Imago said:

That one kinda bothers me too but then again that's what he does.

PurpleDiamond2009 said:

I'm w/ u there

The graphic sex in Come, you can hear what sounds like a man eating a watermelon, or something else????

the title track of COME when he says i wanna suck ya baby ,i wanna fuck ya baby,

renkitsune said:

Alright...I don't like...

"I'll feed ya, then I'll say see ya...Lolita your sweetah but U'll never make a cheetah outta me."

That is way too Bill Clintonish to me.

Ya know what I mean...That's like me saying to Prince as my husband..."I was just letting the mailman put his stamp on my envelope, I'd never cheat on U."

Tame said:

Haha, I always just think 'Yeah right Prince, who you trying to convince?' when I listen to that song

HEAD since he has such a big one!

yomamafat said:

that's just wrong

Tame said:

That song has always felt wrong to me (and the crazy fool played it on Anerican Idol). Whichever way you slice it he's singing about flirting with jailbait and getting her hot for it

nurseV said:

ernestsewell said:

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

I believe that album is a bait for a bizarre cult called Jehovahs Witnesses. And whats with the oversized lips on the drummer and the guitarist. Looks like something Mogdilani did stoned on crack
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Huggiebear said:

what??? thats the BEST part of the entire song

Tame said:

Is the mail man jerkin you around?

Resolution...

Talk about fucking writer's block!

"The main problem with was is that nobody ever wins..."

Umm, DER Prince!!!!

Yeah, there seems to be a lot of somewhat daft lyrics, though I agree that most of them work in a bizarre/clever way.

The album version of Come always makes me uncomfortable. But without a doubt this line from Right The Wrong, just really bothers me (and there's a lot to choose from in that song, even though I really dig it)

Did you hear the one about the boy just 17
Three years hard time for stealing ice cream

Sure it may be a hyperbolic metaphor, or some sort of satiric commentary on the justice system. But seriously, what the hell?! Does nothing else rhyme with 17? How about change his age to accomodate a better rhyme...it just seems lazy.

Superstition said:

All the lyrics to There will never be another like me, Chocolate box, Dance for me and Valentina. Most of MPLS sound he used lyrics for dummies Not his most creative moments. Lets not forget his rap on my name is Prince.

Imago said:

LOLOL

Huggiebear said:

you made me spit my drink! but sooo true

LilCub said:

totally agree... that song sounds like a 5th grader wrote it.

NoVideo said:

Watermelon, is that what they are calling it these days?

Some fine examples of distaste

"Dont look know there's a river of blood, you must have been a virgin, what am I guilty off?' (DUUH.. keep that shit to yourself)

"Accurate knowledge of the christ and the father will bring the everlasting now" (The majority of people on this world dont use the tale of 'the christ and the father' in their spiritual experience, and to the minority who does, you tell they to be need be ACCURATE also? accurate who, where, what? ...plain dogmatic shit it is).

"But you can call me Mr. Goodnight" / "I have got a box of chocolates for every lady who will come my way" (How old are you for godsake: 11? Or are you some 50 yo bloke presenting yourself as some 11 yo? even worse).

"Everybody stop fighting, everybody make love" (Oh..really?...)
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I just thought of one off the Vault

"Your ass is like a fine cut diamond"
Ok I know he likes ass, but diamonds, what type of bizarre metaphor is that.

ernestsewell said:

naaah, you can't be serious?? The whole musicology album?? "Call My Name"?? "Reflection"??

purpledoveuk said:

A deep throat girl. Yeah that make me feel queasy. SIKE

renkitsune said:

Insatiable & Ballad Of Dorothy Parker....?

that's some classic Prince tracks, nothing wrong with those lyrics imo.

It has to be "So you're havin' a party, goodie for you". I won't listen to the song for that lyric alone! Other than Life 'o' the party , Valentina and the start of chocolate box are awful (as previously discussed!).

"Like a Brontosaurus she was packin' it in..." from Dinner with Doloros.
Prince should have been shot with a BB gun in the ass cheek for that

ronnwinter said:

Tick Tick Tick Tick BANG alll over you?