What do you think of Prince opening a theme park, just like Dollywood. It can be staffed by ex band members and all his discarded proteges. It will have the following attractions.
Lets all add rides and attractions to PRINCEWORLD

1. Rollercoaster of my fame, goes up and down like Prince's career at the start and remains very flat for the second half.
2. Ghost train, instead it will show mannequins of Prince with various garish outfits hes worn over time including the assless pants and a gargoyle that zooms out showing Princes medusa like locks and lace from the Purple Rain period. Ghostly squeals provided by tapes of Prince going aow!
3. Symbol wheel. Ferris wheel with a difference goes in the shape of the symbol.
4. Princepolis, a gigantic statue of Prince (With high heels of course) that burns an eternal purple flame and you have burn Michael Jackson records in front of it to make offerings
5. Authentic comment cards, that are blank and have only pre filled in comments saying how wonderful everything is.

Does anyone have more rides or attractions of Prince for our theme park

basically, it would offer too little for too steep an admission price

It must include the LotusFlower ride. The sign says you pay $77.00 to be taken for...uh...on...yeah...on...a magical ride to Prince's new galaxy.

How about a "Haunted HouseQuake?"

Huggiebear said:

No thanks. Not while there are so many more shit Prince records that deserve to burn.

NPS, Rave, TRC, MPLSound etc. all fucking up the ozone layer.

$77 bucks for Lotusflower, i'd say lot of folks taken for a ride already.
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A guitar slide (wet or dry) with pick pillows...

The "Purple Rain Drop." Use ur imagination on the style of ride.

i think that would be awesome!

it would be located in MPLs of course course

1.$77.00 a ticket for admission

2.a huge statue of prince when you walk through the front door

3.food attractions-the starfish and coffee cafe the maple and jams club the special Hot Thang hot dogs with Lemon Crush soft drinks and smoothies a Jughead sports bar Muse 2 the Pharoah jazz club TheDance ball room(for private parties etc) the Digital Garden House Bob George's Comedy Club

4.Rides-Litle Red Corvette bumper cars Haunted Housequake the Diamonds and Pearls all abroad train ride the Lotusflower-Go-Round BatDance Rollarcoster the tunnel of Love .. LoveSexy the GlamSlammer the A-U-T-Omatic drop machine the Joy in Repeation the Elecrtic Chair

5.attractions-3 Chains of Gold jewelry store Its Gonna Be a Beautiful Night firework show and musical performances the U Got The Look fashion show the Uptown shoppings department

all get back to you when i think of some more lol this is fantasic

PurpleDiamond2009 said:

Yeah I love it, lets make admission $31.21 to concession and priority fans tho (Ones who have never criticised Prince, which limits the number to 2, being Tame and someone else)

I would offer a rather LARGE DUDE to stand @ the entrance and yell


THERE ARE NO CELL PHONES, PAGER , CAMERAS, OR RECORDING DEVICES OF ANY KIND ALLOWED IN THE PARK

AND THEN TELL YOU THAT YES WE WILL BE RECORDING U :ROLL: IF WE DO DECIDE 2 :ROLL:

& DON'T ASK 4 U'RE 7 BUX BACK


OH YEAH AND THE INFAMOUS ASSLESS PANTS 4 SALE

http://prince.org/msg/7/119003

luv4u said:

don't lock this
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lilJ said:

No I won't lock this.

luv4u said:

luv4u said:

Really? Why not? That poster is clearly pointing to a thread that was posted BEFORE this one...that gets to the HEART of the matter as many before it have done! So what is the hold up now?

On very very cold days, crowds will gather outside the door and made to wait for hours before the gate finally opens past it's original opening time.

Once inside, All the Prince themed rides may or may not be operating that day.

To be safe, head directly towards the new Bria Valente ride which is slightly amusing at times, but never really thrilling or anything to write home about.

Don't forget to visit the newest part of the park--it's the largest, loudest, and most visited part of the park. It's called "Michael Jackson". All the ride operators are very friendly, but unfortunately not terribly helpful as they're lip syncing all their instructions while doing ridiculous dancemoves.

luv4u said:

Damn I thought my idea was original, but then I saw the date, October 18 2004, surely to god the thread rehashed 5 years later would not be classified as overdoing it. I didn't even know Princeorg existed until early 2006. Love your suggestions tho guys.

How about the ring toss thats rigged, except all the prizes you can't win are the Lotusflow3r t shirts and those Prince OPUSes, along with keys that say "Unlimited access to the Prince vault" But everyone gets the consolation prize, a Carmen Electra CD

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

yes....it would be a long sliding board

then you enter a dark tunnel

and finally you end up in a big pile of shit

It should include the Dive Bomber. - Takes you very slowly to the top with tunes such as Back to the Lotus and Beverly Park 77, then it drops in a shot 3 seconds. Symbolising "getting down live" to Grand Paleis Controversy live version.

I think it would be stupid. Dumb. Crass and ridiculous.

Get a life. I worked at a theme park company - the worse people who work in the workstyle still of the 70's and 80's. They are awful and the ideas suck and mean nothing. Theme parks should go away, but I hear they are big in China.

Huggiebear said:

They'd charge you a fortune to get in, all the rides would be closed, the Faith Centre would be open but they'd kick you out after an hour and close the park

Naturally it would not be complete without The Tunnel of Dove, a romantic experience for lovers. Mr Prince would be the first on this ride but going alone, kissing and frollicking with himself.

Matron said:

he'd go in with one woman who was his latest protege....abd come out the other end with a different latest protege

Imago said: