burn, I think that's cool
If you don't lick my boot, I'll make you look like a fool
On your cock, now I'm gonna stand
Take the pain, Muthafucka, you call yourself a man

Your moustache is appalling, 70's style
We are the Gays Of Wild - stick it up!

(Hold onto your dicks!)
We are the Gays Of Wild
(Hold onto your dicks!)
We are the Gays Of Wild


(Okay, so I was bored)

This guy is obviously as big a geek as he looks in that photo. yuck.

MYNAMEISFACE said:

Yet Face won't put up a picture of his mug...

MYNAMEISFACE said:

That's not actually me in the photo.

I think I've never laughed so hard on Prince.org...

!!

As a big fan of gay porn I can vouch for the accuracy of this song

You are So Crazy Haystack. What a Nut! Silly.

Natasha said:

I love Natasha. It's a joy to read your posts, girl.

MYNAMEISFACE said:

why are you so mad an mean all the time ? I mean .."doesn't that make you feel like shit?"-Wendy

Thanks Haystack. Lots of Cheer sent your way.

This is funny as shit! LMAO
Thou its fags like him that give gays a bad rap...because all gay men aren't as desperate and horny as he sounds in this 'gays of wild' medley


LOL

NPD313 said:

we know that..were not "new"

Oh. ma. God! that's one the best song parodies i've ever seen -- maybe Prince'll let Weird Al record it.

good work, thanks 4 the laugh --

NPD313 said:

Yeah, but if I'd made the lyrics a bit more truthful, it would have all been about mortgages, arguing about the colour scheme in the dining room, not wanting to wash-up after dinner, listening to Cher/Kylie and getting upset because your other half was looking at that guy in the restaurant for waaay too long.

ANOTHER BORED MUTHAFUCKA ON THE ORG.

haha,
can´t understand why the heck all the people is taking this so seriosly... dammit relax.. never heard of parody b4? You like it, or hate it, that´s all. Take it or leave it.

Pretty good one tho, but I guess you have to be more a toaster to get this lyrics out..

Nice one, Haystack.

Funny as fuck.

[edit]ooh! nevermind. i'll save that little trick for another time.



it's a good one though

[This message was edited Thu Jan 23 13:06:49 PST 2003 by AaronUnlimited]

too funny...you're one clever dude Haystack