We all know the our Royal badness can be just down right nasty in his lyrics... Which song/ songs do you think have (parental advisory written all over them?)

I'm gonna go with "Lets pretend We're married" From the Album 1999

Lyrics: I wanna fuck U so bad it hurts, it hurts, it hurts
Ooh, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna fuck U
Yeah, I wanna, I wanna, ooh, I wanna fuck U
Look here Marsha, I'm not sayin' this just 2 be nasty
I sincerely wanna fuck the taste outta your mouth
Can U relate?

Just down right nasty but oooh la la at the same time....

insatiable3 said:

oohhh pussy control,ohhhh


caught her at a hotel masturbing to a magazine

I agree with you Those lyrics are rather righteous

not so much dirty as well really good
Come
Lie down beneath my shadow
Lie down beneath my shadow with great delight
And your feel will be sweet 2 me
Come
My left hand under your head,
While my right embraces time
Therein, my virgin, love's wine

L is 4 lust
O is 4 obsession
V is 4 the vast way u envelop my soul
This is crazy, this is crazy
I could die from the pheromone

I can see the castle
I can see the throne
I can see the beloved and she's not alone
But it's cool like that
Cuz I'll be diggin' her just the same
I can see the curtain wrestled from the wall
I can see her hands tied
I can see it all
He pulls a gat
This is how they play the game
And I'm 'round the the back
Cuz curiosity it knows no shame

Pheromone, rush over me like an ocean
Pheromone, controllin' my every motion
Pheromone, I'm helpless as a pet
Pheromone, when your body's wet

I can feel the tension through the crack in the door
He begs 4 love, while she's disgusted more
And I'm on fire, cause I never seen her nude before
I wanna save her (save her)
I want 2 watch (watch)
All my vital signs go up a couple of notches
When he unties her and she runs 2 the open door
He trips and grinds her (grinds her)
Right there all on the floor (on the floor)
She so close I can touch her (touch her)

Pheromone, rush over me like an ocean
Pheromone, controllin' my every motion
Pheromone, I'm helpless as a pet
Pheromone, when your body's wet (body's wet, body's wet, body's wet)

Her eyes are closed but there's no penetration
He just makes her point the pistol 2 his nose
While he masturbates and now I see a tear
Heading down towards her smile
What happens next it all depends upon your style

(Oh, this is crazy baby)

Pheromone, (Pheromone) rush over me like an ocean
Pheromone, (Pheromone) controllin' my every motion
Pheromone, I'm helpless as a pet
Pheromone, (Pheromone) when your body's wet (body's wet)
Pheromone, rush over me like an ocean
Pheromone, controllin' my every motion

I don't really wanna go crazy but I'm helpless as a pet
When I see your naked body's wet (when your body's wet,body's wet)

I am Violet the Organ Grinder
and I grind all the live long day
I live for the organ, that I am grinding
I'll die, but I won't go away

I am Violet the Organ Grinder
and I grind all the live long day
I live for the organ, that I am grinding
I'll die, but I won't go away

Ooh, wait a minute, I think u better trip on this
Ooh, wait a minute, I think u better trip on this

I was on my way to another room
when an image of u sweetly
appeared in the mirror
perhaps u recall
u and I were neatly
in the middle of a Crystal Ball
that now serves as a reminder
on the wall of u and I the organ grinder
in the greatest concert of them all

I am Violet the Organ Grinder {chorus in the background}
and I grind all the live long day
I live for the organ, that I am grinding
I'll die, but I won't go away

did u know that I still have your stockings?
I keep 'em in a drawer next to your brazier
come hither, my sweet, lend me your attention,
come hither lend my your ear
I do believe that my piano was stolen
I do believe that u want me near
Well I can deal with a sucker
if he's in your mouth,
but I can't deal with insincere
I'm the one that lives in your heart
u love me, no matter what u say
swear you don't miss the organ grinder
grinding on you every day

I am Violet the Organ Grinder (I am Violet the Organ Grinder)
and I grind all the live long day (and I grind all the live long day)
(check this out)
Ooh, wait a minute, I think u better trip on this

I took all the pictures you gave me,
and I placed them right under my bed
and I pumped and I pumped
'til the 'gasm much as jumped
from my feet to the top of my head, oh boy!

I'm Violet the Organ Grinder {chorus in the background}
and I grind all the live long day
I live for the organ, that I am grinding
I'll die, but I will not go away

Ooh, wait a minute, I think u better trip on this

Like a puppy, I licked your devotion
from your neck from your eyes from your ears
when you cry, I became your emotion,
and if u ever cry like that again
I'll be here

'cause I'm Violet the Organ Grinder {chorus in the background}
and I grind all the live long day
I live for the organ, that I'm grinding
I'll die, but I won't go away

not even...
[peace to the mutha]
(who turned the mother out)

[peace to the mutha]
(who turned the mother out)

I am Violet the Organ Grinder
and I grind all the live long day
I live for the organ, that I am grinding
I'll die, but I won't go away

^

We r all amped up like a rock n roll band

Do Me, Baby


Here we are in this big old empty room, staring each other down
U want me just as much as I want u, let’s stop fooling around
Take me baby... kiss me all over... play with my love
Bring out what’s been in me for far too long
Baby, u know that’s all I’ve been dreaming of
Do me baby, like u never done before
Give it to me till I just can’t take no more
Do me baby, like u never done before
I want u now, I just can’t wait no more, can’t wait...

Here we are looking for a reason for u to lay me down
For a love like ours is never out of season, so baby please stop teasing me
What ya do, I can never love no other, u’re the best I ever had
Whenever we’re not close to one another, I just want u so bad

So do me baby, like u never done before
Give it to me till I just can’t take no more
C’mon, do me baby, like u never done before
I want u now, I just can’t wait no more

I said ooo...ooo...oooo...ooooo
Do me baby, do me baby, give it to me
Do me baby, I want u now
Do me baby, give it to me
Do me baby, do me baby, don’t wanna do it all alone
I want your love.
Do me baby, give it to me
Do me baby, this feeling is too strong, make me wait 2 long, I want u now

You’re leaving me no choice
Ok, what are u gonna do...u just gonna sit there and watch? alright...
Are u sure u don’t wanna close your eyes?
...well, isn’t it supposed to take a long time?
I’m not gonna stop till the war is over...
Help me! there...ok...ok
I’m so cold....just hold me

I'm gonna go with these next....

Tick,Tick bang (GB)

U're such a bombshell,
And if I ever get ya, ever get ya, ever get ya,
There's no telling how long I'd last
Before I tick, tick bang all over u
Tick, tick-a-tick, bang, bang all over u
Tick, tick-a-tick, bang, bang, bang, tick, bang, bang
Ooh, I can't hold it. Ooh, it's getting all over me.
Ooh, I can't hold it. Ooh, it's getting all over me.

I've got to go with Come. This song is just insane!

After I studied this song, I came to the conclusion that Prince is sick. Mentally ill. Demented.

But oooohh... the talent!!



If U're 18 and over, come here
I got something 4 your mind


(Come) {repeat in song


CHORUS:
U should do that, baby - no more will U cry
The spirit's calling, here's a reason why
If U had a chance 2 see the future, would U try?
If U will, so will I


When I call U up, I wanna tell U what 2 wear
Don't be surprised if I tell U 2 go bare
Long as U wash between your soul and through your hair
(I'm gonna do it) I'll do my duty there, oh


CHORUS


(When U) When I lay U down, I wanna tell U what 2 feel
(Don't U) Don't be surprised if I make U my daily meal
Lickin' U inside, outside, all sides up and down
With my tongue in the crease, baby, I go round when I go down, down, down, down...


When I do U, no more will U cry
The spirit's calling, here's a reason why
If U had the chance 2 see the future, would U try?
If U will, so will I, so will I


U should do that, baby
U should do that, girl
U should do that, baby
U should do that, girl


When I suck U there, I don't wanna hear U scream Don't talk or breathe, don't cough or sneeze (Achoo!)
Oh, just dream, dream, dream
Baby, huh, my tongue's gonna do things that U've never seen
Oh girl


When I blow that mind, baby
I'm gonna drive U crazy


U should do that, girl (No more will U cry)
U should do that, baby (Here's a reason why)
(If U had the chance 2 see the future, would U try?)
(Do that girl, do that girl)
U should do that, baby (If U will, so will I)


(Come on, come on, come on - no more will U cry)
(Here's a reason why)
(If U had the chance 2 see the future, would U try?)
(If U will, so will I)
Now break it down


When I blow that mind, baby
I'm gonna drive U crazy


Can I suck U, baby?
Can I fuck U, baby?
I wanna suck U, baby
Shout it out!

(No more will U cry)
(Here's a reason why)
And if U had a chance 2 see the future, would U try?
Oh, if U will, if U will, so will I (If U will, so will I)


Like a splendid, open-ended, celibate friend pretending
(No more will U cry)
Not 2 know it when I blow it in your eyes
(Here's a reason why)
Like a strawberry, chocolate, fender jazz, mashed potato fuzztone
All over your thighs, oh baby
That's the only come I know when I'm deep inside that... yeah!
That's the only time, the only time U go
"Ooh baby, U're so good" {x2
Aw, shut up!
This is just so U
Come {x3


No more will U cry


It's no wonder there's a puddle there, holding it in 4 so long
U know U can let it go, it won't be wrong
It's just U and me, baby, 2night and 4ever more
U should do that, baby - fuck it on the floor
Or better yet, why don't U do it on the chair?
U should get that shit started, U can change your underwear
Yeah, U can always change your underwear

It don't mean U're wrecked cuz U kiss in a restaurant
It don't mean U're wrecked just cuz me tallywhacker suckin' is all U want
All it means is that the one that come before me never made U come
U should do that, baby
Do that, baby {x3


Let me suck U
Don't scream
Don't talk
Don't breathe
Just lay back {x2
Just lay back and dream
Dream {x3


Oh yeah
Oh love
Did U come, come, come, come?
I wanna know
(U should do that, baby) U should do that, baby
Oh yes (Oh yes), oh yes
Come - U should do that, baby (Do that, girl)
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah... ! (Oh yeah)


No more, no more (No more will U cry)
Will U cry, cry, cry, cry (Here's a reason why)
If U had the chance 2 see the future, would U try?
If U will, if U will, so will I (Come, come, come, come)
(Do that, baby)


When I blow that mind, baby
I'm gonna drive U crazy
Come


U should do that, baby
Come
[Edited 1/22/10 14:37pm]

insatiable3 said:

I was just thinking about making a cross stitch of this lyric earlier today. Dirty and sexy at the same time. Yum!

Again, do we all get some lurid delight out of his 80s aural soft porn fantasies. HELL YES!!!!!

Here's my contender

She showed me, where I was supposed to go
Said a blowjob don't mean blow
Incest is everything its said to be
Ooh! Sister, don't put me on the street again
Ooh! Sister, I just wanna be your friend
.....
My sister never made love to anyone else but me,
Shes the reason for my (uh) sexuality.
She only wanted 2 turn me out
Just listen til she made me shout (I think this may be wrong)
Listen motherfuckers, hes just a motherfucking kid, can't you understand
Ooh! Sister, don't put me on the street again
Ooh! Sister, I just wanna be your friend
I'm tired of being your fool
You put me on the street and treat me cruel.
Oooh Sister! Ooooh sister! Ooohhwooow!

boogiebear said:

Yes a TRUE CLASSIC, its so nasty, but yet so profound

maytelover18 said:

You need to listen to that song again. It's not a dirty song in any regard.

OK what about this song gotta love the nasty dirty romance of it plus its one of my favs....

Ooh, oooh, my, my, yeah U ooh...

Turn the lights off, strike a candle
No one that I've ever, knows how 2 handle
My body, the way U truly do
Insatiable's my name when it comes 2 U

I got a jones, Martha
Oh yeah, it be like this
I can't have a hug unless I have a kiss, ooh (I can't have a hug unless...)
My body, baby, U truly do
Insatiable's my name when it comes 2 U

Like a wildcat, Martha, in a celibate rage
I want U alone in my dirty little cage
Can U understand, Martha?
Ooh, my body baby, U truly do
Insatiable's my name when it comes 2 U

2night we video
No one will ever know
We'll erase the naughty bits
I'll show my... if U show your...

I can't help it, Martha
(She's insatiable) (Insatiable) {repeated}
I can't help what U do 2 me (Ooh)
U are my every fantasy

CHORUS:
There's no tellin' how far I'd go
Cuz when it comes 2 U, I know
I'm insatiable and I just can't stop
Even if I wasn't thirsty, I would drink every drop

Please baby, don't say no
Cuz I'll surely go - crazy

Okay, so all U do is push the little red button
And I belong 2 U in your little video box
Nah, don't look at the clock, yeah
It's 2:45, we got all night
First, U gotta tell me what U want me 2 do
(My body, baby, U truly do)
Come on
(Insatiable's my name when it comes 2 U)

CHORUS
(This is true)

So take it slow, baby and let's unwind
Do U really want all my clothes off? (Yes)
What are U gonna do 2 prove it? (Ooh)
Aren't U afraid we're gonna be found out? (No)
Well, let's get on with the show
Ooh, turn the lights down lower
Doesn't my body look good in the shadows?
Ooh, baby knows what 2 do
Have U done this before? (I don't know)
U say U want my hips up in the air (Yeah)
Oh no, I don't care
Ooh, my body baby, U truly do
I know I could be nasty with U
Oh yeah!

Up and down
Just like a seesaw (Back and forth)
Back and forth (Listen)
Oh girl, I'm falling

I love U baby
I love U baby
U are mine
U're nastier than I thought
It's just 2:49[b]

:
(319)
'Bout time, come in
Ow!
(319)

Take off your clothes
319
Bet U got a body, by God
Come on, let me see
U oughta

My camera's gonna get U when U get it good and wet
U oughta let me come and pet U so it lasts, baby
319

Can I see it, baby? (Mmm) Ow!

I got a good shot, put your leg on the chair (Like that?)
U know U're 2 hot when U play with your hair (Ha ha ha)
I like it

I just wanna holler, scream, and shout
When U let your fingers do the walkin' in and out and all about
319

Ah hoochie, don't do that
U.. U.. U make me wanna dance!

Now watch this

Lock the door and kill the phone
My camera, U and me alone
Will make a picture all will see and go
"Ow, 319"


Oh baby, how'd U get your legs 2 do that?
Ooh shit

(319) [repeat in BG]
319
U're just 2 mean
319
Yeah, yeah, go on girl

Ain't gotta tell U cuz U already know
Girl, U in the house so keep runnin' that show
Go on girl
Yeah

Come here
Have U ever kissed another woman on the dance floor?
Come here, where U goin'?
Come here
319 (319)

Oh

Ooohh Lover! I got a sugarcane
That I want to lose in you
But can you stand the pain?

That was from In Love.

All I want to do is whip your body, until you start to bleed
I don't love u baby, I'm just a horny toad.

Other first class dirty songs (Besides what has been mentioned)

Lady Cab Driver
Do it all night
Dirty Mind
Private Joy
Lets Work
Automatic (Theres some stuff about torture there)
International Lover
Darling Nikki
Tambourine
It
If I was ur girlfriend (I'll drink it down there where it comes)
Le Grind
Rock hard in a funkyplace (I hate to see an erection go to waste).
Erotic city
Horny Toad
Irresistable Bitch
I love u in me (When we're making love its like surgery)
When 2 R in Love (Their bodies shiver with the mere contemplation of Penetration, let me play with your body until your river's an ocean)

Sister

I was only 16 but I guess that's no excuse
My sister was 32, lovely, and loose
She don't wear no underwear
She says it only gets in her hair
And it's got a funny way of stoppin' the juice

My sister never made love to anyone else but me
She's the reason for my, uh, sexuality
She showed me where it's supposed to go
A blow job doesn't mean blow
Incest is everything it's said to be
Oh, sister
Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend

I was only 16 and only half a man
My sister didn't give a goddamn
She only wanted to turn me out
She [took a whip to] me until I shout
"Oh, OH MOTHERFUCKER SHE'S A MOTHERFUCKER
Can't you understand'"

Oh, sister
Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend
I know what you want me to do
Put me on the street
And make me blue
Oh, sister, oohoohoooow

how about this one...

Ripopgodazippa, Ripopgodazippa,
a few flick of da pink plush, and this brotha trippa
start down at the bass then stop at da treble
circle da midrange and up go me levels
"Precious" by Chante` is rockin' da box
dis cannot be 4play cuz dis be 2 hot
up go da left thigh on me shoulder bare
up go da right and my blood pressure there
with my tongue in da cheek of your gold underwear
1 yank of da teeth and they off on da chair

Ripopgodazippa, Ripopgodazippa,
a few flick of da pink plush, and dis brotha trippa
my girlie, how in da world did U learn dis dat U know?
Ripopgodazippa, etc. etc....so!

Dis bench dat I normally use 4 da weights
my girl, she lay me down and try my soul 2 take
a devil dis night she was be4 as I'm layin' there
she take it all right down her throat, right down 2 the hair
she wouldn't move a muscle 4 what seemed like days
my heart stop beating and I die dis way

Ripopgodazippa, Ripopgodazippa
a few flick of da pink plush, and dis brotha trippa
my girlie, how in da world did U learn dis dat U know?
Ripopgodazippa, etc. etc....so!

Ripopgodazippa

I lay me girl down on da fake lamb fur
it's fake but it's still soft as what's between her
lavender oil come from the bottle like I do
whenever I think about me zippa rippin' so cool
all down the body and double between da thighs
Ripopgodazippa and U get a big surprise!

Ripopgodazippa, Ripopgodazippa
a few flick of da pink plush, and dis brotha trippa
my girlie, how in da world did U learn dis dat U know?
Ripopgodazippa, etc. etc...so!

Ripopgodazippa

Instead of walking inside, just knock on da door
I take a look around until she beggin' me "More, more, more!"
when I finally xxx inside, I'm standin' perfectly still
"I can't take no more!"
"Pump U then I will!"
"I just wanna call your name, but I don't know what 2 say.."

Ripopgodazippa

"If U're always with me, U'll never have 2 call me..."

"Touche`"

Remember when I met U, baby
U were on your way 2 be wed
U were such a sexy thing
I loved the way U walked, the things U said
And I was so nonchalant
I didn't want U 2 be misled
But I've gotta have U, baby
I gotta have U in my bed

And U said - "I'm just a virgin and I'm on my way 2 be wed
But U're such a hunk so full of spunk, I'll give U..."

CHORUS:
Head till U're burnin' up
Head till U get enough
Head till U're love is red
Head - love U till U're dead

U know U're good, girl
I think U like 2 go down
U wouldn't have stopped but ah...
I came on your wedding gown

And U said - "I must confess, I wanna get undressed and go 2 bed"

With that, I jammed
U fool, U married me instead!
Now morning, noon, and night I give U...

CHORUS

Ooh yeah! {x3}
Head {x4}
Oooh!

CHORUS

Head (Oh no)
Head
Head (Oh no, baby, no)
Head
Head (Ow!)
Head
Head (But U said I could)
Head

And now boys and girls 4 the graphic part

Close your ears if U ain't got a nasty heart

The schoolyard, the schoolyard

Here we go

Now take a glove, fill it with hot baby lotion and slip it on (Well)

Pull it tight, that's what Carrie was like

One stroke and I was gone

Gone I was, it's true

The schoolyard, the schoolyard

come on you guys know it doesn't get any dirtier than Girl


Girl
U excite me so
Oohwee baby, your body's like no other
Girl
It's U I gotta know (Gotta know)
Oohwee baby, I bet you're quite a lover
Girl (Ooh girl)
I wanna take U home
Oohwee baby U dream I scream inside U
I want U in the worst way
U make me....
Girl
Girl
Girl
Won't U kiss me?
Oohwee baby, my lips they want U so
Girl
How can U resist me? (How can U resist me?)
The smell of animal lust is a-all over me
(The smell of animal lust is a-all over me)
Oh, girl
If I could hold your hand
I'd make U touch my body until U understand
I'm your man (I'm your man)
All night, all day (All night, all day)
I want U in the worst way
U make me... (U make me)
Caress the flower
Warm, warm
Bring it to the garden
The garden
Be poetic
Tell me what it feels like...
A sea of electricity?
Now that's wonderful
Talk 2 U? Talk 2 U?
What do U wanna hear?
If I was anything else I'd be the water in your bath, darling
(Girl) Girl
U excite me so
Oohwee baby, my flesh is on fire (Oohwee baby, my flesh is on fire)
(Girl) Girl
The way U play with it
Oohwee baby, I think U desire me (Oohwee baby, I think U desire me)
Girl
Make a wish, baby (Make a wish, baby)
Anything (Anything)
We'll make it come true (Come true, come true)
Me and U (Me and U)
I want U in the worst way
U make me....
Ooh, girl
(Girl)
(Girl)
U like the dreamy ice cream
Girl, your lips r so wet (Girl)
Feel my hands, they're all sweaty (Girl)
[*single version fades here*]
I don't know, I, I guess U frighten me
'Cuz I've never wanted anyone like this before
To feel this way it's like, I don't know, it's like a sin
'Cuz sometimes I feel bad
Sometimes I want U so much I can--
God. All I have 2 do is think about U and I can have an orgasm
That sounds funny, doesn't it? Ha-ha
Marry me
Yeah that's right, marry me
Girl
Don't U ever get lonely sometimes? (Girl)
Gir-girl, don't U ever--
Don't U ever want someone--
Don't U ever want someone just 2--
Don't U ever want someone just 2 talk 2?
Well U can talk 2 me, baby
I'm--I'm a good listener
U know what?
U know what else?
U know what else I am?
U know what else I am, I am?
I'm a good kisser 2.
C'mere. Closer.
C'mere, closer.
Closer.
C'mere. C'mere.
Your ass is so tight.
Shhhh. C'mere baby. C'mere.
That's it. Right there.

Prince Orgasm lyrics

Come on
Come on
Don't be shy, it's only U and I
Isn't that what U want?
Oh yeah
Oh here I come
Come on then
Keep going
Keep going
Oh yeah
Keep going
Yeah
Here I, here I, here I come
(come with me)
Now
Come
Imagine what U look like from across the room
u're almost there
Come
Oh yeah
I love U

TheVoid said:

She took off her dress and I took a peek
While thunderstorm played hide 'n' seek
I begged 4 a kiss, she gave me 7
Our lips touched and it feel like heaven

CHORUS:
Everything I want is what she does 2 me
She don't blush cuz she's so damn free
When she makin' love, it's like surgery
And she say - "Ooh, I love U in me"

"I love..."

I promise myself not 2 come until she does
Then she took both hands and a liar I was
No man in this world could ever hope 2 last
When my baby downshifts and starts pumpin' fast

CHORUS

"I love U, I love U in me"

Our bodies sink in a pool of sweat
It's the kinda love that U never forget (Yeah)
With U honey, I'm the richest in the world (So rich)
I don't need money cuz U're my girl

CHORUS
(Surgery)

"I love U in me"

Everything I want is what U do 2 me
(Everything I want is what she does 2 me)
U don't blush cuz U're so damn free
(She don't blush cuz she's so damn free)
So free, yeah!
When U're makin' love, it's like surgery
And U say - "Ooh, I love U in me"
"I love U"
Yeah, yeah

ernestsewell said:

I was about to type the same thing..

For some reason though not the dirritest lyrics but the way Prince sings Dance 4 Me gets me over the top worked up, I can't even explain it, Dancing can be so innocent yet the way he sangs it makes it seem so bad and sexy, I think I will play it today

I still don't think I've heard anything as dirty as "Schoolyard"'s little part.