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Thread started 01/11/10 6:33am

Dave1992

Does Prince masturbate?

It is well-known that a man has to offload some cum from time to time. If he doesn't, it would lead to severe concentration- and sleeping problems.


He says he is celibate. He is a Jehova's Witness.

Still, don't you think even our/his little man can't resist from time to time?

Is he the hard guy, who turns into a wild masturbatic monster once a week, when he locks himself into PP and sends all the others out, so he could wank everywhere, all the time, like the first man on earth?

Or is he a shower-masturbator, who would excuse himself in front of God by stating "Ya know, bro', I had that nasty itch and I just felt I had to wash myself properly with loads of rubbin' and shit!"?

Or is he the rub-thy-teddy-bear-in-sleep type, waking up in white mud once a while, pretending he doesn't know where it came from, blaming it on the crew and offloading another engineer for playing "a prank" on him?



Discuss.
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Reply #1 posted 01/11/10 6:39am

TheVoid

Of course he masturbates. What do you think all those dildos he's mentioned in his songs are used for?
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Reply #2 posted 01/11/10 6:45am

zaza

Dave1992 said:

Or is he the rub-thy-teddy-bear-in-sleep type, waking up in white mud once a while, pretending he doesn't know where it came from, blaming it on the crew and offloading another engineer for playing "a prank" on him?

falloff

To answer your question - no, he doesn't. He saves all of his cum for honeymoon with Tame.
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Reply #3 posted 01/11/10 6:47am

NouveauDance

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Of course, haven't you listened to Kamasutra?
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Reply #4 posted 01/11/10 6:57am

FrenchGuy

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lol lol Hell Yeah!!
Remember that "Are u Gonna sit there and watch?" from "Do Me Baby"... What do U think he's talking about?
Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves.
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Reply #5 posted 01/11/10 7:01am

zaza

FrenchGuy said:

lol lol Hell Yeah!!
Remember that "Are u Gonna sit there and watch?" from "Do Me Baby"... What do U think he's talking about?

We know that, but Dave was asking if does Prince masturbate now, when he's JW and in celibate.
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Reply #6 posted 01/11/10 7:06am

Cravens

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Dave1992 said:


Discuss.


Of course he mastubates.

Didn't you read them liner notes in the vinyl edition of The Rainbow Children?
It clearly states:

"Yeah eye mastub8 like a horny bunny 4 sure. Just thought U should no, so U could truly understand n comprehend my music n work n shit".

Page 4, upright corner.
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Reply #7 posted 01/11/10 7:28am

KoolEaze

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Check out the lyrics to Poom Poom, then you´ll know.
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #8 posted 01/11/10 7:33am

nurseV

I really don't like the visual of a 51 yr old man doing the thang thang lol
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Reply #9 posted 01/11/10 7:37am

zaza

nurseV said:

I really don't like the visual of a 51 yr old man doing the thang thang lol

When you're 51, it's not thang thang, it's more like "thang thang thang thang damn this was always working properly thang thang" lol
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Reply #10 posted 01/11/10 7:43am

nurseV

zaza said:

nurseV said:

I really don't like the visual of a 51 yr old man doing the thang thang lol

When you're 51, it's not thang thang, it's more like "thang thang thang thang damn this was always working properly thang thang" lol



falloff I think it still works at 51 lol I just don't like the visual falloff
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Reply #11 posted 01/11/10 8:09am

ButterscotchPi
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Oh, good lord. hrmph
http://www.facebook.com/p...111?ref=ts
y'all gone keep messin' around wit me and turn me back to the old me......
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Reply #12 posted 01/11/10 8:36am

tricky2

What the fuck is next?

Does Price cut his own toenails? lol
Does Prince wipe his ass after he takes a shit? lol
What do you think Prince reads while taking a shit? lol
Does like a banana in the tail pipe? lol

Just because he is boring as hell right now (and has been for awhile), why do we need to get personal?

(this response is all in fun y'all, so don't attack me) lol

lol lol lol lol lol
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Reply #13 posted 01/11/10 8:42am

piccolo7

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dont u think this is a bit personal ...
talking abt what he does...

tht is disrespecting .....
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Reply #14 posted 01/11/10 8:50am

ogiogiogi1

hahaha hahaha best thread ever.

He must pull the pud every now and then. If not he'd have a pair or knackers like 2 swollen watermelons.
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Reply #15 posted 01/11/10 8:50am

Isabell

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Of course he does NOT: masturbating makes you become deaf, a hearing-impaired Prince would not be able to compose music (unless he's the modern-day Beethoven...)

falloff this thread...
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Reply #16 posted 01/11/10 8:56am

tricky2

Face it - unless Prince has a new project, or is performing, or is seen somewhere, we have to face the fact that we have run out of things to talk about. sad
Sad but true.
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Reply #17 posted 01/11/10 9:02am

Dave1992

Isabell said:

Of course he does NOT: masturbating makes you become deaf, a hearing-impaired Prince would not be able to compose music (unless he's the modern-day Beethoven...)

falloff this thread...


But then again, grandma always said it also makes your hair grow thicker and you'll have problems with your back when you masturbate!

That chest...

The hip...

hmmm
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Reply #18 posted 01/11/10 9:04am

Dave1992

That's it, I've come to a conclusion.





Prince is a masturbaniac.








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Reply #19 posted 01/11/10 9:10am

ernestsewell

"Oh, I can't hold it, oh it's gettin' all over me..." = PRECUM
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Reply #20 posted 01/11/10 9:19am

bigd74

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Just when you've pretty much seen everything here on the org along cums this shit! congratulation, this months dumbest thread!

cool
She Believed in Fairytales and Princes, He Believed the voices coming from his stereo

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?
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Reply #21 posted 01/11/10 9:26am

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lockdance

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Live life as though each moment is as precious & beautiful as a rainbow after a spring rain. b positive, creative, kind, productive, resourceful & respectful of humankind, & feel free 2 know that U-R-A star. i can feel it when u shine on me nod
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Reply #22 posted 01/11/10 9:45am

Dave1992

People who want this thread locked are all closet-wankers.


It won't make it any better, you have to face the truth: If you don't stop you'll follow the same road Prince is on. And there is no way back.
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Reply #23 posted 01/11/10 9:45am

angelface22

wow eek cant believe there were actually responses to this.

yeokay! definitely done with this site
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Reply #24 posted 01/11/10 9:46am

Dave1992

falloff



I love the org. And I love who I am. lol
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Reply #25 posted 01/11/10 9:56am

swanny

Dave1992 said:

falloff



I love the org. And I love who I am. lol


Cock
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