Ok so I was in a very loooong meeting 2day @ work & started thinkin bout what kinda life I'd have if I won the lottery (as one does)..then I started wonderin bout Prince's wealth & started daydreamin my way outta the meeting & in2 an imagined 24hrs in his life..

Enjoy his morning (but strictly 4 laughs ok?)..

4:30 am Prince wakes.

Now we folk prob wake all slow & gentle right? Not Prince, he wakes wit eyes wide open, sitting bolt upright, staring in2 space wit his fingers on his lips & looking like a lost boy.. He then realises it aint judgement day so he lays back down & looks @ his bedside table..no, not at his alarm clock, at his mirror..damn he 4got 2 wear his silk headscarf 4 bed (that aftershow finished bout 30mins ago) & now his straight hair all good & funky-mash up shizzled!

4:32am He pages his P.A & tells her he headin 2 hair & make up. TEAM PRINCE Hair & Beauty gets up.

4:33am He showers but 4gets 2 take off his trousers coz he kinda goin wit someone.. He gets out & pages his P.A & tells her he's wet so headin 2 wardrobe. 'TEAM PRINCE' Wardrobe gets up.

4:40am He brushes teeth & writes a song 2 the rhythmn of the brushin. He spits & then writes another song 2 the sound of his rinsing the vegan toothpaste 4m his mouth.

4:45am He takes a dump (he is human y'know!) However it smells of lavender & is accompanied by choirs of angels raining down tears of joy..

4:50am Dressed in joggin pants, sneakers & beanie he takes his private elevator downstairs (1 floor y'all) & heads in2 hair & make up.

TEAM PRINCE are up & in place. Applause. He grins.

4:55 am He's handed a herbal tea & the latest reviews of last nights gig. His P.A looks fried. His hairdresser looks fried. His make up artists looks fried. Someone wants 2 burn him with the hairstraightners but they r tackled 2 the floor before he see's them. It's not even 5am yet..Someone walks in2 a chair.

Prince grins.

6:00 am Hair on & make up done. Prince gets outta the chair & looks in the mirror..Everyone waits..

6:10 am still waiting..

6:20 am still waiting..

6:30 am Prince grins. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief. Time 4 wardrobe.

Now we folk pick our clothes off the floor & see what's not creased right? Prince? C'mon! What do u think?

6:31 am He phones Larry Graham 2 'channel' him a colour 4 the day. Sky blue (it's the colour of the sky & therefore closer 2 God)..

6:32 am. He's dressed head 2 toe in sky blue by 17 Oompa Loompa's.

6:35 am. Dressed & after finishing his organic tea it's time 4 breakfast. He pages his chef. 'TEAM PRINCE' Kitchen gets up.

6:36 am Chef brings his breakfast. He nibbles on a piece of Captain Crunch. With soya milk as milk is 4 calves.

6:36 and 30 seconds am He's done finished eating breakfast (he's a light eater y'know!) and writes another song whilst paging his band 2 get f*** over here or he'll dock em $100. 'TEAM PRINCE' Band gets up.

6:40 am He thanks God and 'TEAM PRINCE' 4 making him look like a Prettyman and takes the elevator back upstairs (rememba one floor.. that hip getting worse y'all) and waits in Studio B 4 the the dawn...

That's it! Hope u liked my morning wit Prince. Anyone wanna take us 2 lunch????

completely unrealistic. eveyone knows that the first thing celebrities do when they wake up is twitter and tell everyone then go to starbucks and twitter and tell everyone

unique said:

indeed

Prince wakes up...

He feels ghost like kisses landing on his body gently.

Spends the day feeling as if he is being followed by an entity of love that is a little bold but no where in sight.

Goes to bed with an Angelic figure that moves in and through his being as he breathes.

Wakes up the next morning with love staring him down once again.

''..still waiting'' lol
please do an afternoon with prince,that was funny!!!!!

Everything is Ok, except he wakes up at 7:00 PM

erm..ok..so this isn't kinda where I was takin it but all contributions welcome an all that. Enjoyin ur 'Prince is expert on women' posts at the moment 2 so..erm..yeah..cheers

Zinzi said:

u oughta give it a go. If this keeps going we'll end up wit the full 24hrs!

nebkheperrure said:

you know what you gave me and idea,i dont know if id go through with it but yeah i like to draw alot,maybe a comical comic strip of him
i dont know if im a great comedian or whatever but yeah i used to do ones of eminem and kim

Man that was too funny , I cracked up about the part, that someone wanted to burn prince with the hair straighner. and then got thrown to the floor.

That was a funny story. But also kind of sad. I wouldn't have a life like that at all. So lonely, so empty, all these worshipping footpeople around you must get boring at some point. Oh, how do I cherish my insignificance ... And having a husband who doesn't lie next to me with a silly silk headscarf

I think Prince for the most part can do his own make up and dress himself...the ma did a good job since day one!! he knows how 2 do his own liner and foundation..and he is a hell of a dresser..

I think you got his periods mixed up. He doesn't get up at 4:30 - that's when he goes to bed.

Genesia said:

ur absolutely right & in reality, indeed he does. However if u read it back, I did 'imagine' him 2 go 2 bed at 4am after an aftershow & wake after only 30 mins ready 2 do it all over again (!!)

Genesia said:

Yes, and usually gets up after Noon. He can rest whenever he feels like it.

Tame said:

hey now datz kinda kool.madda of fact itz dam kool....

SCARLETTPUZY said:

"eye'd rather dress 2 make a woman stare,eye'm puttin on somethin dat another won't dare,freezer burn compared 2 kool"

rdove said:

he also likes 2 dress the woman he is with..2 allways match and complement him as well...2 match his suit of preference..he acts like a true Prince

4:31 prince says good morning to God and thank you. and he never forgets to wear the scarf.

Don't forget that at 4.29am He looks under his bed for some weird crazy fan that may have snuck in whilst he was asleep!

That was cute but the hip thing was just wrong

very funny, keep it up!

continues...
6:41am Prince gives Michael B the nod (Michael instinctively knows what song to play). It's Shhh.

8:59am Shhh finishes 2hrs 20mins later with a "vegaaaaas".

9:00am Prince says "now we're gonna record my next album in one take", the band have never heard it before.

10:10am The new 70mins album is complete, it's raw and amazing. (Best thing since Purple Rain)

10:11am Prince is already overdubbing Sound effects of Whales Crying and cowbells to drown out Michael B and Sonny T.

12:01pm Prince decides to erase the tapes.

12:03 Decides to record an album by himself using old equipment from Stock, Aitken and Waterman (They produced Rick Astley and Kylie in the 80s).

!2:58 Sends Master tapes to Warner Brothers with an apology and the green light to promote the album.

4:00 The album goes straight to no.1 and everybody wonders why he didn't do this 10 years ago.

5:00 Decides to give away all his vault music online for the low price of $99.


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lotusflw3r said:

Ha ha brilliant! Especially the overdubs of whales & cowbells!