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Thread started 11/12/09 7:31pm

SEANMAN

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Hilarious review of the 1st Purple Rain love scene

the IFC did a countdown of the 50 Worst Sex Scenes in Cinema History, and PR came in at #23. Here's the review:

23. Purple Rain (1984)

According to director Albert Magnoli's audio commentary on the "Purple Rain" DVD, the love scene between frills-fond pop superstar Prince and leading lady Apollonia was shot in G, PG and R-rated versions, the last of which was ultimately used for the film. More preferable, however, would have been to ditch the scene altogether, as it radiates all the heat of sticking one's groin in the freezer. Lasting just over one tortuous minute, this get-together is primarily notable for featuring Prince -- decked out in the same puffy shirt Jerry Seinfeld would later mock on his sitcom -- stroking Apollonia through her panties, grabbing her bustier-encased breasts, and, after erotically rubbing his face in her long hair, giving her open-mouthed kisses with the type of unnatural deliberateness usually reserved for Cinemax soft-core. If Prince seems mechanical carrying out such staged sensuality, Apollonia is downright wooden, "enjoying" her rock star beau's groping with an absolute minimum of expression save for the unintentionally amusing moment in which her tightly closed eyes suddenly open in a look of sleepy surprise. Mercifully, a fade to blue sky (and dreadful morning-after chit-chat) spares the world the further embarrassment of having to watch these two unsexy, overdressed robots actually bump and grind. --Nick Schager


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[Edited 11/13/09 17:45pm]
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Reply #1 posted 11/12/09 7:47pm

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I like that scene. Petting can be sexy. Though, they cut out the hand sniffing part.
If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot.
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Reply #2 posted 11/12/09 7:50pm

Dayclear

That scene was very sexy, sometimes a little can go a long way with the imagination!
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Reply #3 posted 11/12/09 8:16pm

sms130

I wonder what they would say about the other love scene that deleted.
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Reply #4 posted 11/12/09 8:18pm

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I love that scene horny
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Reply #5 posted 11/12/09 8:49pm

poetcorner61

Hot Chica-chica-boom boom! fallinluv kisses boff lips

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Reply #6 posted 11/12/09 8:49pm

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sms130 said:

I wonder what they would say about the other love scene that deleted.

I liked the scene and thought it was hot. I've never seen this deleted love scene in the barn. I bet it's also hot.
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Reply #7 posted 11/12/09 9:15pm

frenchylatina

I remember when purple rain would show up on tv, that scene was either edited out or it would be censored by blurring apollonia's crotch lol
At least there is a semi-preview of the barn scene during the when doves cry segment wink
What i wanna know does that so-called "rape scene" exist
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Reply #8 posted 11/12/09 10:02pm

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SEANMAN said:

the IFC did a countdown of the 50 Worst Sex Scenes in Cinema History, and PR camE in at #23. Here's the review:

23. Purple Rain (1984)

According to director Albert Magnoli's audio commentary on the "Purple Rain" DVD, the love scene between frills-fond pop superstar Prince and leading lady Apollonia was shot in G, PG and R-rated versions, the last of which was ultimately used for the film. More preferable, however, would have been to ditch the scene altogether, as it radiates all the heat of sticking one's groin in the freezer. Lasting just over one tortuous minute, this get-together is primarily notable for featuring Prince -- decked out in the same puffy shirt Jerry Seinfeld would later mock on his sitcom -- stroking Apollonia through her panties, grabbing her bustier-encased breasts, and, after erotically rubbing his face in her long hair, giving her open-mouthed kisses with the type of unnatural deliberateness usually reserved for Cinemax soft-core. If Prince seems mechanical carrying out such staged sensuality, Apollonia is downright wooden, "enjoying" her rock star beau's groping with an absolute minimum of expression save for the unintentionally amusing moment in which her tightly closed eyes suddenly open in a look of sleepy surprise. Mercifully, a fade to blue sky (and dreadful morning-after chit-chat) spares the world the further embarrassment of having to watch these two unsexy, overdressed robots actually bump and grind. --Nick Schager


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He used some funny words to describe the scene and how he and or other people felt while watchin it..

"Mercifully, a fade to blue sky (and dreadful morning-after chit-chat) spares the world the further embarrassment of having to watch these two unsexy, overdressed robots actually bump and grind." --Nick Schager lol

Yeah, Prince was a little overdressed. I woulda been took somethin off.. lol
Some people think I'm kinda cute
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Reply #9 posted 11/13/09 12:55am

sms130

frenchylatina said:

I remember when purple rain would show up on tv, that scene was either edited out or it would be censored by blurring apollonia's crotch lol
At least there is a semi-preview of the barn scene during the when doves cry segment wink
What i wanna know does that so-called "rape scene" exist




Yep, now 4 tha "rape scene" 2 exist would not surprise just on tha fact tha they filmed most of the scenes based on the script. Then again, it would have caused controversy so who knows.
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Reply #10 posted 11/13/09 5:08am

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Funny, I never felt this short scene was mechanical and unsensual at all. It's uber-erotic.
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Reply #11 posted 11/13/09 6:29am

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Nice Scene...When I was showing the movie to my 12 yr. old son 2 summer's ago...I basically became a talking distraction for 5 minutes here...

He kept saying Mom...Move... razz
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Reply #12 posted 11/13/09 6:46am

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Nick is prob a wanker who is just used to internet porn and blow up dolls, that scene was sensual and very expressive of the scene associated with Prince's music... It had my dad, my uncle and me squirming in our seats when we saw it, my dad didn't know if he should cover my eyes or keep his woody covered
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Reply #13 posted 11/13/09 8:53am

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i remember watching this scene when i was 13, my bro was in the room it was mad embarrassing but now i like it
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Reply #14 posted 11/13/09 8:59am

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They trippin'
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Reply #15 posted 11/13/09 12:54pm

1013Nightlife

I bought Purple Rain a couple of months ago and watched it for the very first time. I just didn't like the film, except for the music parts and Morris Day. And like the writer I found nothing erotic about that scene.
Prince and Appolonia didn't look like they were enjoying doing it at all.
But I know other people think it's a masterpiece so I gave the DVD way.
I'm planning to buy Cherry Moon, maybe I will like this one more.
If not, someone is gonna get a gift again, it's almost christmas
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Reply #16 posted 11/13/09 4:51pm

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SEANMAN said:

the IFC did a countdown of the 50 Worst Sex Scenes in Cinema History, and PR camE in at #23. Here's the review:

23. Purple Rain (1984)

According to director Albert Magnoli's audio commentary on the "Purple Rain" DVD, the love scene between frills-fond pop superstar Prince and leading lady Apollonia was shot in G, PG and R-rated versions, the last of which was ultimately used for the film. More preferable, however, would have been to ditch the scene altogether, as it radiates all the heat of sticking one's groin in the freezer. Lasting just over one tortuous minute, this get-together is primarily notable for featuring Prince -- decked out in the same puffy shirt Jerry Seinfeld would later mock on his sitcom -- stroking Apollonia through her panties, grabbing her bustier-encased breasts, and, after erotically rubbing his face in her long hair, giving her open-mouthed kisses with the type of unnatural deliberateness usually reserved for Cinemax soft-core. If Prince seems mechanical carrying out such staged sensuality, Apollonia is downright wooden, "enjoying" her rock star beau's groping with an absolute minimum of expression save for the unintentionally amusing moment in which her tightly closed eyes suddenly open in a look of sleepy surprise. Mercifully, a fade to blue sky (and dreadful morning-after chit-chat) spares the world the further embarrassment of having to watch these two unsexy, overdressed robots actually bump and grind. --Nick Schager


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Reply #17 posted 11/13/09 5:05pm

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I don't think Prince is capable of doing a love scene that seems totally natural. We all know his movie kisses are... unusual. He probably (hopefully) thinks too much..
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