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Printablesquirrelgrease said: Why she be eatin' an egg? What does it all mean?  A funky egg that tastes like love...
Is Prince going to release an egg themed album on lotusflow3r.com called Eggspectations? Are we to believe Prince has hatched some kind of ingenious plot? Which came first, Big Chick or the egg? Will the next project be Grade A? Should we be scrambling for answers? Maybe "The Egg," representing the soul has something to do with the name of Prince's diner. 
Is Prince going to finally open up this place: 
Is the yolk on us? . [Edited 11/2/09 0:47am] "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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VenusBlingBling said: thanks....wow, i just kinda realized she is pretty young kinda curious how she got to be a prince fan Rainbow Children must have come out when she was 10? anyway, she got creative with her youtube page and i guess prince noticed and i wonder if he would have noticed if she were not so cute.....hmmmmm i gotta get to work on my own youtube page.....i will post the results here on the org when i am done.....but i can't promise it will be good just gonna be me talking about my daily life and my crush on Jessica Alba, etc. hope y'all like it [Edited 11/3/09 6:17am] | |
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Vendetta1 said: errant said: no wonder you don't even register as a blip on Perez's radar... with that kind of tenacity to get a story. 
fair enough  | |
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VenusBlingBling said: Amazingly embarrassing, isn't it?  | |
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Eat those funky eggs, Shelbey!
"IT AINT OVA! IT AINT OVA!" | |
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squirrelgrease said: Holy shit. I just figured out the riddle.
Egg + Love = Baby 
Bria's preggers! Spread the word. I guess P did the Humpty Hump, and then left his Humpty Dump | |
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japanrocks said: VenusBlingBling said: thanks....wow, i just kinda realized she is pretty young kinda curious how she got to be a prince fan Rainbow Children must have come out when she was 10? anyway, she got creative with her youtube page and i guess prince noticed and i wonder if he would have noticed if she were not so cute.....hmmmmm i gotta get to work on my own youtube page.....i will post the results here on the org when i am done.....but i can't promise it will be good just gonna be me talking about my daily life and my crush on Jessica Alba, etc. hope y'all like it [Edited 11/3/09 6:17am] She seems like 18/19 to me. I have to say I find her quite entertaining and an odd choice. What's gonna come next shelbey?
I definitely want to see your youtube channel japanrocks!
My bad, she's about 23 now. [Edited 11/3/09 7:20am] | |
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I'm totally outta the loop with this shelby girl...but I'll catch up.
either way I thought she was adorable and sincere. "not a fan"  yeah...ok | |
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Shorty said: I'm totally outta the loop with this shelby girl...but I'll catch up.
either way I thought she was adorable and sincere. She started posting videos on youtube about a year ago talking about random stuff, but the last months she's been focusing on Prince and her love for him. Now she's obviously caught Prince's attention and gets to post concert clips, and introduce purple news, calling herself Princeys official Youtube VJ. The girl's been pretty lucky. | |
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If you are easily offended read this and if you aren't then read this as well.
She is going to get a message from Prince and it is going to last somewhere between 45-60 minutes. And it will sound something similar to this Ring) Shelbey: Hello? Prince:You ate something that had Parents. Shelbey: Who is this? Prince: U know who it is, u're grounded Shelbey:Is this... Prince: It could b. Didnt you know? Creator never wanted us to eat anything with parents cept potatoes sho nuff good! Shelbey:Potatoes have eyes? I had no clue! Wow, you are soooo brilliant Prince: Brilliance from the creator shone unto me Shelbey: True dat..... Prince: So why did you eat forbidden life? Shelbey: I am not following. I am sooooo slow. Prince: The Egg? You were eating egg. That might be a foul. Shelbey: It is? Prince: Well, i can't be sure. Are you rich? Shelbey: No Prince:Then you were not eating Duck, that's something at least. Shelbey: I .....guess. Prince: (silence) Shelbey: Hello? Prince: eyem here Shelbey: It's been 20 minutes of silence. Prince: Part of my new suite. Miles taught me silence and space. Shelbey:Hundreds or thousands? Prince: Uh what? Shelbey: You said..... Prince: Miles DAVIS Shelbey: Dont know him. Prince: You failing in musicology,girl. Good thing u cute. Shelbey: Thanks...I guess Prince:Quick, your favorite song off Sign o the Times. Shelbey: I love Kiss, is that on there? Prince: That's a epic fail, girl. (Silence) Prince: Hey, want to hear my new child? Shelbey: OMG yes! Congratulations. You must be so proud. Prince: Hold on,Im going to have to sing along. It's just a instrumental. Shelbey: Ohhhh, you mean..... Prince: Im not a baby napper. I leave that for white europeans. Shelbey: ...> Prince: Alright, let me start this boombox. Shelbey: So genius. You still record on a boombox. Prince: I can't work that mp3 player, too many functions. All I need is play and record. Speaking of which, you see I had another one telling tales on a fanatic site? Shelbey: I dont pay attention to that negativity. Prince: You should! It's what I pay you for. Shelbey: I get paid? I never got a check in the mail! Prince: In attention...get it? Attention. (morris day laugh) Supppeeeerstar (In Molly shannon voice) Shelbey:Im waiting... Prince: I know... hold on Habibi is talking to me. Shelbey: Is he your assistant? Prince: Shut up already....damn! Don't you know anything about me? Shelbey: I know a little. Prince: My axe which I create with. Shelbey: You chop wood? Prince (Flabbergasted) Yells at band members "She said if I chop wood? This girl is it! Didn't I tell ya?" Shelbey: Thanks! Prince: (In White girl voice) You're welcome and so awesome! Shelbey: OH my god! You sound just like me! Amaaaazing Prince: I know. Prince: Here it is. (music starts playing) Prince: "To all the orgers talking nonsense still no candy no candy for you/We still funkin that groove/To that engineer who telling tales/Remember what happened to Jonah and the whale/Expect a 612/a 612!/Still no candy still no candy 4 u!/" That's it. That's all you get. Shelbey: Aaaamazzzzing! Thanks that song sounds familiar. Prince: Now remember what we talked about. Shelbey: About what? Prince: You need to take notes! Shelbey: I have some but I left them at the park. Prince: It's okay you can't help it. Shelbey: I know, because I left my notebook at Paisley! Oh my god, since you are there maybe you can find it. Prince: My job is to play music and your job is to keep an eye for me on the faketrix. Shelbey: What's that? The Faketrix? is that a new fan site? Prince: Sweet Jehovah help me! (sighs) I want you to edit that video. Shelbey; I can't edit, my boyfriend does that for me Prince: You have a boyfriend? News to me! Shelbey: Don't be jealous,silly! Prince: Are you intimate? Shelbey: Well duh, we are a couple. Prince: But you haven't had the feast. Shelbey: The what? Prince: A Wedding feast Shelbey: IS that a problem? Prince: Dont you read scripture? Shelbey; I do. Twice every day, I take it for my a.d.d. and it helps a bit to focus on stuff. Like if I want to eat ice cream. I can remember to put it back! Prince: It's a sin, you know. Shelbey: I know! But not too many calories Prince: Uh.....what? Shelbey:Hello? The ice cream. Prince: Sin as in sin of the flesh,sister. Shelbey: This is so confusing! I think my voicemail picked up part of this,thank god. Prince: Wait, we are being recorded? Shelbey: I don't know! There is a red light flashing! It must be! Lucky for that. I can go over this with my bf and he can explain it for me! Prince: You have to erase this! Shelbey: I don't think I can! Prince: Take out the tape NOW! Shelbey: Uh oh my yummy eggs are burning on the stove! the smoke alarm is going off. Gotta go! Prince: The tape!!! The Tape!! No more mention of eggs on da tube! Dont forget The taaape you biii.....! (not able to finish last word) Shelbey:SEEEEE YA! Owwwaaaa *clicks* | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: Thank you. 
Why was she seated in a special section? Is Prince waiting for her to "ripen"? If he wants her to ripen, he should put her with the other melons.  | |
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here's what i dont get...if he wants us to pay atention to the music..why have these sugar tarts poorly present his case? it's hard to get past their delivery | |
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Pretty funny stuff Trickology. | |
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Well, at least we get to see some Prince footage on youtube | |
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VenusBlingBling said: Honestly, I never bothered to look at her videos, I just knew what I'd read about her from what I read here and wasn't really interested. Right now, I sincerely wish I'd have left it like that instead of clicking that link!
First, there was Shelbey doing her "thing"...ok...cute kid caught a break and got an "in" to the Paisley Kingdom...good for her! Then, there was Prince performing Peach...Yay! A live Prince performance on Youtube...that's wonderful, it doesn't matter how it got there! As I was grooving to Peach...suddenly and I'm not sure exactly why yet but there was me going from  to  to  to to 
And for the record...now that I've actually seen him perform in it...I still HATE that fucking red suit!!!!! 
. [Edited 11/3/09 9:50am] I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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japanrocks said: Gabriela said: This post is full of JELOUS the ugly kind! Jeez people, sometimes I feel like I’m reading posts at the HateAnyoneWhoGoesNearPrinceThatIsNotME.org!!! First Bria now this girl!
Anyhow, I’m done ranting  ! Though it was not my first time at a Prince show it was my first at Paisley Park and it was AMAZING! Being there made me think of all of the stories I have heard about the celebrations (specially the last one) and the last minute shows that wouldn't end.
Shelbey getting recognition by Prince gives me hope that he sees that there is a group of us that were too young to have been at all of the amazing shows that most of you have. AND that we are dying for re-caps  !!!! This last show has me crossing my fingers for something similar to a celebration...It was by far the most inspiring and fun experience I’ve had at a show... And I thought nothing would top Club Nokia.
even the Jelous part hahahahahaha  Oh man! I misspelled jealous... | |
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so now it's fine to post youtube links ?
when only a week ago every thread that did so disappeared immediately ? Hard to believe I've been on the org for over 25 years now! |
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FunkyStrange said: so now it's fine to post youtube links ?
when only a week ago every thread that did so disappeared immediately ? There's no Prince song in the vid. It's okay to post youtube vids that don't have his music in them. | |
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Whats with this Shelbey 'creature'?
I have seen some of her video's on youtube, but the irritating thing is you have to wade through minutes and minutes of empty, 'self-important' talk of this girl to get the music. She annoys the shit out of me. | |
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Trickology said: If you are easily offended read this and if you aren't then read this as well.
She is going to get a message from Prince and it is going to last somewhere between 45-60 minutes. And it will sound something similar to this Ring) Shelbey: Hello? Prince:You ate something that had Parents. Shelbey: Who is this? Prince: U know who it is, u're grounded Shelbey:Is this... Prince: It could b. Didnt you know? Creator never wanted us to eat anything with parents cept potatoes sho nuff good! Shelbey:Potatoes have eyes? I had no clue! Wow, you are soooo brilliant Prince: Brilliance from the creator shone unto me Shelbey: True dat..... Prince: So why did you eat forbidden life? Shelbey: I am not following. I am sooooo slow. Prince: The Egg? You were eating egg. That might be a foul. Shelbey: It is? Prince: Well, i can't be sure. Are you rich? Shelbey: No Prince:Then you were not eating Duck, that's something at least. Shelbey: I .....guess. Prince: (silence) Shelbey: Hello? Prince: eyem here Shelbey: It's been 20 minutes of silence. Prince: Part of my new suite. Miles taught me silence and space. Shelbey:Hundreds or thousands? Prince: Uh what? Shelbey: You said..... Prince: Miles DAVIS Shelbey: Dont know him. Prince: You failing in musicology,girl. Good thing u cute. Shelbey: Thanks...I guess Prince:Quick, your favorite song off Sign o the Times. Shelbey: I love Kiss, is that on there? Prince: That's a epic fail, girl. (Silence) Prince: Hey, want to hear my new child? Shelbey: OMG yes! Congratulations. You must be so proud. Prince: Hold on,Im going to have to sing along. It's just a instrumental. Shelbey: Ohhhh, you mean..... Prince: Im not a baby napper. I leave that for white europeans. Shelbey: ...> Prince: Alright, let me start this boombox. Shelbey: So genius. You still record on a boombox. Prince: I can't work that mp3 player, too many functions. All I need is play and record. Speaking of which, you see I had another one telling tales on a fanatic site? Shelbey: I dont pay attention to that negativity. Prince: You should! It's what I pay you for. Shelbey: I get paid? I never got a check in the mail! Prince: In attention...get it? Attention. (morris day laugh) Supppeeeerstar (In Molly shannon voice) Shelbey:Im waiting... Prince: I know... hold on Habibi is talking to me. Shelbey: Is he your assistant? Prince: Shut up already....damn! Don't you know anything about me? Shelbey: I know a little. Prince: My axe which I create with. Shelbey: You chop wood? Prince (Flabbergasted) Yells at band members "She said if I chop wood? This girl is it! Didn't I tell ya?" Shelbey: Thanks! Prince: (In White girl voice) You're welcome and so awesome! Shelbey: OH my god! You sound just like me! Amaaaazing Prince: I know. Prince: Here it is. (music starts playing) Prince: "To all the orgers talking nonsense still no candy no candy for you/We still funkin that groove/To that engineer who telling tales/Remember what happened to Jonah and the whale/Expect a 612/a 612!/Still no candy still no candy 4 u!/" That's it. That's all you get. Shelbey: Aaaamazzzzing! Thanks that song sounds familiar. Prince: Now remember what we talked about. Shelbey: About what? Prince: You need to take notes! Shelbey: I have some but I left them at the park. Prince: It's okay you can't help it. Shelbey: I know, because I left my notebook at Paisley! Oh my god, since you are there maybe you can find it. Prince: My job is to play music and your job is to keep an eye for me on the faketrix. Shelbey: What's that? The Faketrix? is that a new fan site? Prince: Sweet Jehovah help me! (sighs) I want you to edit that video. Shelbey; I can't edit, my boyfriend does that for me Prince: You have a boyfriend? News to me! Shelbey: Don't be jealous,silly! Prince: Are you intimate? Shelbey: Well duh, we are a couple. Prince: But you haven't had the feast. Shelbey: The what? Prince: A Wedding feast Shelbey: IS that a problem? Prince: Dont you read scripture? Shelbey; I do. Twice every day, I take it for my a.d.d. and it helps a bit to focus on stuff. Like if I want to eat ice cream. I can remember to put it back! Prince: It's a sin, you know. Shelbey: I know! But not too many calories Prince: Uh.....what? Shelbey:Hello? The ice cream. Prince: Sin as in sin of the flesh,sister. Shelbey: This is so confusing! I think my voicemail picked up part of this,thank god. Prince: Wait, we are being recorded? Shelbey: I don't know! There is a red light flashing! It must be! Lucky for that. I can go over this with my bf and he can explain it for me! Prince: You have to erase this! Shelbey: I don't think I can! Prince: Take out the tape NOW! Shelbey: Uh oh my yummy eggs are burning on the stove! the smoke alarm is going off. Gotta go! Prince: The tape!!! The Tape!! No more mention of eggs on da tube! Dont forget The taaape you biii.....! (not able to finish last word) Shelbey:SEEEEE YA! Owwwaaaa *clicks* That. Was. Funny. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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Funny?
What about: sad and pathetic? | |
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Trickology said: Prince: Shut up already....damn! Don't you know anything about me? 
 Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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She's got a real way with words.
Cute though. | |
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http://www.youtube.com/us...uXrupkrfLk
Princey probably saw this video and couldn't resist her big brown bambi eyes so he granted her wish. And more. See, never say never
Why don't the rest of us orgers to the same? Let's do our best shelbeys and post them! | |
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Efan said: FunkyStrange said: so now it's fine to post youtube links ?
when only a week ago every thread that did so disappeared immediately ? There's no Prince song in the vid. It's okay to post youtube vids that don't have his music in them. Take a look around...VenusBlingBling posted one on the first page. Oh heck, here it is...only instead of egg on her face, it's peach
http://www.youtube.com/us...PMTZ0nV_TA And we get Prince rockin'...yeeeaah! | |
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Y'all really believe she wasn't part of the plan, way before we even heard of her? | |
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squirrelgrease said: Why she be eatin' an egg? What does it all mean?
A funky egg that tastes like love...
Is Prince going to release an egg themed album on lotusflow3r.com called Eggspectations? Are we to believe Prince has hatched some kind of ingenious plot? Which came first, Big Chick or the egg? Will the next project be Grade A? Should we be scrambling for answers? Is Prince going to finally open up this place:
Is the yolk on us? . [Edited 11/2/09 0:47am] Gads..... you are always so entertaining!  [Edited 11/3/09 16:38pm] -you ain't funky at all, you just a little ol' prude! | |
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xlr8r said: Y'all really believe she wasn't part of the plan, way before we even heard of her? I'm sure she was. Doesn't make her any more entertaining to me though. | |
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squirrelgrease said: Holy shit. I just figured out the riddle.
Egg + Love = Baby
Bria's preggers! Spread the word. ORRRRR this Shelbey is Prince's love child | |
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ZombieKitten said: squirrelgrease said: Holy shit. I just figured out the riddle.
Egg + Love = Baby
Bria's preggers! Spread the word. ORRRRR this Shelbey is Prince's love child ''' "'''
This YouTube video has turned into a crime scene. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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