I just have to be honest...My Bond tale didn't have anything to do with shattering anybody's ear drums...

I was talking "Class Act," Speakers on Poles here.

This thread should be STICKY

Christopher said:

and demand Adam step away from Prince.


"Get away from him!!" Bria screamed, "he's my man...I mean....my.... erm.... my person!"

Adam looked at the ladies and a look of pure discust came over his face.

Within 2 seconds Adam started to curse them out with the most foul language anyone had heard in ages (espcially since Prince forbade cursing around him).

!#@$(!@#$(#$@$!!!!! Adam screamed at all the women.


"Goodness," Bria said , "I haven't heard anything that aweful since Rolling Stone Magazine reviewed Elixir."

All of a sudden, without any warning, all 3 ladies grew fangs in their mouths and transformed into Vampires! They jumped on Adam and began tearing him to pieces, dismembering him limb from limb in a blood soaked macabre flurry of fangs, nails, hairspray and hairweaves.

"Yall save some of the goodstuff around the bones, mmmm k?" Pattie asked the vampires. "Makes a good stew for realz yall"




In all the commotion Prince dashed through the alley and ran for dear life. He ran and ran and ran and ran until finally he found himself running through a thick forest of some type.

He came upon a body of water with a small sale boat. Still fearing for his life, he got in the boat and paddled away from the shore and kept paddling.

It seemed like days that he was on that tiny saleboat headed for nowhere, but he finally came upon a small island with a rocky cliff. He saw lights up top of the clifs and decided to climb the clifs--this took forever cause his pumps weren't designed for rock climbing.

When he finally reached the source of the lights he saw all of these giant furry monsters, the leader of them named Carol and sounded a bit like Tony Suprano.

"Hello?" Said Prince, "My name is Prince."

"A Prince?" The leader Carol asked.

"Well, not reall...."

"I've always wanted to meet a Prince!"

"Oh, " said Prince. "Well, ok...I'm Prince. What do you monsters like to do on this Island."

"C'mere, " said Carol, "Let me show you."

Within seconds Carol and Prince were rolling in the forest, Prince with his clothes complete off (naked except for his pumps), and both were intwined in hot and passionate monster love making.

Carol entered Prince like the Melenium Falcon entering the Death Start... Prince felt as if he was going to explode from the thrust of the monster.

"Oh Carol"
"Oh Prince!"
"Oh Carol!"
"Oh Prince!"
"Oh Carol!"
"Oh Prince"

"I want you to fuck me in a rabbit suit!"




"What, " said Carol. "Did you just say Rabbit Suit?"

"Yes, " Prince said ... "I get a little kinky so don't start bitchin'"



Suddenly a very low echoe could be heard as if from accross the ocean....

chicken? did somebody say chicken? Chile, I just love me some chicken!!


"What the hell was that?" Carol asked.

"Oh that's just Patti mistakening the word 'bitchen' for chicken" Prince replied as-a-matter-of-factly.


Suddeny.....

You guys are funny. Too burnt this evening, I'll have to think about it a come back tomorrow.

Imago said:

You should write Horror Novels.

007, Bond- Prince Bond

^^^ That's perfect!

How many times do we get to see Prince in a tuxedo?!

Sweething says:

itsmrhappy said:

Prince smirks and says, "Al, you know better than that, its all about me?" then goes to the trunk of the Lambourghini and pulls out a black velvet box embossed with a gold :: . Prince opens the box to show Pacino a pocket watch which has a long gold chain; at the end of the chain is a vial.

As Prince takes the pocket watch out of the box he opens it as the clock strikes twelve; just then the vial begins to glow.

Just as Pacino reaches for the vial, Prince pulls back and says "not a good idea, we must avoid contamination at all costs...now, let's get down to...."

In the distance we see two figures approaching, a man with a gold eye patch (Andre 3000) and a woman in a black coat with gold shoes.

The Andre 3000 says, "you're right on time, old chap" as the woman smiles at Prince and asks "so what you got there, a present for me?" she laughs. We thought you got lost...

Pacino motions to an unknown (extra) who drives a black van/SUV up to the four, they get in the SUV.

Cut to scene with black SUV driving down the mountain. 3 Chains of Gold plays in the background.

Prince and co. arrive in what appears to be New York City. The van pulls up to 5th Avenue and Prince exits and goes into Tiffany & company, with pocket watch in hand. Pacino the man and the woman remain in the van.

We see Prince in the shop talking with a clerk when a gold limo comes speeding toward the SUV and parks just ahead of the door to Tiffany. Andre 3000 and the woman get out of the car and begin to walk toward the door to Tiffany.

As the two approach the door, Prince comes out nods at them and motions with his eyes, to follow him left. As the three walk toward 5th Avenue, the limo starts reving its engine and driving toward Prince. Prince begins to run and the woman and man follow behind him, just then.....

Tame says:



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[Edited 11/27/09 0:55am]

Can we change to bondage Prince now?

FunkyDissCo said:

Well that ^^^ actually comes later, but for clarity, just want to ask:

Do you mean bondage Prince as in-- we see Prince,

1. on his hands and knees with scrub brush in hand weeping as his step-family visits Disneyland?

2. in an agrarian labor camp toiling the fields?

3. leather hand strapped to a heart-shaped bed with collar-chain-jock ($31.21) from victoria's secret's "back-room," while woman with gold shoes drips honey from an eye dropper on various parts of Prince's body and then....

oh, gotta go shopping, will finish later.

Prince remembered the devise Q gave him. Quickly ducking into a doorway Prince presses a knob on his watch and clicks his high heels together. In a short puff of smoke his boots rocket him up two stories where he leaps onto a balcony and hides. Below he hears his pursuers search for him in vain, and drop a clue to who they work for when he sees the logo of his nemisis, The Evil....
[Edited 11/27/09 16:43pm]

littlemissG said:

Ted Turner, yes the evil Ted Turner (played by Ted Turner) who 10 years ago determined that all creative endeavors must be "updated" to "colorize" the airwaves. Prince and his crew are on a mission to preserve freedom of independent transimission of speech, song, dance and media to save all of mankind from carbon-copy, bland, clone mind manipulation.

Prince nods his head confirmation and calls his comrades on his micro-chip telecommunications device.

A diversion is created and the men leave the building. Prince meets his crew on the first floor of the building. Andre 3000 hands prince a letter sealed in a purple envelope. Prince reads "you will not win, we are the wave of the future, give up or die."

Prince laughs, crumbles the letter and envelope and throws both in the air as they drop to the ground and burst into flames. Prince's handheld telephone rings, its.....

I'll be the Bond girl

Okay Sweething. I'd love to see Prince in another movie.

I Love to listen to Prince talk just as much as hearing him sing.

Elin Nordegren Woods.
Hi Prince, wanna buy some used golf clubs?

Prince replies....

Tame said:

yeah, me too.

littlemissG said:

How'd you get my number? Nevermind, yes I'll take the clubs if they're the teitleists with the purple handles, those were "specially made" Tiger was supposed to drop those off the other evening, but well you know.

Elin says: I'll have them shipped, what's the address?

Prince says: ....

sweething said:

3121 N. Evergreen Ave. P.O 319 Minnesota