O.k. this is a fantasy screenplay with Prince as a James Bond type character. I'll start and please whenever introducing a new character let us know who's playing that character (actor/actress name) and what background music accompanies the scene.


$ is the soundtrack for the opening scene. The scene opens with the camera over the ocean--the shot: a steep mountain with a curvy road. There is a lamborghini murcielago speeding around the curves driving up the mountain.

The camera close up shows its Prince looking fine in the drivers seat, music blasting. He's driving at high speeds navigating the curves and then all of a sudden he drives off the cliff. However, while it appears that he's diven off the cliff, he in fact has driven into a hidden corridor.

As he pulls into his secret plant, a gentleman fastly approaches the drivers side door as Prince ejects the door frame. As the man gets closer, we see it is Al Pacino.

your turn--

strange thread



License to F...

thedance said:

I want that pic in high res!

A while back some one made a thread just like this...
it was 'd in a minute


There was "what if prince was a vampire"
Can u say

thedance said:

It's a nice poster
Who's that girl with a gun?

^ not a poster, it's the cover to an old bootleg. The girl.. no idea?

Zaza.. I don't have the pic in bigger size, sorry

thedance said:

Damn!

Al Pacino is well dressed in a tailor made suit.

Sternly Pacino character while nodding head says "Youre Late"

Quickly replies Prince "Im on purple time. Why are you here, I told you I was out."

Pacino replies, "... Its always about your isnt it? In Lisbon, it was about you... In Tokyo, it was about you. Maybe its time you put all that talent God gave you to use to help somebody else."

Brief Pause...

Pacino continues "There are lives at stake... Lives of people you care about."

The scene opens on a New York City Street. Prince is wearing a long black trench coat and being chased by a man in black wearing a gold eye patch and a woman wearing a black coat and gold shoes.

Prince disappears behind a building and as the couple chasing them stop, they are captured and pushed into a gold limo by two men in black.

The Limo drives away and Prince appears on a television screen on a downtown Manhattan building.

Prince announces that He has just purchased Fort Knox and the United States was going to have speakers put up on every street corner and silent streets would be no more.

All computers worldwide...freeze...and there is worldwide silence. And Then...

The song "E-male," begins to play. "www. e-male, dot com...the king takes a pawn.

O.k., let's go with your tale:



Miraculously huge speakers begin crashing through the sidewalks and the intro to Gold begins.

As the otherwise uninterested New Yorkers go about their business gold glitter begins raining down on them.

Just then the gold limo pulls up to the corner of 5th Avenue and E. 57th streets. And just as the door opens, the volume of the music increases to an ear shattering level. The windows of the stores along 5th Avenue (Prada, Bergdorf, Tiffany & Company) shatter.

The New Yorkers start running for cover. The limo door closes pulls a U turn and stops in front of Prince, he gets in and the limo speeds off.

Then....

Morris Day appears from nowhere, wipes the glitter and presumably the granular remnants of recently demolished buildings and says...

"NNNT!"

off his shoulder and says "NNNT".

further remnants of buildings and gold glitter continue to fall.

Morris walks calmly back into shadow, ignoring the mentally disabled pleadings of an Ice Cube sat camera bottom left.

cut to basement. Morris is displeased yet upstanding.

"Ladies And Gentlemen. We have a new enemy"

(sounds of glitter and buildings continue to fall in background)

cat jumps and lands itself on Morris' shoulder




....

meanwhile, in a far off island populated by Jam and Lewis, and a cat and some cali birds...

sweething said:

The 2 Cool for each other dudes--short as they are--say what the hell! We look too good for this shit, why don't we work together as two clever Napoleons who can conquer the economic odds and the prejudice against us! And then, with our combined empires, conquer the world and change it for the better--opposite Scarface! What a fantasy!

ROLL OPENING TITLE SEQUENCE FEATURING SONG BY JULIETTE LEWIS

can u imagine juliette lewis singing a sultry song about Prince.

thats a horizontal scale rite there...

ie one that slaps the first end in the face


Prince emerges from limo, delivered directly to a secret location codenamed IS PLAY RAPE AK. steps cooly into the office

"Any news Ms Valente?"

"Only on how you managed to escape from that dashed New York Fiasco (spoken in Franco posh Spanish accent). Larry's mighty furious."

"Tell Larry I was on Holiday, any word on the kevlar Dinner Jacket?"


...

nips down to the bassment to meet Q, played by Sonny Thompson and Michael Bland.

shakes off jacket.

P: "that NY call was a close one...[improvise]"

MB: "Oh really P. That just won't do. Here, let me walk you over to the drum area.."



...

[Michael Bland lets off some drums]


MB: "We call that the scrutinizer. It can kill most enemy bands at a distance of fifty paces. Useful in close combat... "

ST: "And this is the 'Altrincham in Cheshire'. One of those left by those Zeppelin chaps, but we cunningly re-configured it to vibrate at the mean frequency"


...

Prince spoke breifly into his cellphone before he realized a vehicle rushing his way from just around the corner. It was a jeep and appeared to be driven by someone who was either terribly inebriated or out to kill him.

Prince, who realized that his vehicle was no match for the jeep and that he would not be able to make it into the vehicle quickly enough before being swiped by the driver of the jeep took off running as fast as he could down the street hoping to find an alley to jump into.

The sound of his pumps clicking violently on the pavement made little galloping sounds that sort of had a ring to it much like a very talented tap dancer--only in this case the person making the sound had a perm, baby-hair, and an outfit resembling that of a figure skater.

"My lawd!!!" Prince screamed as he tried to run away from the jeep headed quickly his way.

Closer, close, closer the vehicle speed.

COler....running....closer...pumps tapping...closer, closer, closer!!!

All of a sudden Prince felt strong hands reaching out to him and pulling him.
In a flash of a second Prince felt his entire body being yanked into a darkenned alley by a pair of strong hands....the jeep whizzing by like a tornado.



Silence.




Prince could hear himself breathing deeply--the kind of high pitched wheezing sound Chaka Khan made when doing the Charleston with him at their raucous JW parties.

"Thanks...." Prince said, between his gasping for air.

"NP, Sir" came the voice...

"Wait," Prince said surprised.... "You're Adam Lambert!!"

"Why, yes...yes, I am"

"Sorry, " said Prince, "about that redneck religious dude beating you."

"No problem", Lambert said.

"Here, " Prince said, once he caught his breath.... 'Let me make it up to you."


Within seconds Prince and Lambert had thrown their clothes off and started to commence to wild and passionate lovemaking. Prince could feel Lambert's pulsating pillar of passion enter his most private of entrances, and once he allowed himself to relax and let the 'harpooning' sensation subside, he started to get into the rythim allowing Lambert to slide his member in and out with increasing frequency.

"Oh Adam!"

"Oh Prince!"

"Oh Adam!"

"Oh Prince!"

"Oh Adam, I want you to do a Larry G. on my ass!"







"A Larry Graham?" Adam asked.

"Oh nothing.... nevermind....' Prince said. "It's just sometimes I get a hankerin' to do some freakin'"

All of a sudden, in a darkenned corner of the alley, Pattie Labelle, who they had not noticed, spoke out... She had misheard the word "freakin' for "Chicken" and said, "Chicken? Chile I just love me some chicken!!"


She stepped out of the shadows and into the light carrying with her....


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[Edited 11/23/09 23:50pm]

P: "Mean frequency of what?"

[P picks up bass and attempts the mean frequency]

[explosion occurs, in subtitles for the hard of hearing]

ST: "Just be careful with it, honestlty Bond i mean P."




....

Imago said:

you are failing to realise the importance of screenplay. trust me, this is gonna be 'I'm Gonna Git U Sucka' to the power of a lot better than 1989

PBond enters PPAKME offices and Larry has been replaced by Kim Basinger in a genius stroke of last-minute casting...

P:"Hit me."

kiM: "Don't take that attitude with me you errant sazpot. All New York is in turmoil and you waltz into here as uncuffed and daisy and melons..."

P: "Morris."

kiM: "Morris?"

P: "Morris."


...

P: "Morris."

kiM: "Maurice?"

P: "No, Morris."

kiM: "But that's unthinkable pBond, didn't we..."

P: "..."

kiM: "Ah. I see, well... that's entirely, your call. But the main target we're dealing with is..."

P: "..."

screenwriter goes for toilet break

kiM: "Certain targets in Russia have come to attention, we've spotted them via our UHF camera, if you look up..."

[fade up via, oh christ kim basinger in short hair?, anyway - expensive CGI mapping sequence]

P: "ok, let's take a look..."

[cut back to Jam and Lewis Island]

[Jam and Lewis are sat watching X Factor on multiple channels like the fast bloke from Watchmen, eating crackers (ie buckets of KFC), telescreens set behind viewers perspective ie into camera but off camera there is a technical word for that i'm guessing]

[Foley backdrop of cavorting]

[cracker explodes in background]

Jam:"aaaaah yeeeeahhh, wha?"

[jam turns attention to background, looks confused]

Jam: (returning attention to telescreens ) "Damn..."

wait wait wait, back up a bit - dialogue too clipped, haven't quite covered the stylish bit where P leaves KKPPSLY in between the cut fade bit and exactly how a 45 minute action sequence about explosives hidden in goats milk will thematically get back to including Morris from the original exposition and result in a thrilling climax on Jam & Lewis Island.

Suggest using goldfinger, and also a starring role for Ice Cube cuz the first bit was a cameo.

bollocks, haven't even got the femme fatale aspect in either. christ this screenwriting malarky is trying.

surely wouldn't be any worse than steven seagal

Imago said:

hot sauce because patti cant enjoy her food without it."whats goin on here? and child wheres the damn chicken?" asked patti. prince and adam claimed to be playing twister."mmhmm".....twister huh? if i dont get some chicken within in the next 5mins oh AND the blouse i let you borrow prince! one of you bitches gonna get it!" suddenly out of nowhere bria, tamar, and the twins all appear and...

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[Edited 11/24/09 1:22am]