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Does Prince masturbate? It is well-known that a man has to offload some cum from time to time. If he doesn't, it would lead to severe concentration- and sleeping problems.
He says he is celibate. He is a Jehova's Witness. Still, don't you think even our/his little man can't resist from time to time? Is he the hard guy, who turns into a wild masturbatic monster once a week, when he locks himself into PP and sends all the others out, so he could wank everywhere, all the time, like the first man on earth? Or is he a shower-masturbator, who would excuse himself in front of God by stating "Ya know, bro', I had that nasty itch and I just felt I had to wash myself properly with loads of rubbin' and shit!"? Or is he the rub-thy-teddy-bear-in-sleep type, waking up in white mud once a while, pretending he doesn't know where it came from, blaming it on the crew and offloading another engineer for playing "a prank" on him? Discuss. | |
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Of course he masturbates. What do you think all those dildos he's mentioned in his songs are used for? | |
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Dave1992 said: Or is he the rub-thy-teddy-bear-in-sleep type, waking up in white mud once a while, pretending he doesn't know where it came from, blaming it on the crew and offloading another engineer for playing "a prank" on him?
To answer your question - no, he doesn't. He saves all of his cum for honeymoon with Tame. | |
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Of course, haven't you listened to Kamasutra? | |
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Hell Yeah!!
Remember that "Are u Gonna sit there and watch?" from "Do Me Baby"... What do U think he's talking about? Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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FrenchGuy said: Hell Yeah!!
Remember that "Are u Gonna sit there and watch?" from "Do Me Baby"... What do U think he's talking about? We know that, but Dave was asking if does Prince masturbate now, when he's JW and in celibate. | |
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Dave1992 said: Discuss. Of course he mastubates. Didn't you read them liner notes in the vinyl edition of The Rainbow Children? It clearly states: "Yeah mastub8 like a horny bunny 4 sure. Just thought U should no, so U could truly understand n comprehend my music n work n shit". Page 4, upright corner. | |
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Check out the lyrics to Poom Poom, then you´ll know. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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I really don't like the visual of a 51 yr old man doing the thang thang | |
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nurseV said: I really don't like the visual of a 51 yr old man doing the thang thang
When you're 51, it's not thang thang, it's more like "thang thang thang thang damn this was always working properly thang thang" | |
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zaza said: nurseV said: I really don't like the visual of a 51 yr old man doing the thang thang
When you're 51, it's not thang thang, it's more like "thang thang thang thang damn this was always working properly thang thang" I think it still works at 51 I just don't like the visual | |
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Oh, good lord. http://www.facebook.com/p...111?ref=ts
y'all gone keep messin' around wit me and turn me back to the old me...... | |
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What the fuck is next?
Does Price cut his own toenails? Does Prince wipe his ass after he takes a shit? What do you think Prince reads while taking a shit? Does like a banana in the tail pipe? Just because he is boring as hell right now (and has been for awhile), why do we need to get personal? (this response is all in fun y'all, so don't attack me) | |
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dont u think this is a bit personal ... talking abt what he does... tht is disrespecting ..... | |
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hahaha hahaha best thread ever.
He must pull the pud every now and then. If not he'd have a pair or knackers like 2 swollen watermelons. | |
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Of course he does NOT: masturbating makes you become deaf, a hearing-impaired Prince would not be able to compose music (unless he's the modern-day Beethoven...)
this thread... | |
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Face it - unless Prince has a new project, or is performing, or is seen somewhere, we have to face the fact that we have run out of things to talk about.
Sad but true. | |
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Isabell said: Of course he does NOT: masturbating makes you become deaf, a hearing-impaired Prince would not be able to compose music (unless he's the modern-day Beethoven...)
this thread... But then again, grandma always said it also makes your hair grow thicker and you'll have problems with your back when you masturbate! That chest... The hip... | |
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That's it, I've come to a conclusion.
Prince is a masturbaniac. [Edited 1/11/10 9:04am] | |
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"Oh, I can't hold it, oh it's gettin' all over me..." = PRECUM | |
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Just when you've pretty much seen everything here on the org along cums this shit! congratulation, this months dumbest thread!
She Believed in Fairytales and Princes, He Believed the voices coming from his stereo
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me? | |
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Live life as though each moment is as precious & beautiful as a rainbow after a spring rain. b positive, creative, kind, productive, resourceful & respectful of humankind, & feel free 2 know that U-R-A . i can feel it when u shine on me | |
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People who want this thread locked are all closet-wankers.
It won't make it any better, you have to face the truth: If you don't stop you'll follow the same road Prince is on. And there is no way back. | |
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wow cant believe there were actually responses to this.
yeokay! definitely done with this site | |
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I love the org. And I love who I am. | |
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Dave1992 said: I love the org. And I love who I am. Cock | |
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